first page has me cackling

let my dog eat him and laugh while i watch

Dam op ran out of money so now these are the new type of questions

Id be in on first page with terrible advice

f***ing him up

Sit in the living room with my best suit and a Taurus. I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life

Start crying

imagine looking thru your peephole and see this

I'd make some snarky comments to him through my ring doorbell 🤓

Offer some coffee

Grab my 9 and greet em

I'll take the billi! Easy choice, tbh.

You:

I have a loaded 12 gauge hanging on my wall & i live in texas. U do the math

Call police.
Get all knives from my kitchen.
Go to bedroom and lock door.

if nigga cool we can play Mario kart

“Go next door, I saw them bringing in a new flatscreen the other day.”

im salivating

gun