i'm a diva smoke khalifa galleria
shawty geeked on christina aguilera
i blow gas in air like dragonair bruh
marinara marijuana, various sauces brainy on zaza, drip be very lit saucey
bride be like tear it off me
object to the wedding i declare it fraudly!
never spared a wedding cake with hella frosting
i'm telephonic, telepathic
got yo thot coppin shoppin bagses
she buy it for me, i'm high and h****
ok the bride adores me,
she maxed out her mortgage
sold it to buy s*** for me
she think she can fix me
that's like u finding dory
i spear with snake like Britney
but that's a separate story
my anaconda Nicki
but that's a deafened shorty

My wallet stay paranoid cuz I’m a rack spenda
You musta caught a hemorrhoid from pushing your wack agenda

Midnight aventador inside the rain
Passenger seat got two addy raes
I been locked in for some days that’s the addy play
Grind the rap grind my teeth I don’t play
Grindin on my ricks she tryna play with my willay

if i gotta cup
its filled with some lean
if I got a hoe
she thick as a bean
i took her to france, we on jetski
no, its not what it seems
im larping im back on the scene
i know she f***ing with me
yea, call me up where are the hoes
addicted to p**** and weed
p**** money and some weed
tell these niggas cut the stream
p**** money and some weed
she cant be the only one on the team
nigga
i got a hoe, that hoe name was brit
now she on d***, but i dont tip
i got some bands, so i gotta flip
i got some bands, so i cant be hit
nigga

No bodyguard that's my attaché
Go the wrong route
Still might catch that fade
He handles that case

Need a passphrase
Plus a mask and cape
To get past the gate
Eyes wide shut how I'm fast awake

Ear full of diamonds
When I crack that safe
Dial bigger than my wrist
I put bag on its face

Schemes get hatched
For them Faberge eggs
While my Bentley coop
And your hatchback race

Might've missed once
But I dragged that lake
Pulled another body
Tryna snag that bait

Made it out the black by slave drivers
But now they're down bad as cave divers
Poppin' out the trunks like cage fighters
Watch em switch up, the pay's nicer

MS Paint CSS Myspace angst
You hit the cry face while my face blank
Vines got your timeline straight
I make wine outta high grade grape

Sour ice key lime vape
Screen time for a wide eyed ape
Primate free time sank
Prime day rebate for a sci-fi slate

I bust a nut in her mouth like the Nutcracker
Then take off like a Chuck Yeager
I know. I’m horrible. Call me Hagar
B-dtdtdt-dtdtdt there goes my pager

Yeah my girl she a saint like latter day here I go barrin out on a Saturday

I leave em gutted from the Ka-Bar, like Honor Killed The Samurai

b****y w****play thats the witty foreplay
i get trippy all day i be ripping tall flames
i be brat on the track, text u back when i chat
ratatat, got a gat and a cat, meow
she eat me out, my weed be loud
u can't see me now when she's bleeding out
i got the meat on spout, slurp that skeet on down
spice a G'dawn clown, i don't need pronouns
i be goin places u can't 'een pronounce
i got receipts ho flounder,
p**** sweet, no chowder
my VIP, no router
i'm a freak for a disaster
the way i beat, gone sour
maybe i seek no ours
perhaps it's tito hours

Leave Eastern Standard Time
Spirit in terminal decline besides a airline
Bromides, finasterides
So many jeremiads about hairlines

Ankara doctors they swear by
Long and thin or coiffed and trimmed
Anything to fit in
Plus the gall to call a hotter person twin

Sales conference in Brisbane
Jehovah's witness getup like sell me this pen
Hit the lagoon for a swim
Surfer girl perfect ten going by on a Schwinn

Pacific winds and sun kissed skin
Mid life crisis coming to an end
Half a world away with his kid
She likes the salt and pepper stubble on his chin

Im the reason why its saturday night you home alone
Im the reason why yo b**** smell like jo malone
Im the reason why your girl started to cook like a chef
Put napkins under the plate and the fork on the left
Im the reason why your toiler paper over not under
I be diggin your b**** out like my d*** was a plunger

Operations go bust
Add then deduct
It never amounts to much

Per diem lunch
Took em around back
The work visa was bunk

Our outlook was f***ed
Trying to get out head around
What the guard tower obstructs

God ain't lookin' down
Unless you count dumb luck
But the devil's rounding up

Ten keys in the trunk
Greased a few palms
Then unloaded the truck

Sepia toned sun
My pulse barely jumps
Running out of blood

Nonfiction when I drop rhythms
Talk s*** list, cross em with a written
Staccato flip kick, you see the clicking
You end up a fossil when I beat them, smitten’d
Holding heat like a mitten, I’m flowing to beats with a Smith’N
Business for pussies, this s*** no kitten
Push em like I was getting hittings
Retook the kitchen, made it mine
Triple beams aimed at you, equalized
Balancing teams made me choose, peace of mind
Hate to lie, it’s nimble, try to chastise
Callus needs I prove, satisfied?
I ate the time, just to come back for seconds, metabolized
Racks on racks of weapons, I’m a mastermind
Apex fight raps mix with Tekken, you have die

Chinese NGO in Lubbock, Texas
Sends word back there's more guns than breath mints
Less indoor plumbing than truck suspensions
Reeducation the long run objective

Stone Cold, I’m a Hero
I deck you then I stun her

(Intro with a slowed down soul sample. Some s*** from the 60s of course)

I got a big gun so ima have a lot of fun

I load the magazine, empty it on your whole team

I see yall threads are uninspired yall posts are routine

So Ima start cutting at the seams

(A sample of With a little help from my friends by the Beatles plays and it’s the part where they say “Biiiilllllll-lllllyyyyy Sheeeeeears” then the beat drops)

@goodkid_mAAdposter would you rather give me 100k or f***ing die (SHEARS!)

They shoot at Billy and hit themselves must be why @S stands for suicide (SHEARS!)

We serving @Water_Giver fire for dinner light him up like that scene from sinners! (SHEARS!)

@Pinhead I bo burnham’d your girl at canalside we laughed at you while I was inside (WELL LOOK WHOS INSIDE AGAIN!)

@JawnHamm posting again probably about how he can’t get it in (SHEARS!)

@Orangutan got no brain. I took it out with a shabang! (mid mid mid skip skip)

Im a @provider so I gave him a @proper beatdown caught it on camera sent it to smackdown, I’m just waiting on the contract now (BULLY SHEARS!)

@hotpancakes got a small fanbase I threw a pie in his face (SHEARS!)

Speaking of @CutiePieHole I might have my hoe break pie holes iPhone (SHEARS!)

@ShintaroKago * speaking on my name he’s tripping Ima have to hit him while he’s home alone like London Tipton (BIG BULLY SHEEEEEARS!)

• ight this is supposed to say Harold’s chicken so just pretend it does for the rhyme

I’m just heating up like the leftovers @Kr0niic be eating up (coupon code ass nigga)

I know these shots hit you like poison and leave you with no hope because Billy just destroyed the @Antidote (SHEARS!)

I’m on your ass every Friday and I even shoot at you on @Adam too (this one is supposed to say Saturday just pretend)

I’m with your b**** talking @wild s*** drinking @Campari spritz and @Silas want a sip (SHEARS!)

I broken little @Kojimbo ankles when I did that hesi pull-up jimbo he brought chicken after the game and I took his Bojangles (no pause.)

I have nostalgia for @americana I’ll never forget when I saw his card decline at Benihana (SHEARS!)

Tú estás mucho feo y no tienes dinero. Tú no comprendes. El cabron nessesita @rosettastonee (TIJERAS!)

These next bars go out to @sentient_sherm_bag. (BILLY!)

Don’t question How I’m Feeling Now but I got the sudden urge to kill him in his own thread so bad. (BILLY!)

You not a naughty dog but you do Crash (BILLY!)

You was lit a few summers ago, you was so Brat (BILLY!)

But now it’s flops in the Music, Fashion and Film sxn, you going out like @sab (BILLY SHEARS!)

Killing time or killing yall Billy go from here to there and see it all

Yall fanboys like mealy mal

Arguing over baby s*** I seen yall crawl

I rotated those satellites and I hit withdrawal

They used to criticize me just for talking hella proper
That’s the s*** that happen when you black and you a scholar
Pull up to the function in a collar and some dockers
Very introverted man I’m not much of a talker
Seen you boys adopting all the flows that I had fostered
But they ain’t got the words for it, they really imposters
Steady getting baked man you could call me Betty Crocker
Say I’m lacking confidence I’m fixing up my posture
Now I speak in opulence
If shorty getting smart with me I weaponize incompetence
So what’s the problem then?
I’m blowing money tryna find out where the dollars went
I’m going dummy bout to crash into a wall again
But to be honest think I need to be more fiscally responsible
The s***’s really an obstacle
But once I master this course it’s a par 4
I’ll have these niggas in the center of my dartboard
They think I’m washed but I’m sure I got far more
My waves roared
Now my head feels the rain pour
I guess it really is a blessing that I aged more
I used to let em see me stressing but I can’t no more

I bo burnham’d your girl at canalside we laughed at you while I was inside (WELL LOOK WHOS INSIDE AGAIN!)

Powerful

Laughed out loud 4x
Incredible stuff (SHEARS!)

It’s over for me

Avatar cameras
Pan on East African animists
Animal sacrifice
Without the Italian cannibals

It's more like....
Food trucks in Los Angeles
Doing communion
Fourth of July, family reunion

Metaphors Seussian
Personify the human
Evil in plain English
Lectures in Rosicrucian

Adapted works
Read that paperback first
Then the works cited
And untranslated verse