Dirty shaky

invest in a bidet

take a bath OP

3 times a week?

im very intimate with my cavity for the sake of max comfort..
i dont want to reveal much else

toilet paper

Op is musty af

wipe your ass properly

if you have hairy ass that s*** unavoidable

By wiping your ass properly, i mean use antibacterial soap or something

Get a friend to clean you with his tongue