My phone aint working im finna shoot up a verizon
i made too many bands this year theres more on the horizon
nigga think he a evil genius u are not aizen
tried to rob me wit a fake gun u gotta get wiser

Popped 10 Percocets but it ain’t kill me

They burned my ip so I use the WiFi at hooters!

How you was a good kid turned into a shooter?

THEY BANNED MY IPHONE NOW I CANT EVEN DOWNLOAD UBER

I paid five thousand for my 'fit, I'm not fitting in

I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
Cuz I had a dream they deleted my YouTube

What the F***?

Ran off on a suburban lady, she said, 'Thank you, darling'

im legit on call wit verizon rn this s*** is infuriating

I heard this broke nigga eatin Subway cold cuts

i jus scammed a basketball player his name abdul kareeb

My uncle said in ww2 he shot at a T rex

Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
And I sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible

i remember this had me dying too this man is insane

walked into the brookstone swiped two massage chairs
put yo b**** hand on my d*** like massage there
i just scammed a white kid in a wheelchair
i just f***ed a white milf i think her name is Cher!

i am not rick ross but i copped two pairs
beam on the ar i could split a f***ing hair
nut in yo b**** hair she told u it was nair
i just stole a corn dog from a little boy at the state fair!

So I pulled up to the Jeweler with 20 bands.

Laid it all out as she took a glance

Got her p**** wet cuz all she saw was GREEN!

Got her number then gave her d*** in her SPLEEN!

feds tryna track me down last phone got a rootkit
spent 5000 dollars on my b**** at ruth chris
she dumped me the next morning man that hoe ruthless
beat a f*** nigga wit a tire iron till he toothless

I just saw a crackhead try to f*** a raccoon.

B**** getting wild I might have to pop a b****
Scammed a old white nigga I think it might be Greg papavich

There’s already a thread for this (would link but on mobile)

Shot a nigga 20 times and the doctor said he didn't make it

Got in a car crash and opened a go fund me lying that I have cancer

I changed my ip I know a nigga that work at comcast

I smelt some weird s*** so I kicked the b**** outta my place