WESLEYS THEORY

5y

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Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

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Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

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Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

Y0rn

5y

You heard his mixtapes fam?

Why Yesterday

5y

this is the thundercat background

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

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Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

· edited

Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

· edited

Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

WESLEYS THEORY

5y

· edited

Imagine this

You're sitting down, maybe you got a buzz or a high going and you're amped up to press play on J. Coles 6th studio album "The Off Season". Track 1 is a new intro. You're hyped as hell.

The album starts off with 5 seconds of silence. You could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden you hear a booming voice speak

"I LET YOU FEEL LIKE THE S***, BUT BOY YOU CANT OUTFART ME"

You blink twice, struggling to comprehend what you just heard.

He repeats himself again. This time with Thundercat bass in the background and Terrance Martin on the sax.

It turns into a build up to a crescendo. Loud trumpets, fart 808s and Cole screaming the same line over and over again deranged about how people can't OUTFART him. And then suddenly after a minute, Cole exhales loudly and track 1 is over.

You sit there in silence, not being able to comprehend what you just heard.

The Off Season. May 14th.

Cam McNasty

5y

I wanna hear y’all’s picks. Over under 14 tracks? Over or under 4 features total? Over under 1 hour length? Over or under 400k sales? Over or under 4 s***/fart related lines?

PNW

5y

How y'all planning for the first listen?
So for this album, I'm avoiding listening to any music throughout the day and try to clear my mind from any mental obstacles. I then try have a tasty meal (preferably sirloin steak) and wine alongside with it, wit da fam preferably. Change into my "listening" clothes (Consists of silk pants, sleep shirt, and wool socks), after taking a nice warm shower with nice shampoo and soap.

I proceed to meditate for 15 minutes before listening, to refresh my mind this way I can go into the album with a clear though, free from bullshit. Light up some candles in the background, place some incense, and maybe roll up a joint depending on the type of music.

Aaaand I dive into the album! Makes it for a great experience

Cam McNasty

5y

Ight I understand why people hate Cole fans now.

Cam McNasty

5y

I wanna hear y’all’s picks. Over under 14 tracks? Over or under 4 features total? Over under 1 hour length? Over or under 400k sales? Over or under 4 s***/fart related lines?

PNW

5y

C'mon man its my listening routine

Cam McNasty

5y

just f***in with ya