By the sounds of the way that I’m shooting,
It’s Mad magazines, Alfred E. Neumann
How could someone so ugly and broke put a spell on these women? I feel like Rasputin
Yeuh, feel like Screamin Jay Hawkins
Shut the f*** up when Sherman is talking
A b**** isn’t safe if you’re the one driving the boat, you must think you’re Christopher Walken

put my d*** in her noggin
thats the Rich in her throbbin
then she limp when she walkin
i say rip to the poppin'
smoke say christopher walking
i get the chips when i walk in
casino flipping the odds when they see me grippin the dollars
i might have to blick u, James Bondin' it
like a gymnast I split u, atomically

ol' school jit took her to the arcade
got my heart slain by a charred babe
ran out of lives, i tried but spice wasnt right
we must thrive, survive pop those bottles on ice
i got models that'll swallow on sight
fatherless so they lost on unfollowed advice
i like my chipottle with a dollop of rice
she jus popped a molly will his daughter survive?
need a jit on the line, think ima call for advice

@Slapfiendd

AYYEEE

yo anyone wanna listen to my freestyle i recorded? it's hard it's my first demo and i listened to it over 200 times

Check the timekeeper
It’s time to play minesweeper
Smoking dimes behind bleachers
Not the caboose, the line leader
Was a bad ass jit
Someone always tryna find a teacher
But only time’ll teach ya
Meet your maker, make her meet ya
I just wanna kick my feet up
But I always gotta re-up
How much baking soda? 3 cups
Sooner or later, we up
Competition can’t keep up
The fiends they eat up
They constantly need us
Money they feed us

i paid 50k for some head
100k for a vette
200k for a flight on a jet
i got more money than a jet
i got my ex popping x
i got my lil ones on that ket

on the s***ter or is it the shX
your b**** got c***on her leg
she giraffe the way she neck
throw it back and giving s***im always counting my bread
this b**** done wet the bed
done squirted all on my head
i slurp it becuz i'm sped
got a pimple its ugly and red
got a repeater, what i said?

b**** im moving bricks thru the 6ix
im in whip witcho b****
she swim thru d*** like a fish
dont even fib from ya lips
im so legit im the s***
i lick the c*** and i dip
then i get rich, pop like zit

Sherm chairs the Federation of Babylon Sport
I don’t sniff coke, motherfucker I snort

locked n loaded so dont ask me bout no body
cops running round asking bout a old body
when i make a killing i just throw bodies
this b**** lyin thru her teeth sayin she got no bodies
i dont give a f*** bout ya mileage
u could be Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish
vibes delighted, bring the light in
it is frightening, the way i like it
ima pipe it, f*** all night b****
dont got no type b****
i f*** a white b**** and a black queen
got an asian and a latina
i know Tina i know Keisha
my phone a zebra,
she blow my p****
she's so deceiving,
the ho gon leave me
i don't believe in overachievin'
i always need green in the frequent
keep repeatin' stackin cheeses
magic Jesus, i go rabid demons

He’s a saint he said “who dat”
Liquid courage, ‘twas a few had
Might pull out the doodad
And do dat
Soon as he saw the metal he said “screw dat”
Like he’s from Houston……
I feel like Fat Pat coulda went by 2 Phat
Bumpin JJ Fad - Supersonic, no Zubat
Drivin through a Ghost Town
Wondering how to get My Boo back
I miss her, if she only knew that
When they shoot, we shoot back
He tried to go band for band
Pulled out a cute stack
I’m talking minute racks
Bro was too busy in school
Tryin to recruit frats

Predictions tell us, you living under the bridge is gonna be the next lore
If {} mother dies, can we finally start calling her an ex-whore?
Living with {} face gotta be the toughest prison in life,
I heard Amsterdam‘s Escorts turned him down & lost their vision on sight

Idk about a verse but i thought of the coldest bar

"i'm one chicken short of a coupe/coop"

That Mad Magazine bar was heat

I was born with a million red flags at once
My mom swore to kill me with a hex, axe, and gun
That’s why I grew up to look like I could be crucified on the cross (Zeus)
Lucifer lucid eye, see through blue, a boss
Ruger 9, two clips, shoot through you, sauced like Motts
Topic of discussion ends with your noodle mutil’d, Ramen
Ruckus, I’m disgusted with your stupidity
You bust it? I’ll reup to infinity
Nauseous comeuppance, come sue me for validity
This mischief be history, you diss and then wait
I’ll disseminate your existence, b, get hit by AK

saturday morning b**** ima cartoon
bad b****es i got em by the harpoon
go autistic, Jimmy Neutron
got Gwen from Total Drama sittin on my face like a futon
what kinda crack is u on?
they call me timmy too turnt
livin like billy no mandy
i made a billi off a mandate
i hang w squilliam fancyson
making da band, no diddy
i bus a nut on both tittys
ass fat, talkin mother from Disney
Elastigirl i put some in her kidney
Emo hoes i c***in they city

So Drake you say you got love for the game, but where’s the passion?
Every track sound the same, it’s just fast fashion.
Kendrick's words cut deep, he's a poet with a vision,
While you rap about your hoes, stuck in indecision.
You sneak diss, but get knocked out cold,
Kendrick's blows got you foldin' clothes j cole

follow the light at will
whenever i shine it's real
tonight we tryna kill
i need a beat from michael will
i know some jits from Pompano
they not afraid to let that choppa go
told that b**** you oughta know
she get the cock when she's off parole
like a tv i got it all controlled
i wont buy it, this cant be sold
kodak spice, the truth's been told

I’m burnt out
Let’s see what else I can churn out
I’m a totaled vehicle attempting to do a burnout
We have a nice turnout
Somebody break an urn out
Somebody’s gonna get worn out
Elementary as it turned out
What else ya wanna learn bout?
Gettin money, we pig out
We wig out, put ya cig out
Not ballin, you’re a quick out
If I catch an opp lackin
He’ll “accidentally blow a hip out”
Anyone can get picked out
Every d*** gets shipped out
Money in the walls stripped out
My d*** in ya b**** slipped out

Zombie b****es all pilled out
In a pickle like i'm Dill now
life is suite like Cole and Dyl' Sprouse
Light the weed smell the spliff now
I roll palm trees, that big loud
We got baggies and zips out
Tryna see what them bricks bout
Pop that p**** like zit now
On my p**** she sit down
Throw that b**** in the bin now
Took the trash, dumped that b**** out
assisted my d***, but i'm Pip' now
in my Jordans i lift out
in my whip i'm rolling loud
f*** that ho she get kicked out
big butt from a big town

Gimme a pen and paper
I’ll burn the page to vapor
New chain reaction, you vapored
Slick black jacket like Vader
And my raps packing the day work
Night time fly by with a caper
Yall lost the art of haters
Yall lost the arc, no raiders
But this s*** my covenant
Step back if you coming in
Check slaps for the fun of it
And this cash just for coverage
I’m something you ain’t running with
But you ain’t nothing but a dummy b****
What I do is because I’m loving it
You ain’t true, you just smother it
Seal the deal, yall just fumble it
Scribble the shield,
Thats where escutcheon is

Let me just say I miss you
You get so lost when the wind’s loose
Cold as ice, living in a igloo
Roll the dice, we sin in his view
But I don’t believe it stains you
Pain is beauty to me, I ain’t through
And the few be in peace, I’ll wait too
Only to be where the hate do

The artform clapper, I’ll bash your mom on wax like Marshall Mathers, stabbed on track in a marsh full of adverbs, cops search for your corpse in the steam, but I burned your core of self-esteem, hell to bring, I ain’t done yet, punch ya in the stomach and give you a Tums next

Yall wanna copy my wave theory, but can’t trace the motion right
Microphone mathematics, rap game Grothendieck
What’s next bro, I’m the Compton type?
No, not the neighborhood; I mean the man that demonstrated the momentum of light