lil baby said that i ain’t as hard as him so i beat my meat longer and harder than @user_offlineforeve

whatever wham says goes

we wham and we goon we goon and we wham

this gonna be ur last christmas, no Wham
gooning in the city, im smoking that Bam
fat b**** all she do is eat margarine
kodak spice i kno u cant go harder than
im the goat at the top its no argument
so stop all your philosophin'
and bow down to my accomplishments
i goon when i wham
i glued my nuts to her hand
i shoot her club, im a fan
dont sue cuz im the man

it’s gettin sticky cuz i chromed on ur kopia
ktt opps praying on my downfall that’s a whole lotta copium they got a better chance joining opium gorilla glue my nuts to ur girl she/they a squirrel whatever pronouns she/they my hoe now no furry shoutout all my furries ion work at mcdonalds but my wrist a mcflurry im not a furry i just hurry and bury my head in her coochie so sue me they freed thug but put me in h**** jail oh well that’s how it go i slid in her dms like hows it going and also what r u wearing she ghosted me like scooby so i unzipped my trueys put my bb simmons belt on the floor and told myself ima just do me im not a brony my little pony ima pro like sony ps5 why are my opps alive can someone pls tell
me???

your opps alive cuz theyre still breathing. im getting money and im still achieving. playing xbox getting these achievements. i dont know why there's human beings but i am now seeing the reason for your opps not leaving. its cuz u havent merked em yet, popped em like a percocet. pour some gas and burn their flesh, why arent they murdered yet?

Wrote this on the toilet, this the realest s*** I ever wrote
My mind is a weapon, it’s the biggest Glock I ever tote
I was in that water and I thought that i would never float
So I hit that bottle looking for another note
Then I put my d*** in the back of her throat
Then I put my shoes, hat on, and my coat
And get up out this b**** like she said a bad joke
The ass was fat but titties were bad Coke
I still scramble the p**** like it had yolk
Thought I’d have to Heimlich the way I gave her the choke
Use to choke the chicken now I make her soak the kitchen
Not the type of detergent that you use to wash the dishes
Late night eating knishes
This was one of my thousand wishes
Turn that ass over, it’s gonna be sleeping with the fishes
She got mad at me for sleeping with my b****es
No Khia but that’s my thug misses

No Trina but she aint scared of my d***
She dont mind a lil hair on the d***
what i mean is that shes cherishing it
saliva in her face, embarassing s***
ive destroyed countless several marriages
my d*** longer than them carrots been
she freed me like an American
all my opps dying, they perishing
fart in the elevator im airing it

im in her spleen my opps broke like mcdonalds ice cream machine i creamed in my jeans for no apparent reason ratatouille i get the cheese and i got her cheesin but she saw my browser history now she leavin i swear this happens every season i look at the sky ask god why i get no reply i have no bars i have no wifi this place is a prison i see the light like a prism i got the tism like that lil fairy from zelda y’all gotta listen i feel like luce but im not a christian gooning is my religion can i get an amen no diddy can i get a awoman i need 8 women (please) i need 8 arms to hold all these bands my arms are broken ow it hurts i should have stayed broke like my
opps 😭

if she worry about your web history then she a treesh and u gotta say she not for me. cuz really i knew a weeb who had hentai DVDs and she was a freak but too crazy for me. she eat my cream like wendy's frostee, she gnawing on my meat like a vulture in the streets. i got culture i got heat. if u a voter we got beef. politics are straight weak. i been geeked for eight weeks and diseases hate me. healthy and happy, a need to succeed. im on weed she on speed she a nazi im a zombie actually dont call me actually she a honkey actually i eat donkey talkin ass eaten fastly, cuz the ass just fattens she a baddie. i kill that p**** like i kill my opps

My notes app keeps notifying me
So I gotta keep going in
They wanna split my wig
But this is not a sew in
Bars thread? I’m so in
Click reply and go in
3rd gen starter
But i dont live in Hoenn
Cup frozen
Grab some Faygo
And Mosey in
Looking for some P****cat
….Josie and
P**** got rosy skin
And it’s cozy in
If you wanna some coochie
She got some hoe-y friends

Her ho-ey friends Diamond
Blew (blue) my load she squirtin a geyser
Mudkip i said she squirtin with tideness
from her thighs to her vagina
team u (temu) up like she China
geekin up off the Pfizer
booster shots got me higher
i get on the mic and i torch it
b**** im on fire call me Torchic

i pledge allegiance to the box 🫡

ima munch i only vote if she a throat goat balencie tracks im runnin laps she in my lap no santa im in her throat no fanta im geeked like i be on my computer for weeks playin mmo’s finger her like piano p**** bald fantano she told me take off my socks and sandals im like no thank you im saving myself for marriage im spending my m’s on carrots no bunny got my jewelry on in philly it’s always sunny f*** my opps and f*** all nazis i cream in my pants she cream in my coffee who gon stop me like ye and jay she drain the whole gang but she not bladee she asked to stay the night im like thats not ok and she cried i went upstairs to my room and i hide why am i hiding she replied im like because i can she put her phone down and said damn she got back on my d*** i whispered in her ear i write fanfic she was a 10 but i never saw her again full of pain and regret but i opened the bible and it said ur not cooked yet

i met a new girl with big b**** the other day i didnt know she had a boyfriend i think thats kinda gay but anyway i tried to shoot my shot with the aim but she talks to me like im lame like girl do you know my name? can you reframe and refrain from being lame? i pay for the date with my nuts on her face. put my nuts in her purse thats a nutcase. put my nuts on this verse thats a nut race. b**** im nutty absurd cuz im unphased. im f***in her face, she a nazi but she not Kanye. gettin brain in the month of may by someone else's bae. hope it wasn't yorkies. versace u wear vershortshe. i got lost at an orgy but its ok cuz my wife is dorky i give her the porking big feels of self importance. she live in my ass thats her mortgage. she delicious and gorgeous. she lickin my foreskin c***porridge drink orphans she whoring. god said im ight but i said i might im k spice she take pipe

im late for the orgy like kanye late for registration she sent me a meme of cats and said that’s us i sent her eternal atake 2 and said everyone thinks it’s bad but i need to know ur true thoughts she said it’s mid i said we are not having kids together and blocked her i got goals like soccer but i need patience like doctor shawty bad like doctor doom i cover her face like mf doom put the p**** in a mf tomb rip to the coochie im goin viral like icarly carrying the game on my back i will never drop like carti

ea2 haters they eat gay poo later get eaten by alligators really they lackin paper im an annihilator hunting animals ima bison chaser, im makin Mike Tyson paper, at the orgy im crying later put the p**** in a coffin in Boston i do it often wet p**** be poppin, run a train like Thomas, stackin profit cuz i got it put my cock in and she nodding she wet as dolphin when i walk in. talkin to a hottie at hot topic she got to the toppin and boppin on cock its sweeter than chocolate, i saw Bieber in Compton, i swatted a uzi hater, got them losin paper, p**** science i got Newton flavor, ea2 a classic and her twat is fantastic

It’s 12 past midnight
Im gettin some get right
That s*** tight
She’s feeling a bit light
Picked her up with all my might
Almost broke the hanging light
She’s only here with me
Cuz there wasn’t another man in sight
There’s candlelight
Am I handling it right?
Barrelling towards her pipes
And I’m about to land this flight
She the kinda type
To take a bite, scratch your byke
Yikes, Keef (keep) that s*** up
That’s that s*** I Don’t Like
She’s 23, like Mike
Kick the baby!….Ike
Go take a hike or maybe
Go fly a kite

it's friday, so it's time to bar out
got a milf she pull the card out
buy me a new car now
yeah its all good
she be suckin all wood
she say marry me, i should
no prenup, divorce i would
take half her assets, because i could
that's the law, miss. and the judge said im rich
and im the s*** and u a b****
u aint never been it
b**** im him
cant stop me i invade that twatty like Zim
got her showing skin then i put it in
b**** im with Kim, she not wearing Skims
she licked up the tip expeditiously
she violently licked the d*** viciously
i got broads that do pop in the industry
is u hot or u not is u into me?

Lmao rapping about prenups and being a goldigger fantastic

Paid post, not talking malone
i smoke a pound whenever im alone
Deep throat, she sponsoring my bone
Her p**** a commercial real estate investment
I dont mind as long as she not afraid to neck it
I grab her thighs, look right at her eyes
i told her i am a guy who advertise
im half surprised that im a mastermind
the doubt is gone, i found your mom
i pound the thot, without a fawk given
im all in it, pass the ball, no scrimmage
she shocked when i tell her i have other minions
she wanna deepthroat my banana
i forgot to mention i was under the impression that she was flexing
so i said yes to the sexing, but give me head like a necklace
She accompanies me, I incorporate her in my life
Spice got Stephanies and Melanies
Long Lasting Cock thats my LLC
my dawg i find him a b****
im focused on my sole proprietorship
get the income, im vibing with it
got the strap, get violent with it
adios, goodbye and im rich

Long lasting cock thats my llc

she said bend me over and f*** me right on the table
all my haters from Dover, lose they laptop they be like Dell-a-where?
spice is disabled, my life is a fable
i might do some a*** with a dyke who watch cable
im fighting the labels to decide if i'm able
im defining my space so, im fine with a draco
i designed a lunch table with thighs and potatos
add spice, a little mango, thats right wut did we make tho
i tell u the answer when they cure cancer
f*** big pharma a buncha fraudulent money dancers
whats that f***ing smell?
i cant f***ing tell
go to f***ing hell
i wanna be loving wealth
im the s***, no Pampers

I heard you turned tiki torch kneel to the floor
Jordan shrug then I Pearce these big teddy bears to their bitter cores
Pop out the back with a hacksaw like I’m in Shiverboard,
I think, I think I’m J. Watson with the 404
no wait, I think I’m Gibby Haynes with the SP
Uh-uh, just know I’m putting in pain if they test me
Tryna let your b**** get the tip like “check please”

I’m lampin’ like Moth Man
Geeked like Asher Roth Stan
Sippin The Cure, goth band
Cookin crack with pots, pans
Unc’ boxing his shadow, he got hands
Plottin but forgetful, need to jot plans
I Keep Forgetting Everytime like Yacht fans
If I make it to the song’s bridge, jump off the drawspan
Live to tell the tale like got damn
And I miss you like desert miss the rain, this hot sand
Sometimes life can be allot man