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  • Dec 28, 2019

    My phone aint working im finna shoot up a verizon
    i made too many bands this year theres more on the horizon
    nigga think he a evil genius u are not aizen
    tried to rob me wit a fake gun u gotta get wiser

  • Dec 28, 2019

    Popped 10 Percocets but it ain’t kill me

  • 36inseam 💁🏽‍♂️
    Dec 28, 2019

    They burned my ip so I use the WiFi at hooters!

    How you was a good kid turned into a shooter?

    THEY BANNED MY IPHONE NOW I CANT EVEN DOWNLOAD UBER

  • Dec 28, 2019

    I paid five thousand for my 'fit, I'm not fitting in

  • Dec 28, 2019

    I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
    Cuz I had a dream they deleted my YouTube

  • Dec 28, 2019

    What the F***?

  • Dec 28, 2019

    Ran off on a suburban lady, she said, 'Thank you, darling'

  • Dec 28, 2019

    im legit on call wit verizon rn this s*** is infuriating

  • Dec 28, 2019

    I heard this broke nigga eatin Subway cold cuts

  • Dec 28, 2019

    i jus scammed a basketball player his name abdul kareeb

  • Dec 28, 2019
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    My uncle said in ww2 he shot at a T rex

  • Thomas 🐊
    Dec 28, 2019

    Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
    And I sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible

  • Dec 28, 2019
    Yeezus Christ

    My uncle said in ww2 he shot at a T rex

    i remember this had me dying too this man is insane

  • Dec 28, 2019

    walked into the brookstone swiped two massage chairs
    put yo b**** hand on my d*** like massage there
    i just scammed a white kid in a wheelchair
    i just f***ed a white milf i think her name is Cher!

  • Dec 28, 2019

    i am not rick ross but i copped two pairs
    beam on the ar i could split a f***ing hair
    nut in yo b**** hair she told u it was nair
    i just stole a corn dog from a little boy at the state fair!

  • Dec 28, 2019

    So I pulled up to the Jeweler with 20 bands.

    Laid it all out as she took a glance

    Got her p**** wet cuz all she saw was GREEN!

    Got her number then gave her d*** in her SPLEEN!

  • Dec 28, 2019

    feds tryna track me down last phone got a rootkit
    spent 5000 dollars on my b**** at ruth chris
    she dumped me the next morning man that hoe ruthless
    beat a f*** nigga wit a tire iron till he toothless

  • I just saw a crackhead try to f*** a raccoon.

  • Dec 28, 2019

    B**** getting wild I might have to pop a b****
    Scammed a old white nigga I think it might be Greg papavich

  • Dec 28, 2019

    There’s already a thread for this (would link but on mobile)

  • Dec 28, 2019

    Shot a nigga 20 times and the doctor said he didn't make it

  • Dec 28, 2019

    Got in a car crash and opened a go fund me lying that I have cancer

  • Dec 28, 2019

    I changed my ip I know a nigga that work at comcast

  • Dec 28, 2019

    I smelt some weird s*** so I kicked the b**** outta my place

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