Keep it going then

risotto on a plate, wonder where the lamb lands
money in my pocket like darvin ham hands

call me rebecca black
i bus nuts on hella backs
not s*** u cant tell me that
grind weed b**** im blending grass

money in my pants
do my money dance
money talk money walk
money get ya in tha chalk
sellin xans for hella bandz
im in a lamb wit my f***in cock
borghini for u f***in speds
i got two b****es givin me heads
i feel like carti, w a whole lotta reds
b**** on her period, but she still gimme neck
yessir
im the best in the west skrrt
but im on the east coast
freak hoes and treesh hoes
suckin on my meat tho
i eat toes thats my ethos
dont know the lingo
but let's go baby hello
u gonna give me head, no?

my women are college athletes
they like a british foot locker im talking bare trainers
they f*** me then say f*** me i got bare haters
if she suck me good ill get her dinner that’s a rare favor
male haters on my team that’s a really rare player
it’s too many hoes in here get out my air hater
i heard your raps and they’re mad boring
rather listen to my dad snoring
or hing a ding a dorgin
give me the ball i do my thing and score it
give your girl my balls she do her thing and slurp it
i done seen your team and they’re deploring
i jump into the beam and then i floor it
i just touched an M and i adore it

back when my everyday struggle was academics
i would but into any discussion

This blunt got me lifted like Michael Keaton as BiRDMAN
If u need some d****, I’ll get ‘em to u first hand

& im in ma like BERGMAN!
i just heard a rumor it was third-hand

my girl bossy like lydia tar so im doing d**** like leonard bernstein
walk in this bich & fall asleep like snoopy
i keep a bird with me like snoopy
dancing with my girl like lydia tar
these are times i hope i never forget
this alprazolam make my heart skip
i loved animals & music since i was this big
we split a brick it was this big
in school i was a misfit
leonard bernstein i keep a band with me

cara delavigne dont see a man with me
im not outside much but im the man to see

i always look pissed cause you people moving backwards
im in soho like none of this matters
everybody look the same and smell like jazz club
chatty cyattie she came from dallas
you know asians get me hard as callous
2016 it was the life of pablo
2020 it was the life of a gyalis
2024 it is the life of classique

Bro think he childish gambino

I keep it real like Beale in network!
Make money while I sleep wake up and my neck hurts!
Do the money dance with quite impressive step work!
Groupies bounce my balls so you can call me Mets turf!

Keep a Blonde I Pole her, yeah, Kurt Metzger!
Drip sink ships, that Daffy Duck sweater!
Always ice cold, don’t gotta check weather!
S with the line gotta be my favourite letter!

I prompted Claude to respond to Kendrick on Drake’s behalf, this is what we came up with:

Yo K-Dot, why you coming at me and Cole?
Trying to stay relevant, that's your only goal
You ain't no king, just a pretender to the throne
Scared to leave your house, always hiding at home

Napoleon complex, overcompensating with aggression
But we see through it - you're full of depression
Antisocial, neurotic, can't handle the pressure
Your albums ain't hitting, losing fans, can't you measure?

Turned your back on TDE for your cousin and PgLang
Using family for clout, man that's a new low, dang
Walking 'round wearing crowns acting like you're God's gift
But you're out here cheating on your girl, you get my drift?

MMTBS didn't hit, casuals ain't feeling it
Streets don't want conscious rap, you ain't appealing it
Even Schoolboy Q got more bangers and realness
You're washed up Kenny, just accept it with stillness

I'm comfortable, confident, don't need your little games
You're the one who's fronting, choosing violence and throwing flames
I'm laughing at your diss track, sipping wine on the terrace
Stay in your lane Kendrick, you're not even a fair match

I’ve been tryna to leave, but the p**** hit me like an edible
She got the jatt, And the sloppy top is incredible
She stay on my mind, her memory is indelible
she ain’t no hero, but her body look like Mrs incredible
When I’m off the molly, I eat the p**** like it’s edible
You in the wraith, thinking about me laid up in bed with you
I f***ed on ya friend, but how could she ever compare to you
Like damn, her nigga pulled up in a van
I f***ed on his b**** cuz I can
she in love with who I am, and I stayed geeked on the xan
Disrespect the clique you get banned, I stay up counting these bands

Hit the p**** raw like it’s sushi
Roll with a b**** in a two seat
She ain’t even have to introduce me
All of her friends they seduced me
I get dollars, euros and rupees
She let me feel on her b***ies

It’s Saturday but I have to get one off
Allot of s*** on my chest I gotta get off
Word is they say that I fell off
But jit is gonna go off
Just left the office, I got laid off
Off the record, I’m pissed off
Gotta drop my dusty ass friend off
Walk in my crib to take a load off
Walk in my crib and the powers off
Power company need to f*** off
Now I can’t watch TV to get my rocks off
These arent Off-White, they’re knock off
Take my funky ass socks off
Use my off hand to jack off
Now I’m tired, let’s sleep it off
Be nice if I could go after dozing off
Or find a nice cliff to jump off
Off and on I wish I’d get offed
If I was dead I’d be better off
The chick I was seeing was one-off
Even tho I thought we hit it off
My life is like a fumbled kick off
I want to take my ad off OfferUp
But nobody’s taken the offer up
Is it too much of a rip off?
Maybe I should just auction it off
If u feed me I bite hands off
If u see me in public just back off, jerk off
Before I beat your pants off
Unless you want a dance off
No? Then let’s face off
So I can break your face off
If you beat my ass, hats off
Sometimes you just gotta brush it off
Sometimes you gotta laugh it off
Looks like it’s time to head off
See ya, I gotta blast off
3, 2, 1 lift off

@slapfiendd signed off

gah damn where tf the perc man
mfs on ktt always lurk man
she grinding on my d*** she make it work man

spice signing on
im h**** & i like ur mom
no dash its a mighty pause
i wanna kill jack antonoff
she suck my wax like candle balls
i just be slammin broads
slammin twat
with her tongue shes signing cock
but if she uses teeth i dislike a thot
like a crossguard the sign is stop
i power thru her house like mitochron'
dria, eat her like pizza
booty shakin like diahhrea
she in a cage like north korea

I power through her house like mitochron’

i hit her w miles of spider cock
bend over, i need a wider shot
im lowkey like a riker glock
she ghosted me like hikers gone
she ride my cock like a biker thot
she smash my cock like travis scott

im ridin round w the purrr now
what tf u heard bout
yo b**** gimme slurp now
she make that s*** twerk now
suckin she make it work now
thot big booty she earn c***booty in my face ima learn sum
yall anxiety hoes be so worrisome
call me sexyy red the way i kern& c**

“I Love Hip Hop”

Delirious serious diseases
Causing malaria to spill from the genius
Of a diluted area in my brain
Laws bring fear to ya
Change the game like seasons, I spring
Nuisances get shamed for being very dumb
I’m the coolest cat with the biggest gun
You’s the one losing at the bag by switching up
I’m not used to that, you act so ridiculous
Know I’m backed like my discs been roughed

My boy Peja could hit a unmarked from the bleachers
Shooters hittin' 90s Vics all day like Euro leaguers