tell her she should play basketball

op’s first time talking to a woman, so nervous he’s asking internet people, and his opening line is telling her she has long legs

go for it op good luck

HR going to be on your ass

hr has entered the chat

Tell her, "Hey how you doin', lil' mama, let me whisper in ya ear. Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear. Got some sexy ass long legs and they look so soft. Mind if I touch them to see if they soft?"

Aye girl, those legs look long asf, what it do though?

"Hey!"

"Oh, uh.. h-hi."

"What's up?"

"Y-yeah..."

"Hm?"

"... Legs long asf lol"

nahh it ain’t flirting, it’s just something to mention

epic misogyny moment

she gonna stomp op

yes

She’s not gonna let you oil up her legs you weirdo

HR

In 2020 it’s grounds to get Harvey Weinstein’d

pusha t voice

Yo mate did you know the legs you see and use everyday are long? Cheers

you sicken me op

well she gonna know you're eyeballing her now

if she likes you at all you'll end up piping

if anything less she thinks you're creepier now

Thats how you said it “You gain weight”

If you’re ugly just make sure you have enough to cover bail for your harassment charges

ye

unnecessary, she’s probably very aware, like what man lol just run the scenario in your head this wont go well