a little s*** comes out eek!

leaving dior on the floor like kim jones
hiding in a corridor like im indiana jones
haters a bore I say who like mike jones
I make hits from my core like quincy jones

Smokin that gas like Desert Storm
Drank darker than nevermore
Cane white like the western shore
Cut 7 grams and make 7 more
Why’d I wanna go to heaven for?
When I go to hell I’ll be never bored
The d**** Bussin like Devin Morr’
My money probably 11’4”
Your money probably 4’11”
My c***is what your w****’s digestin’
She was bound to cheat, it was destined
I’m in Florida……Destin
Come find me, cave ya chest in
You can even bring ya best friend
Both ya strength combined is less than
Both crash dummies, Te$tin’
Still live with ya moms, nestin’
Couple cornballs, jestin’
Never seen you stand at the Bowl, Texans
Why don’t you start bringin’ some checks in
Get like me, my house got a “west den”
Yo b**** told me your just friends
And she just wants me to bust in
But these hoes I don’t trust them
I treat these b****es like the government
This ain’t Kansas, leave em in the Dust & Wind
She thought she was gonna get such a win
But I’m MC Hammer, can’t touch my skin
So I sit back, it’s time to puff a stem
No homo, I’m talking bout smoking d***s
Big blunts, laughin’ tellin’ jokes and s***
Until it comes time to choke a brick
Trap gymnastics make the coca split
While Unc’ in the corner he roll a spliff
I talk to the stove like I know the b****
We don’t operate like DOGE, never code switch
That’s on the bros till I fill a cold ditch
I’ll take your order after you talk to the hostess
When it comes to money, make the mostest
Call me C-Sick, I’ll rock the boat b****
I’m like a lumberjack how I tote sticks
Don’t b****
When you get hit and ya dome splits
Gonna wish you slit ya own wrists
Cuz it’s another win for the wrong s***
They wanna mess with the wrong jit
F*** with the wrong pit
Bark get bit, they ain’t on s***
Unc’ needs his fix, I’m the repair guy
It’s not like he needs a spare tire
He walked here, doesn’t care to drive
Comes only to me for the fairer high
When he hits it he hits that Jamiroquai
Unc’ hits the gunk, gets down to some funk
Rest in peace to Speaker Knockerz & DJ Unk
Beat’n Down Yo Block
Them speakers knockin’ in the trunk
Hit a bump in the road and did a 360° dunk
I’m praying for my life like a pre-Christian monk
Somebody wish me some luck

2am s***

2am in destin

i breathe fire like a dragon,
draggin' my nuts 'cross her ass and her face
at the church it's dragging on and we pray
you aint got the swag like spice, smoke more than a Dragonite
i blow o's that's that Dragonair
bad b**** poke it out, i am prepared
i Ash my pipe, the ground Ketchum
she got ass and thighs, round pleasure
i aint no judge judy i never found errors
boom! bam! AHHHHHH! that's that sound terror

round pleasure

i got time and money, money and time
the world is my oyster, honey and fries
benjamins getting stacked all the way up to the sky
i wanna f***in busa nut in an ugly snow bunny thats right
...what the f*** is up with this guy?
i dunno but you cant f*** with the rhymes
ridin round in a car jus stuffed with them dimes
all these b****es getting told, bus a nut on they toes
then they ass goin home, my car not gettin towed
im not payin the toll, b**** i'm hitting the road
license plate from the state going hidden fo sho
no debate, i escape, i just get it and go!

Motherfucker, you didn’t have to come in that hard with that opening bar

Vocals like Kehlani
No skills, you want me?
Could write with wit, b****, you not me
I could write like liquid, Dasani
Pull up, you wanna meet? Salami
Pot luck of a lot of greed, come con me
Hurricane on your ass like tsunami
Heard you aim like ass, use Tommy’s
Fortify your position, I’mma treat you like physician
Fortify your position, I’mma treat you like physician
This beam from me means I never lose precision
This beam from me means I never lose precision
Reflexive, you try to dodge this TEC, b****
Get some DOGE and check it, cause you a mess, b****, so reckless
This pot ain’t pregnant, so this Glock contraceptive
Contradiction, I’m just one of a million
I’m not simplistic, you ain’t come from affiliates
Love for the Philly s***, from Vinnie P, to Uzi V
I come in so villainous, you think I’m D.
Evil with Mini-Me
Cerebral, she give head to me before you
So lethal, remedy is support tubes
Who we be is up to me, I chose for you
So if you come up to me close before 2
Hit ‘em rhythms on the nose, your blue
See, for me, there ain’t no “pretend to be”
Anything is possible, improbable, eventually
Mess with me, it’s my time century
Ready, B? Check my rhyme density

hornitos hit me like a truck
h**** so my d*** is getting sucked
my taint is getting love
i aint ever give a f***
i run this s*** like Trump
not in a racist way, i get pape' today
i stay out the way,
i smoke a pound of hay
f*** a model and a diva
poppin bottles of them liters
drinkin agua with my tequila
got agave straight from Jesus
i'm ballin like Gilbert Arenas
i'm a butterfly like MARINA
i send her nut like a subpoena
all she do is suck p****
she slurp c***semens
i'm above defense,
she my s***, pretense
it's not lust, pretend
ima run, leaving

she gobblin bobblin on my cock again
put my balls in it, wobblin it
head of politics way she throbbin it
she my auto and i throttle it
she my taco and i ate all of it
she massagin d***,
swappin' a softened stick to opt into cock dominance
tall opulence, no stoppin' it,
im so confident with cockiness
my sausage in her noggin then
got lost in Austin, Tex like hostages
dua lipa put a sock in it, rockin' it
smoke pot, grasshoppin' it
throw rocks, get all 'em in

she grip my cock and rock it man, like elton john & Stan
this that Music Choice, got her moans on demand
she focused on my d***, girl why dont u give my balls a chance
STDs left me sick man like Ottoman
she take more balls than an umpire
she love her bae's balls, til they're on fire
when i aim my cock, i c***higher
lots of marijuan' from the bong, where's my lighter
i'm an igniter, i lit ignite her,
put my d*** inside her dripped vagina,
my drip designer,
pull up in a Panda, u can't get behind her
i'm on different timing
bad b**** i'm criticizing
yeah ur t*** are fine and ur hips look wide
but u dont look like Billie Eilish.. u f***ing different guys b****?
jealousy trickles by, it twists my mind
i really think she's d***matized by Tim or Mike
maybe she needed a different size
d*** so big that i got poked in the eye
left in behind, hibernating the spliff i'm fried

Kbots - eight shots
Stock buddy - block Cudi
Portfolio - Nort‘s Romeo
Koolaid - pools paid
Lady Gaga‘s fur - Baby Mamas purr
Mayweather - Gayspreader
Infestation - incest nation
panic attacks - drastic effects
Tottenham Tee - Cotton candy

buy my rhymebook in 26‘

its not friday but ill dance on your ass likes its pys day
got a bad korean b**** that I call bae
threesomes with 2 abg's but they not gay
when I hit the spot dont understand a thing they say
p**** so good shaking my head eyes closed like im Ray
dont call it a fetish I dont f*** with that anime

i'm bout to f*** up the venue like i'm Ye
i can see her b**** from the side, bae
bianca can get my willy wonka friday
big tonka, im on the job bruh, i slay
i c***in her walls and her tall frame
got my balls in her jaws, bouta bomb like Pompei
i'm souper pho king crazy i need another ABG
she make my d-i-c-K pop, i smoke asian weed
not a fetish, i spread it, she nekkid, hey bb!

It can get dire like Chicago Fire
Kill you on the highway
Make it look like you popped a tire
Oh you think you fly?
I’m Philadelphia Flyer
Here take a flyer
I heard TJ Maxx tryna hire
I got workers, I got buyers
My clientele getting higher
The block is hot like pyre
Spin yo block just like a dryer
Shoot for the fence like Mark McGuire
Bullets Kanye, spit Through The Wire
My raps are fire fire
Except I’m not a liar
Your raps are wet trash
North Pacific Garbage Gyre

Did you buy your whip from the guy who rode it till the wheels fell off?
They say I fell off, but I just been bein’ well off
Gotta lotta work gotta sell it off
They put it in they nose like smelling salt
I be sippin plenty purple, gotta hella cough
Goin to the SPCA to sell some dog
Then I’m on my way to Czechia, Prague
But before that gotta stop by, check on my dog
Drop a couple racks off to him like Home Goods
Don’t get it misunderstood for your own good
Cuz I heard that yo b****? She likes to bone wood
So I f*** that hoe to DJ Khaled I’m So Hood

My life is like a flash game, call me Stickman Sam
Cuz I always keep a stick, I be quick to load and flash, man

At the laundromat washing my sheets
Cuz she squirted on em
Next time I see her p****?
I’m puttin a hurtin on em
Jorgen Von Strangle a hoe
Cuz she like that s***
Make her o***** so much
She gone bite that d***
And when I kick her out?
She gone hike that b****
Unless she gotta bike
Then she gone bike that b****

my life is like a flash game call me picos school

Call me Big Tobacco
Cuz just like Newports, I’ll slap hoes
When it comes to Camels she gotta fat toe
Shocker! Another packed show
Paving my own lane, copped a backhoe
Music aging like wine, not lactose
Music aging like black folks
Like the fur trader I keep the trap close
I be in there for days drinking flat coke

offended sexually by a fat ho
fl jits is gettin twisted in orlando
down in miami in my gucci sandals
retards faking riches renting a lambo
tire flat, blown by a manhole
her p**** so wide that s*** a sinkhole
pizza ass tittys them 'roni ass nipples
she suck and f*** in Tampa
she collecting semen samples
motherhood with no Maury
life's a book and it gets gory
no periods, don't end my story
i'm hitting every angle
we lit just like a candle
three wicked, she brought Lori
a GILF from St. Lucie so she Porty
in her mazda miata she sporty
she aged up, rockin' new 40
she suck it i c***on demand bro