My ex deserves to be miserable f*** her and f*** all these special days. "Its avocado day!" F*** off
My ex deserves to be miserable f*** her and f*** all these special days. "Its avocado day!" F*** off

My ex deserves to be miserable f*** her and f*** all these special days. "Its avocado day!" F*** off
hating on avocado day
wtf is wrong with u

I forgive all my lost loves for without them I would not be the bitter, angry man I am today
I forgive all my lost loves for without them I would not be the bitter, angry man I am today
they all seem to be doing fine, what’s there to forgive? one’s married, one still looks great and the most recent on her masters grind. they was some heartless b****es towards the end, but that’s the thrill of life and I’ll always be the good ex
forgive and forget, saves your hairline
Anyone down for an ex swap
You want the one with the ass or hair?