they saying @sentient_sherm_bag the new beastie boys

crazy

don't disrespect my honor,
aint no beef this an empanada
b**** i get retarded like a dead stepfather
i was with gwen stefani and she was off the molly
talkin cock & body,
she told me she not f***in w blake shelton
he gets mad and fake jealous
i dont sing country but i can make your c*** read
Kill it like Bundy, she strippin off her undies
She hollahollagobblegobble back and forth bobblebobblebobbingbobbing
on my waddle cockhole bottle rocket
i neva fall off brah cuz i got the sauces
i got the spices and i got the causes
when i spit im philos'n
high velocity philosiraptor
i'm a lost ass rapper with my swamp ass backwards
in a dark log cabin with a block of crack brick
crack it open like a crab leg,
smoke some crack yea thats wut i said

“She hollahollagobblegobble back and forth bobblebobblebobbingbobbing
on my waddle cockhole bottle rocket”

1:30 Christmas morning

is that a good thing or a bad thing

It’s a funny thing

Bag deep like Santa’s
Full of knives and hammers, like art the clown
Junkies and b****es gather around

lol I wasn’t done writing that -_-, accidental post

bro writing haikus

Eggnog like good yak
Flood the streets with great crack
St.Nick rocking Mike Jacks
Moonwalking on an ice pack
Todays goal: empty the sack 🎅🏾
Hugh Heff with the night caps
B**** cookies I eat that
Thick ass d*** beat that
I trick and treat that
Donnie Darko for Halloween
Christmas day she Billie Jean

When i f*** ariana it get wicked
Wicked wicked wicked wicked
she licking d*** tip til it mists a j*** bit
she get lit on christmas aint no christ within this
it's just Spice who rips it, hit it twice i'm gifted
finna dine on women, fine vagina nibbling
b**** i time my dividends to advise my middlemen
my guys they winnin then
love my frinds, riches imminent
She suck the d*** and drink the kids
F***ed up her lipstick, with a face ducked to kiss it
I stay up, no limit
I play with the sticky
Mary Jane in my spliffy
let it spray thats my blicky
you b****es pray for my d***y
but you gotta pay for the pimpin

merry christmas but I still aint get what I want
a big booty latina take shopping to flaunt
she carry mistletoe over her head just to taunt
real eater s*** tasting like a crossaint
no plans for the holidays just being nonchalant

Drummer boi ridin with that Rudolph
Swerving and sliding in this sleigh
They say today a star was born
Well I hope these b**** niggas pray
YN daughter need some food
So I’m finna take it of your plate
B**** Ima cash cow
Backdoor more birds then chickfila
Thought he ran s*** like Prancer
Till he got blamd in his face
I’m colder than Jack Frost
Kiddo these toys ain’t for play

Cam and Santana saucing
Mixed with Santa Claus street
Red and white Maserati,
Incentivize the posse
See me richer than Roddy,
F***, I’m nice with the shotty
Need bigger plugs for your body
I hit you harder than kamikazes
Farther than you can ever taunt me
Come in with the Tommy,
Stomping and bombing, commonly
Rackin’ cases like Ronnie
Can’t reverse your falling
I’m certain your appalling
Swerving when your calling
I’m dominating the ones commentating
On my occupation to chop these nameless/
Wannabes faking, Imma be hating
Scratched up like DJ Premier beats
Smacked up, we say you hear peace
Medical syringe to swell ears of MC chokes
Eligible shot hits in like a Healthcare CEO
Vivisector flow got hell’s fear I send them the most
Devil’s elevator can’t keep up with the souls
Christmas celebrator, I’ll be giving him a boat

Off my rocker, scoping with HD light
My chopper broken, it got a breaky sight
That’s why when I aim, I call it a lazy eye
Even if I pray and miss targets half the time
I leave ya brain scarred when it’s passed your life
But your jaw been banged so you spitting half the rhymes
This clip like a d***, so your jaw get banged and you spitting up half my kind

i told that b**** im in u like cont-
lets kick it off, balls in a soccer mom
i'm in germany on the Autobahn
complex loss, cuz i lost a bong
Am i on or wrong?
Do santa deliver bombs?

B**** i'm Mastermind
I can decide, I have the time
narcissist from Planet I
i let it hang like a camera guy
we watchin family guy, takin shots from her grammy like
i got pink Miami blinds,
tints my lights, a nice ambivibe
She can't handle life so she grabs a handled knife and a candle light
She can't arrive on the math she dies
Miscalculations, swift palpitations
We get down to basics,
I frown at Jason
Lucia i see her i need her ass hit
Anita max win i need Ava Max bih
I get paid in cash, bricks
You get paid in plastic

Water on my wrist like I spilled Alkaline
Rottweiler gets the fist, Mike Vick rally cry
Psychic s***, I do the gas face to fill up my massive mind
Tyson grip, you get bad brains if you punks maximize
Your b**** give bad brain, my head red like Madeline
Write on the tip, the pen extends like its for Valentine’s
I don’t f*** with non hip-hop occupations, we rapping live
That’s a pit stop abomination, so everyday it’s “Free Palestine”

I make my shot like Allen I.
I remember around the time i found a guide for ammo'd 9s
i blammed it wide, gun jammed his eyes
Blast it right, a massive slide
I had a vibe that nothing matters, right?
So if that's the spice, then why have a life?
Living on Christmas a decision was mathematized
men cap about money thats an average lie
cop ask me about a handed knife im looking tantalized
sees it in my eyes, i add I have an alibi
I dont even remember how it happened, sigh
Just eating honey ham & thighs
wondering how am i alive
Never wanna pop a xan & die
Life is a gift and i'm ight
We gon be ok, racks amortized
P**** smell like salmon pipe
I know she cheatin i know she smashed a Mike
smirnoff when i smash my ice
all u had was a cup and a half of rice
now im back on these s***s and they can't deny
I jus keep goin they like dammit spice!
Can u calm it down? No i cant cuz i
I'm undamaged like a brand new bike
Jam it, zip the traffic light
My jacket nice, it's black & white
I got the magic mice
My clique will zap ya fried!
And about the bike?
I found a fly and was surrounded by the clouded sky
Never fall off i Am that guy

This heat free real estate you can’t deny
A meal on my plate, we eating fish that’s crispy fried
Veil and a steak, chicks on my meat, so tantalized
Sick of my feats, these just bragging rights
Am I dragging life? I feel like I have dragon might
We blow up like we Wyoming geysers mixed with dynamite
We the coldest fire but with your b****, we have the hottest time
Rotten pyre, burn the words cause it’s just an eroded blight
Desire Comin’ at me (acme) like the coyote’s plight
Getting looney in this b****, so tune in
On these loops, loopy off the fruit in this
I don’t spend on anything that leaves a print
I’m frugal, s***
Depends on the many things that see me win
I’m used to it

I'm used to this youthfulness
never pushing 30, not protruding it
i dont use euphemisms,
i use the rhythm to allude to women
i wore a suit with linen,
when i shoot, i pivot
she wearin blue, it's cripsmas
my blood b**** dont f*** wit it
she let that gun rip
the judge acquit
now she suck d*** for a buck six
thats one dollar and six cents
im a baller, got a sixth sense
and her p**** got a sick scent
so i only gave her six tenths
that would be 63.6 cents
and i dont carry pennys or half pennys
but i be penny trading when im penetrating my metal aiming
her flesh been taken, pretty devastating
it's a penal payment, please believe it Amy
who the f*** is Amy? do i love that lady?
I dont know an Amy, think she joined the Army
use hard R's she garbage
she smell farter than armpits
who go harder than i did?
f*** around catch a virus
my bars loud like some sirens
look at me thru my iris
dont believe in no eyelids
spent a week in the islands
jetski whippin for mileage
and my b****es got mileage
it's suspiciously vibrant
and the scene is so silent
the disease has arrived in
ima please the vagina
gettin geeked in Wakanda
then i sleep with ya mama

Doin it for the kids, this recruitment
Getting under your skin like some bruises
Drop bombs from Beirut, s***, I’m too cute b**** to lose it
Smokin’ trees so high, yet I’m rooted
Show me the nice, I’ll shoot em
Delusions of confusion by toothless enemies that bite my proved wit
Send to me the stupidest s*** you said
I’ll maroon them, heard you’re colluding
This is the music best suited like H&M
Try to dispute it, you end up getting hate like Em
Revival of your career to recovery
See you twice as much like a mirror when you’re fumbling
Vital signs dipping, no tobacco, but spitting this hard give you gum disease
Spiteful finds a mission, you a******s just sitting on art that’s run by me
Spin it vinyl, whip up like lassos cause I’m starved from buttering
Ya’ll fall like pinecones, capture this part so there is no more wondering

pass bars like LSAT
So I sat with my Ls til i could stand my Ws
Thats Double U like its separated by a W
Thats UwU
So they say thats Kawaii but not kawhi
I am still occaasionally a basket case
Thats like today Jesus birthday
But they saying he was reborn right around Earthday
I was born the day after the Earth so when I question my worth
I remember I am the same start sign as what inahbits humans
So when I feel alien I remember that Attenborough could narrate my day to day give a play by play
My amygdala
could be housed int he MET Gala
truth be told when I first met Ya
I was nervous like omg she sees my s*** post what if she thinks I am s*** and not the s***
You have always been kind to me and that truly is the greatest gift
Kindness until Allah gives my overall life a lift
I train on being able to transport myself to an after life
Even if at times I overthink and feel judged like west side bullets
I know you see my soul like the balloon during the eye test before the air
O2 not CO2 because that would be coo like a bird at sunrise
Thats the only place i like birds because the other ones tend to be my demise

There she go again it’s been foggy in Chicago but he’d face and sunrise hits the same so I go to her page she a Cali girl here she prints pearls . Double sided . Never two faced . Addicts do raffles to see her . Open their eyes swear she laced . That’s lsd . Like she not adobe that would be psd. A whole creative cloud . Snoop dogg coughed said he deaf cause she too loud .

Dead cripwalking or was that Fortnite . They sending kids to war for get like she Kony . Holden caulfield said she the real deal never phony . All her exes the definition of lonely . She the bullet that shot Lennon . The deaf heard her soul said slaps harder than the Beatles what’s an ant to a queen she is Wayne’s final cup of lean . We handed him a cup of her sweat in rehab . Her passion so explosive it’s a water white meth lab . She like when you overdraft on new years cause you covered the whole tab . You blacked out like they saying fat Joe in another dimension was Nigerian til the Latin kings struck some fear in him