Lotta rappers got more prom dates than punchlines
Tryna buy the bar out; buddy those are lunchlines
Life's a b****, and you probably wanna f*** mine
Cause I'm dropping off more 16s than bus rides

Seen a bad lil munchkin
Grabbed the wall and started punchin’
Type of guts you wanna punch in
Booty shaped like a pumpkin
Got my d*** harder than tungsten
And she wanna make sure that it functions
That’s when she brought her tongue in
And her throat started lungin’
She was on the d*** jumpin’
Like Khia and Tampa Tony at the function
Even gave me a blumpkin
She really is quite somethin’
I was givin’ her somethin’
Like a 808 pumpin’
Bumpin’ Sexual Eruption after this David Ruffin
Then her dumb friend wanna jump in
She brought a p**** pump in
Squatted on my chest and started dumpin’
I’ve seen this before on my last trip to London
Working in conjunction until my d*** was shrunken
Got done and told them both consider breast reductions

She gave me head til she got a concussion
Warm semen in her warm oven
Like thanksgiving I gave her stuffing
While we were f***ing, i heard her husband coming
Bars got layers, he was cucking
Like a vacuum she was sucking
P**** stank like an onion
got a canvas Banana Republic
thats how i knew she f***ed her cousin
and i knew she aint get my lovin
Had to give the b**** a bunion
Her emotional ship had been sunken

like...🙄

I’m all the way down. , to be a f***in clown

out pitch black its 3:53
i got man D like billy be
i never met a girl named tiffany
skibidi pimpin these hoes
i know what i want
i roll w the punch
molly bean molly bean
jolly weed lots of green
halloween issa robbery
s*** get spookier than Coraline
or my ex when she snort a line
sharper wit than porcupine
spice duckhah, girl or a guy?

tryna network w these cartoons
throw the bait, they in my harpoon
i get her wetter than monsoon
hol up bae im bouta c***soon
she consumes, i love u
she got that artificial intelligence
my heart is fickle but my bread's terrific
i'm controversial, dont mention it
my bars are missiles, you're getting hit

And I swear these b****es two week like THE SUBSTANCE

bad lil thot all she do is babble on
smokin that sherm in Babylon
lil booty can she handle cock?
i keep goin soft off the alcohol
she a superstar. pamela, angela
f***in like a bachelor
she ride me like a Challenger
she gon toss my salad bruh
average c***, im pounding her
got diamonds from Africa
ima d*** trafficker
d**** in my passenger
d**** on my calendar
i think they got it out for her
but then i went and found a bird
flipped it like im out of nerves
runnin from the officers
she my knob polisher

drake voice

We stay in these banks like Azalea, so baby just do what I tell ya,
You won’t get a medal or trophy, but if you participate maybe I’ll Zelle ya
The way that you talk is so nasty girl, it sounds like you signed to Griselda
In Paris you stayed with the goat, your man is a joke, you’re Esmerelda
But this not The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, I’m back in the city I hope ya gone, Hush in the back of the ‘bach and I’m with him, he told me he sees through the whole facade oh s***! (oh s***!)

B**** i'm ballin like i'm Giannis
F*** the Dolphins to be honest
It's not August, but nothing's promised
got squares of chocolate, im sayin yall sweet
dont know what a clock is, i am here all week

got squares of chocolate

time to celebrate, countin my guap
she generate a fountain of slob
she elevates to the mountains of top
i regulate the challenging of cock
i medicate smokin ounces of rock
let me re-explanate see i get the cake
then i levitate like im at heaven's gate
im sending face, she's sending twat
gimme that box, yk what im on

y were u peeing on a european?
were u seeing a gerbil screaming
turbo geekin goin schizo psycho
Germany pee cuz they dont blick the rifles
She slurpin my skeet as a little sideshow
U skrtin with speed on a motorcycle
Oh, a typo? No survival.
Always be ready on KTT

mishaps and whatnot
she gon eat my cumshot
cherry twist w the tongue pop
makin mills im a slumdog

drake voice

The last word in lonesome is me,
lately I’m feeling demoted cuz I was so fully devoted emotionally,
Keep it a Buck like Giannis, just being honest, our Future is not what I hoped it would be,
You act like this motion is free, like I found this yacht in the ocean just coasting alone & the previous owner just gave me the keys,
but really it’s nothing but fees,
I’m with the Navy, no rocking the boat, please; I’ll leave ya n wave, like floating debris

free rock muteson
the mods on stupid
administration on useless
getting banned a nuisance
hopes and dreams get ruined

Wednesday

she call me daddy and idk her papa
on ktt with the stans like quadra
time is a myth, the clock go tock tock
got ganja marijuana counting commas w yo mama

i dont wanna talk to ya
unless u gonna hawk tuah
shawty is a youtuba
chaturbate with big b***as
she gon drink me like boba
its a showdown when i show up
in my rocket finna go up
watch me blow up, u a tourust

We’re getting bars off on a Wednesday
so girl just ignore what that your friends say;
We don’t have to wait till the end of the week, cuz thats when I booked you a flight out to Crete

I could bite the head off a dove
I could squeeze a penny out a fountain of blood
It's hard to rap about life after d****
With birds flying out your hands like a falconer's glove

First line is such nasty work lol