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    The piccolo flutters
    As the hi hat stutters
    He came out the gutter
    Like a concrete cutter
    Trading guns from butter
    On that green like a putter
    On that road like a trucker
    Catchin plays like a slugger
    Every word that he uttered
    Was realer than a f***er
    Her butthole puckered
    As he reached for a rubber
    She got a lil blubber
    But she’s still a real sucker
    She never gets tuckered
    She gets milk from the udder

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    The piccolo flutters
    As the hi hat stutters
    He came out the gutter
    Like a concrete cutter
    Trading guns from butter
    On that green like a putter
    On that road like a trucker
    Catchin plays like a slugger
    Every word that he uttered
    Was realer than a f***er
    Her butthole puckered
    As he reached for a rubber
    She got a lil blubber
    But she’s still a real sucker
    She never gets tuckered
    She gets milk from the udder

    the piccolo flutters

    what an opening bar

  • girls call me the goat, Rick Carmichael
    let me hit even when they on their cycle
    landing strip looking like a soul patch, Jeremy Mcgrath
    so much money I pay someone else to do the math
    b****es love me so much they want my seed
    sometimes I let them finish first, Chad Reed
    close their eyes theyd swear my d*** was black, Bubba Stewart
    oh no was that last line a little too far I think I blew it

  • Girls be calling me daddy
    They always call you fatty
    Wanna lick my lollipop
    They tell you to stop
    They tryna touch my wiener
    They tell the cops you a peeper
    They love to feel my warm embrace
    They see you coming “where’s my mace?”

  • She dark, red, rojo
    Might develop some photos
    She give brain, Mojo Jojo
    I keep a stick like a hobo
    In D.C. jookin to go-go
    In between cookin the coco
    My boricua mami’s like “papi you’re so loco”
    (insert clip of Snoop Dogg’s Vato intro “don’t you know that I’m loco?”)
    She seasons my meat, ain’t talkin Adobo
    I’m breakin these bands up, don’t call me no Yoko
    Covered in Polo, I am not Young Dro tho
    Solo dolo movin in slowmo, no h****She on d*** doin tricks up and down like yo-yo
    After that had to take her ass out for risotto
    Walkin back saw some bozo in the park playin oboe
    He looked just like Quasimodo
    But was dressed like a cholo
    Threw his ass 5 bucks said “hey here ya go bro”
    I hear the drums echoing tonight like Toto
    At the stove turn the burner on like “Hello Moto”
    Gonna bring back a bird, but can’t bring back the dodo
    Gotta season the pollo with the right amount of Mojo
    I Can’t Deny It like Loso, I’m a so-so virtuoso
    I’m a apex Komodo comin straight out Fort DeSoto
    F*** with me’s a no-go unless you wanna go bro
    I’ll have your b**** Ridin my stick like a pogo
    I know she’s a s*** with that Playboy bunny logo

  • i be on that speaking fax timing
    she on that licking sacks timing
    4x4 i'm on that sax timing
    44 billion i'm on that stacks timing
    i'm max rhyming, rhymemaxxing
    start rambling and end up sidetracking
    i tell a joke and that b**** die laughing
    her ex's cock was small, why is mine massive
    she says its huge and even I'm gasping
    she suck me for 12 hours yeah we time lapsing
    she swallow it all up just like magic
    vibe rabbit go inside thats that slight gadget
    used to be her GBF but now i'm her side f-----
    my nuts slide draggin'
    this the spice passion
    learn to acquire cash, it's didactic
    leave the opps to die, casket
    i was here, now say bye, wrap it

  • in the goon cave with my gooners
    you swallow seeds is the rumor
    im in your brain like a tumor
    rent free like a boomer
    i let my tec squeeze, ima shooter
    she head me like a tutor
    plankton f***s a computer
    ahead of his time, pre-YouTuber
    bro was munchin that, hologram chewer
    i'm the s*** like i'm super,
    you is s*** like manure
    b**** you stink like a pooper
    my ex run laps she a looper
    i'm not the thought chooser
    intrusively losing it i'm a thot consumer
    i am not a loser
    if she cheats on u, you has got to lose her

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