• how I can tell you listen to a certain artist by your haircut and the way you dress . I may have never seen or heard of example buddy ever in my entire life ; however , I also have yet to come across a MF with baby McDreadlocks and those Rick Owens basket trainers who spends his free time mentally combing through the opium records discography in an attempt to provide anybody who accidentally questions bro about how he'd rank that infant baby dingo looking ahh dude who's mission is apparently to eradicate the joy and bewildering , entropic stoicism of a solitary lifestyle's top 5 songs .

• when people bluff you into a response they clearly planned on antagonizing you for simply because you reacted exactly the way any and everyone else , including example bud / budette would , if you tested them the same way they just tried you .

At this point of the thread you're probably thinking " iWorship bru , wdf are you waffling about " . Well , i'll tell you . For instance , your girlfriend brings up the concept of a celebrity crush or that " hall pass " bullshie , and you had to sit there and listen to her verbally chop and screw her vulva as she busts an unusually fat nut over the way Justin Bieber or zayn Malik looked in that music video she first watched back in the 8th grade , right ? Suddenly out of seemingly nowhere , she cries and tells you to take her home , because 10 minutes later she had her cheekbones assaulted by your weewee through your tech fleece sweats because she likes to watch tv with her head in your lap , and as a male with red blood in your body and oxygen in your lungs , Angie Harmon just delivered a line in her role as detective Rizzoli that sounds exactly the way you'd imagine it would if she was talking you through an extra sloppy round of Bluetooth ( hands free ) fellatio with extra eye contact and a side of 2 buttermilk flapjacks wrapped around your thumb and index finger

it pisses me off that everyone wears blue jeans like how is that EVERYONE happens to just like the color blue on their bottom part of their outfit that makes no sense. i don’t give a f*** what the history of jeans are and why they are dyed that way traditionally becuase it’s frigging almost 2025 like just stop it

crine u mad as sheet

OP is hilarious

For instance , your girlfriend brings up the concept of a celebrity crush or that " hall pass " bullshie , and you had to sit there and listen to her verbally chop and screw her vulva as she busts an unusually fat nut over the way Justin Bieber or zayn Malik looked in that music video she first watched back in the 8th grade , right ?

u got a way w words @op

write op eds or a book imo

bro fr funny as f*** no lie

The chino-connoiseor has spoken

sheeple

I know bruh fat or built funny

I am not reading all that s***. Go get a therapist nigga

How close minded most ppl r

People who care too much how other ppl percieve them

Ppl who dont listen to summrs

I got beige, green and gray pants and 90% of the time I still cycle between my dark and lightwash jeans

ts just pmo

You should probabl5 try talking to your girlfriend