Title says it all really, haven’t really woken up alone at the crib before someone talk some s*** with me

Grab a beer to knock it off

It’s 4pm dawg

make a thread about this

taking a s*** rn

done

it took you 7 minutes to separate two pieces of s*** from eachother?

yes

Recount the series of decisions that led you to this moment

taking another s***

Thes are awfully close s***s. What is going on? Did u eat something?

age and weight ? maybe i can give you a hangover tip that helped me

this finna be me tomorrow

idk man i ate the same as usual and 4 muffins before my first s*** and another one before my second s***. second s*** just took a minute tho so it might have been some leftovers from my first s***

write a 5 paragraph report on your s*** taking habits. its due tomorrow

No

i will take over this thread

too late

@op change title to cold‘s s*** diary

I’ve just been to the sauna, got me feeling better. How’s everyone’s Sunday going?!

Op said "entertain me guys plz" and abandoned the thread for like 4hrs lmao

just had another lil bit of s*** coming out while taking a piss to clear my systems before going to sleep