god i keep reading it back admiring my work, i can’t wait for the response

when you lowkey cooking their s*** but keep it super professional

Whew this is great

details OP

it’s got some details specific to the company in there i wouldn’t be comfortable throwing up on ktt case someone doxs me but maybe i post a redacted FBI version once i get home lmao

doxing you right now

only thing i write are essays in school

Yeah

Waiting for your manager to go into the back so you can help yourself to three double baconnators, 25 piece nuggets, extra large vanilla Frosty and a double grilled chicken club 10 minutes before you peace out on your last day working at wendy's.

Snitching on manager to corporate because it's your last day at CVS and as a last day surprise, you wanna let the higher ups know that your manager called you the n-word with a hard r.

Realizing that can now throw all caution to the wind and flirt with that coworker you've been thirsting over for months, cause worst case scenario, she says no and you'll never have to see her again anyways.

yall immature

i send big boy work emails what the hell do you do buddy

Nah when someone try to clap you and copy your boss on the s*** and you pull up with the receipts honestly frying someone in a professional setting is way more satisfying than any other. Word to the wise fellas archive every single email you send and receive for when these people wanna get bold

i CC’d the CEO lmaooo

Take this W king

d***er wins again

D**** probably

will be doing that in 2 hrs as well

The best

THE CEO JUST RESPONDED

“Dicker, I wanted to let you know I am looking into this and will circle back with you shortly. I appreciate you sharing and really hope this doesn’t tarnish your view of the company”

DOWN WITH THE COOPERATIONS LET'S GOOOOO!

your name is d***er

lol

yeah not working as some account manager for $50,000

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