Welcome To The Jitshow

1. Alien
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2. Cabin Fever
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3. Coast To Coast
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4. GFunk
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5. GTA6
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6. Jumpin Jehoshephats
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7. Make Money
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8. No Trust
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9. Perpetually Lit
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10. Poolboy Q
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11. S*** Rain
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12. That First Blunt
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13. Vrrrmmto
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The piccolo flutters
As the hi hat stutters
He came out the gutter
Like a concrete cutter
Trading guns from butter
On that green like a putter
On that road like a trucker
Catchin plays like a slugger
Every word that he uttered
Was realer than a f***er
Her butthole puckered
As he reached for a rubber
She got a lil blubber
But she’s still a real sucker
She never gets tuckered
She gets milk from the udder

the piccolo flutters

what an opening bar

girls call me the goat, Rick Carmichael
let me hit even when they on their cycle
landing strip looking like a soul patch, Jeremy Mcgrath
so much money I pay someone else to do the math
b****es love me so much they want my seed
sometimes I let them finish first, Chad Reed
close their eyes theyd swear my d*** was black, Bubba Stewart
oh no was that last line a little too far I think I blew it

Girls be calling me daddy
They always call you fatty
Wanna lick my lollipop
They tell you to stop
They tryna touch my wiener
They tell the cops you a peeper
They love to feel my warm embrace
They see you coming “where’s my mace?”

She dark, red, rojo
Might develop some photos
She give brain, Mojo Jojo
I keep a stick like a hobo
In D.C. jookin to go-go
In between cookin the coco
My boricua mami’s like “papi you’re so loco”
(insert clip of Snoop Dogg’s Vato intro “don’t you know that I’m loco?”)
She seasons my meat, ain’t talkin Adobo
I’m breakin these bands up, don’t call me no Yoko
Covered in Polo, I am not Young Dro tho
Solo dolo movin in slowmo, no h****She on d*** doin tricks up and down like yo-yo
After that had to take her ass out for risotto
Walkin back saw some bozo in the park playin oboe
He looked just like Quasimodo
But was dressed like a cholo
Threw his ass 5 bucks said “hey here ya go bro”
I hear the drums echoing tonight like Toto
At the stove turn the burner on like “Hello Moto”
Gonna bring back a bird, but can’t bring back the dodo
Gotta season the pollo with the right amount of Mojo
I Can’t Deny It like Loso, I’m a so-so virtuoso
I’m a apex Komodo comin straight out Fort DeSoto
F*** with me’s a no-go unless you wanna go bro
I’ll have your b**** Ridin my stick like a pogo
I know she’s a s*** with that Playboy bunny logo

i be on that speaking fax timing
she on that licking sacks timing
4x4 i'm on that sax timing
44 billion i'm on that stacks timing
i'm max rhyming, rhymemaxxing
start rambling and end up sidetracking
i tell a joke and that b**** die laughing
her ex's cock was small, why is mine massive
she says its huge and even I'm gasping
she suck me for 12 hours yeah we time lapsing
she swallow it all up just like magic
vibe rabbit go inside thats that slight gadget
used to be her GBF but now i'm her side f-----
my nuts slide draggin'
this the spice passion
learn to acquire cash, it's didactic
leave the opps to die, casket
i was here, now say bye, wrap it

in the goon cave with my gooners
you swallow seeds is the rumor
im in your brain like a tumor
rent free like a boomer
i let my tec squeeze, ima shooter
she head me like a tutor
plankton f***s a computer
ahead of his time, pre-YouTuber
bro was munchin that, hologram chewer
i'm the s*** like i'm super,
you is s*** like manure
b**** you stink like a pooper
my ex run laps she a looper
i'm not the thought chooser
intrusively losing it i'm a thot consumer
i am not a loser
if she cheats on u, you has got to lose her

i'm busting a nut at once,
i'm stuffing her c*** with cum,
she suck it all up, she s***
i dont give a f***, it's up
what do a kodak have to do
to get some brain in the afternoon
saw this baddie on Channel 2
only reason i tab the news
she a thot but she ask for nudes
i said baby girl just grab the tool
pullin up w that attitude
if u play ima sass u too
f*** that hole, ass nasty boo
i'm a half-spastic dude
living my fantastic life
i'm a Potter like magic spice
on the ganja like exactly right

fresh shower. clean sheets.
for ten hours, she eat meat
smoke, suck, f***, sleep
swallow nut, succeed
athletic cum, proceed
smokin the puffs of that zaza weed
i am becoming what i oughta be

geekin booted up
zooted tooted up
she got that jaw ima shoot it up
i got that jawnt ima shoot her club
hawk tuah! ..gon' resume the suck!
swallow swallow, she gon chew it up!
im fried!
im high!
no reply! i died!
rebirth! leave earth!
thicc thighs... i peep her
im spice! not bieber...

She suck my knob, sac the door handle
F*** the cops, gat the warm candle
Go toe-to-toe, you exposed, no sandal
Camo’d monster in ink like I be Randall
Commerce vandal blink, signal the ammo
Hit hoes with condoms before I ran though
I jump from the top, off the balcony
Lead him (Liam) to pain, come battle me
I want some top, w****s in Albany
See me in name, count to 3
I’m before you, five times the savagery
44 not, but these shots like alchemy
Snakes in the lot try to rattle me
Hate to be lost, but you passed the beach
Abducting your thot, I’m dramatic, see
F***ing your mom, that’s passively

i can reliably rely on myself to provide more green
im ridin in Iowa tryna find some weed
weed so fye its ayahuasca
i can survive no marijuana
i'd rather buy more weed
and make my life a dream
than to get by and weep
thats why i chief
i ignite my heat
lemme light that tree
ok ima strike that beam
dont need no Stripe for me
10 pounds thats a dime of weed
me without weed that's a sight to see
me being sober thats not the type i be

Birdman Big Oil
We blowin down big gas
My big dawgs stay loyal
My b**** got a big ass
I’m in Akon City
Bumpin Sorry Blame It On Me
When I aim the Tommy
I ain’t playin Zombies
Even though she’s scrawny
She’s got milkers, she’s mommy
Notorious Dump, she’s Mach-Hommy
SWV - Rain On Me
Gun under the pillow….
Next to her d****
Just in case s*** goes down for real tho
I’m the mastermind of b****** crimes
Pass the nine and I’ll spaz for mine
Wanna get money? Gotta gather time

i am so f***in unique

i am so f***in elite

they say i’m fire i say i agree

i am a king and my shordy a queen

blow a lotta smoke in to the air

i don’t like losing

my life is a movie

lot of the time i be so disapproving

picky bout shoes i be choosing

so many things that i be doing

don’t piss me off, yea i am moody

takin advantage of me and u doomed 

blowin out smoke, blowin out plumes

money and women

that's my religion

i am addicted

mfers bet not be dissing

i'm not forgiving

landings i’m sticking

they startin s***,

i f***in finish it

homie he drippin,

he is so trickilin

it is so rare,

to see me slippin

raisin the bar,

pushin the limit

thinkin i wont,

but i be willing

smoke in the park,

smokin in buildings

i am so g,

i am so diligent

do so much d****

that it is sickenin

i’m raisin hell

i am a sinner

it isn’t very often that i take a loss

bronem finna blicka hit a nigga in the liva if they gotta

thousands of times i committed crime

go from the trenches to pickin out sushi at wegmans

I jump from the top, off the balcony
Lead him (Liam) to pain (Payne), come battle me

schizo psycho
psycho schizo
im a baller ima bawler
i dont cry, just smoke pipe
gimme dollars gimme dollars
kodak spice schizo psych'
she gon ride it like a bike
maybe im ace may be the case
but thats alright cuz ima slide
slide like a whistle
i get high just a little
i be in the sky like a missile

Glued the Glock to my glands
Aluminum Glock, foil your plans
I’m sellin rock on my land
Copped a drop, the leather’s tanned
We can go Battle of the Bands
We already know your last album got panned
And that your last Glock got jammed
Get clapped “give him a hand”
I walk away fine and dand’
In my hood? You’re gettin banned
I’m sellin goods? Like they’re canned
I’m sellin goods that look like sand
Feeding you the information, it was planned
I didn’t expect retaliation, well I’ll be damned
SWAT f***in my front door, it’s gettin rammed

from the nuts to the taint
ima bus in ya face
im with latto up in the A
she got me hard yeah i'm stuffing her A
i'm goin AWOL, might just snort an 8-ball
i'm in her a******, that is like my castle
she slurp my c***like soup
my brain be thrown in a loop
like wayne i'm up, up & away
she look at me like she got somethin to say
dont get crushed by my wave
i flush the s***s down the drain

i got racks hooked up to an IV
gettin brain from poison ivy,
while playing GTA IV,
diamonds round my neck oh so icey
where u get that dough load spicy?
i dont know bro, try sleep
underrated element like intelligence
but f*** gta fivey, wheres GTA VI
supervillain gotta eat mine
i get lost in a deep mine
wondering if ima see shine
my thoughts gotta leave, bye
taking walks got me revived
i be plotting on a scheme vibe
my d*** long & my money trees high
so maybe now you see why
the f*** i am elite spice
rockstar games release time
midnight launch i'm in the line
i get stabbed, that's a free knife
liars i just despise
i say look it on the sweet side
be grateful, gotta remind

The goon life is obfuscated,
I'd tell ya more but it's complicated,
Lack of gooning got my balls frustrated,
and my cock, he hates it
when i talk you can stop debating
i get hard when y'all butt naked
i cant goon cuz my brain is raging
goonerbrainrot it's a basic painting
talking p*** addiction got me so conflicted
do i want hoes and b****es or am i 'sposed to pivot
b**** i flow like liquid, you throw stones you miss them
i'm on the phone for income
commas and dough for instance
Goon forever or have my head on straight?
either way it's not a bet that's safe
maybe being ace is my bestest place
maybe my nuts will detect your face
she gets blinded like some pepperspray
lil thot used to be a pet for Drake
u want luv then u better pray
i see an opp so i get the drac'
i load the clip and i let it spray
churchgoers saying "let us pray"
i goon harder on the wetter days
i goon harder than some wedding days
i goon harder with my ten-foot snake
i quit gooning then i let it spray
i quit gooning then i let it spray
ok i quit gooning so i better pray 🙏

This is ass respectfully

where ur bars @

Not in a ktt thead