it's the crystal dismissal
from my blick, this is the pistol
your existence is abysmal
while you sip absynthe with syvester
its the spice the collector
put sum ice on ur neck, burr 🥶
roll some dice, cash a check
pull a heist on the bank
like gta five, six is next

and they scared of the slits
emo bih pullup w the wrists
shoutout Jules she got that s*** lit
it's euphoric I gotta admit
i adore a thot with some t***
skateboard watch me do some flips

Hippity hoppity
You know we don't stoppity

The forlorn noir horn du jour
Bow and scrape and hit the floor
If not, hope you're insured
(Bullets fly) This is dime coverage
Femme fatales in the white suburbs
Hidin' guns in their wine cupboards
You could never reach the heights of me
Mayday in your flight summary
And fashionista ain't the right runway
Cruise control ain't ever top gunplay
I say crikey and g'day
Loif's a knoif game, and five ain't a sure thing
Life's a night game, hear them fireworks bang
They'd rather drop a note than try to sustain
Rather hide their hand than fine adjust aim
So I pull the plug and watch the blood drain

now step right and to the left and
put this mic up in my left hand
kodak spice, i run the set man
thumbin up them checks and
kickin out the tenants
stickin to my tenets
gettin loose and stretchin
sippin goose and eggin
cuz ima slick rick, big d*** heat packer
ima flip bricks, hit licks cheese stacker
get syphilis when u put ur d*** in this diseased platter
bliss ignorance, rich censorship, the screams scatter
racks infinite, im wishin it cuz dreams matter

hit them dabs and go sky high
biggem ass and those thighs nice
fork & knife, gorgeous sight
a sore delight, a w**** to try
ocean eyes, poison, knife
never stick your d*** in crazy
yea im a little crazy
b**** its britney baby
better than slim mcshady
cuz my rizz is brazy
im gronk but baby
when i splonk its rainy

Young mercs from the skunk works
Major label got em starvin' that ain't bloodthirst
Might just upcharge em for the one verse
Or tax em for the whole thang
Depends on what they want worse
Is how I cut this cocaine
All bars, no hooks, feat are on some foam 'serts
He can't reach the gas sittin' on them phonebooks
(Sike, I lied) This Kitchenaid got a dough hook
Pour a little syrup in my cup, watch the soda jerk
Call me the Candyman; p**** taste like candied yams
Marshmallow soft and her waist look like a ampersand
Turn her into trailer trash, f*** her in a camper van
F*** her in a parking lot, f*** I look like? Sam I am?

f*** i look like? samiyam?
lookin in the mirror like sweatshirt
pack lookin like some @bruntz this that pressure
you couldn’t find a smoother texture in a pimps dresser
and that’s word to marciano
proper sing soprano like una docianooo
and all my b****es love it when i spin amapiano
and i touched more keys then stevie on a piano

Hang my jersey on the mantle
Fire down below, can't hold a candle
Magazine coverage out of ammo
Ratings still the only way to get you canceled
Million dudes watched The Man Show
One in ten got good taste, this cilantro

I read every post in this thread in a varied mix slop of ghostface, gza, stylez p & m.o.p. tone of voice

dont be a dumbass,
be a smartass
sharper than shard glass
im swimmin like shark bass
she got me harder than hard hat
hotbox the whip, now the car packed
my b**** good, she dont talk back
put her in a box if she talk trash
posters suck they better not talk smack
fake apologies like words u cant walk back
pull the blicky and they had to fall back
like summers over, ten lives like a tall cat
f***ing tens they musty some swamprats
florida hoes i get into all that
simpin dudes be praying for a call back
hoes wont get off me im flyer than wombat
in that p**** i mortal the kombat
i'm immortal, she squirtle i attack
so resourceful when i finessin the racks
yeah i be finessin the stacks

take me to europe, yeah amsterdam
f*** a w**** in the house in rotterdam
she got that WAP she fall into all my plans

smoke that za like rastafa
laughin to the bank like hahaha
no more drama, ma
look what these commas got
look what these dollas bought us
feelin all caught up
shoutout to europe
truffles got me like "you're up"

Eatin crab soup with the chat group (Powwow)
Rippin roaches shaped like rat poop (Wowow)
Need to hit the plug for a fat scoop (Thouwow)
Pulling up like Batman in a black coupe (Pow Pow)
Flip a brick, flip the script
Reverse boustrophedon
Flip a b****, make her twitch
When I stick her with no condom on
My d***’s a phenomenon
She licks the balls off and on
Anything I ask she Just Do It
Cuz my Nike socks still on

Text all deconstructed
I can make it if it doesnt rhyme
Less but on the double, right?
You can make it up in time

Hatred wake me up inside
Call my name and save me
You might get immortalized
I been moody lately

Sprinkle essence of the aughts
Spreadin' juvenile pox
Ain't a new style of pop
I pray the 2000s stop

Hoosegow'd and locked
I'm blockin' out the scene now
Piper with the frames on
Kids can't even freestyle

Reading rainbow in the meanwhile
I mean well
No child left behind
Look to me now

We can a teach spell
To make the magic beans sell
Or we can dig a well
That make the cabbage seeds swell

It's a conscious act
Who gets back a clean bill
When your conscience finally asks
Did you actually keep it real?

realer than i've ever felt
dealer with this f***in belt
skin her and get her pelt
i make all the hoes melt

and her top went off
like a Ferrari w the sauce and all
then she dropped on fours
yeah i bonked that w****
legs twitching like a live cam
she got d***ed by the spice man
kodak and the jit, we rhyme men
pure bars like a mineshaft diamond
melt your ex's gold and pawn it icing
eatin pizza in Ibiza, that's life's slicing
appetizing, so delighting, yuh i like it
dont gotta rhyme b**** im on that timing
tag and i'm it.
get a bag and i dip!

Poonani get panini pressed
Teeny weeny bikini s***Hot air make her leave her dress
Waist could pass for 24, t*** and ass say 36

u ever f***ed a dirty b****?
red light district, a flirty miss
two hoes soliciting my business-ship
no citation no litigation
double schloppy schlurpin for a payment
but that aint it
spice dont pay b****

You ever f***ed a dirty b****?
Tweety Bird sweats and her kid sleepin'
Her man in jail cause he been tweekin'
Pill in her nose cause the b**** geekin'
You ever f***ed a curvy b****?
High waist jeans cause the top muffin
Still in a top tryna crop somethin
Switched positions got crop dusted

you ever f***ed a girly b****?
pink barbie aesthetic, she think she a hottie from reddit
lips prosthetic, but my d*** she can get it
dont need a clip or an edit just a b**** on my checklist
now remem this, give me a head kiss

You ever f***ed a baller b****?
Gimme ups on some mommy s***
Played basketball got a scholarship
Tried em on and her Jordans fit

american censorship is blasphemous
im in europe w the europeans
did i forget the rhyme or am i getting back to this?
when she tick me off ima go smack a b****
sippin syrup w the syrupeans
Syrians and Assyrians feelin in my meatening
the beatening, if there's a fetus i get to deleting it
she eat the kids my d*** is steepening
round 69 bih yk im creepening
tummy wummy fally asleepy
weewee and the peepee im gon skeet skeet for the free free
its all about mimi, no mariah carey
grab a coat hanger and deny the baby

it's a lie that's buried
somewhere in the sky, a fairy
im just the spice fruit berry
eatin bright new curry
f***in wife of steph curry
my life's a dead hurry
my knife's a red slurry
i cant find her next to me
so is it right to end Murphy
his law, that is
im all that jit
pushin walls that is
in amsterdam im the cameraman