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  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6

    so this not on streaming?

  • Feb 6
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    Slingshot

    I used to fall asleep to patrice years ago lmao

    had to stop to wake up to get water or sum and come back unable to sleep cause id be in tears

    Them reacting to Mel Gibson tapes in 2010 is the funniest s*** of all time probably

  • NobodyWins đźź 
    Feb 6
    Cole2

    They’ve only f***ed up like every major release the last few months

    I haven’t had any issues

  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6
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    1 reply
    Blaze
    !https://youtu.be/mgeQpz-PZko?si=8R9Uv8JhLA-zZDlJ

    Them reacting to Mel Gibson tapes in 2010 is the funniest s*** of all time probably

    classic man

    I think I heard everything atp smh

  • Feb 6
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    1 reply

    When is the AMA

  • Slingshot

    classic man

    I think I heard everything atp smh

    O&A splitting up and Patrice dying really killed radio (Howard has sucked for years) so now we have the cringe rogansphere podcast era

  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6
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    Arr matey! Grab a seat and pull yer ears and let me tell you a little captain's tale about ye power of Captain J.J. Cole's chanteys....

    Last moon me crew and me did some plunderin' at ye Alamo Sea, I would just drink with the lads with scurvy 'nd play drinkin' games with them and all the lappings of a sailor! One day me was gallopin' in listenin' to me compass tunes, and I passed one of the sailors, Sir Frankie. Ahoy, little buggard has scurvy and probably wont live to see anoth'r moon. When he notices me tunes he hollers, "Arr, matey! What be you listn'en to?". So I tells him I'm rockin' to the chanteys of Captian Cole's Warm-Up (classic, mateys). Sir Frankie has never heard of Captian Cole, so the lad pondered if he could take a dead man's ear to the chantey, so I pass him the compass player and play Sail Away for him. Alas, I look'd away because me head insisted I heard some canons on the broadside, but when I turn back to Sir Frankie, arrr, I see tears in his lookers. He takes the compass off at the end of the chantey and tells me it's the most beautiful tune he ev'r laid his listen boxes on, and asks if I can upload it on his iCompass. I end's up giving him the mixcompass, but then I went on a sailor's vacation for a cupple a fortnights, and when I came back, the lad wasn't on me ship. I asked one of me crew where he went, and he said "Sir Frankie took a leave, cap'n", which I assumed meant he met the sailor's fate....

    Arr, then off to about two long fortnights yonder....

    One day me crew and me sail off to the sail-in theatre, and as I enter the theater I recognize this lad. I do a double take because it's Sir Frankie, and he has 3 pompous ladies on his arms! Me said aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I swore that that lad met a sailor's demise! He spots me me and sails over to me. I tell 'm I thought he was dead, and he says that he left the Alamo because his scurvy somehow went away. He says that ever since the day I played Captain J.J. Cole for him, he listened to the Warm-Up non-stop, and within two fortnights or so of doing that his scurvy walked the plank! Alas, since he was in the Alamo for so long people from his ship would always send him get well soon planks, so when he got out he used the coordinates on those planks to find ladies, and used Cap'n J.J. Cole to get them to go out on the sea with him. Now he basically living the life of a true sailor, when a year ago he was on the brink of walkin' the plank.

    Arrr, so ya see matey, Captain J.J. Cole cures scurvy and helps you pull landlubbers. Name another sailor that can do that.

  • NobodyWins đźź 
    Feb 6
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    2 replies

    Not reading that

  • Slingshot

    Arr matey! Grab a seat and pull yer ears and let me tell you a little captain's tale about ye power of Captain J.J. Cole's chanteys....

    Last moon me crew and me did some plunderin' at ye Alamo Sea, I would just drink with the lads with scurvy 'nd play drinkin' games with them and all the lappings of a sailor! One day me was gallopin' in listenin' to me compass tunes, and I passed one of the sailors, Sir Frankie. Ahoy, little buggard has scurvy and probably wont live to see anoth'r moon. When he notices me tunes he hollers, "Arr, matey! What be you listn'en to?". So I tells him I'm rockin' to the chanteys of Captian Cole's Warm-Up (classic, mateys). Sir Frankie has never heard of Captian Cole, so the lad pondered if he could take a dead man's ear to the chantey, so I pass him the compass player and play Sail Away for him. Alas, I look'd away because me head insisted I heard some canons on the broadside, but when I turn back to Sir Frankie, arrr, I see tears in his lookers. He takes the compass off at the end of the chantey and tells me it's the most beautiful tune he ev'r laid his listen boxes on, and asks if I can upload it on his iCompass. I end's up giving him the mixcompass, but then I went on a sailor's vacation for a cupple a fortnights, and when I came back, the lad wasn't on me ship. I asked one of me crew where he went, and he said "Sir Frankie took a leave, cap'n", which I assumed meant he met the sailor's fate....

    Arr, then off to about two long fortnights yonder....

    One day me crew and me sail off to the sail-in theatre, and as I enter the theater I recognize this lad. I do a double take because it's Sir Frankie, and he has 3 pompous ladies on his arms! Me said aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I swore that that lad met a sailor's demise! He spots me me and sails over to me. I tell 'm I thought he was dead, and he says that he left the Alamo because his scurvy somehow went away. He says that ever since the day I played Captain J.J. Cole for him, he listened to the Warm-Up non-stop, and within two fortnights or so of doing that his scurvy walked the plank! Alas, since he was in the Alamo for so long people from his ship would always send him get well soon planks, so when he got out he used the coordinates on those planks to find ladies, and used Cap'n J.J. Cole to get them to go out on the sea with him. Now he basically living the life of a true sailor, when a year ago he was on the brink of walkin' the plank.

    Arrr, so ya see matey, Captain J.J. Cole cures scurvy and helps you pull landlubbers. Name another sailor that can do that.

  • NobodyWins

    Not reading that

  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6
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    2 replies
    NobodyWins

    Not reading that

    you can’t read

  • NobodyWins đźź 
    Feb 6
    Slingshot

    you can’t read

    I don’t need to read when your mom tells me everything posted hahha

  • Infinito

    Streaming will soon die but I think it takes a major player like Taylor, Drake, Bad Bunny to drop independently AND in d2c platforms for it to actually work

    Ye coulda done it if he didnt mess up so bad. Donda from what I recall was his last album to end his contract. Was on his Billi s***, yeezys actually became a household name, he was popular in music again. It could have started something new

  • NobodyWins đźź 
    Feb 6

    So bored

  • Slingshot

    Arr matey! Grab a seat and pull yer ears and let me tell you a little captain's tale about ye power of Captain J.J. Cole's chanteys....

    Last moon me crew and me did some plunderin' at ye Alamo Sea, I would just drink with the lads with scurvy 'nd play drinkin' games with them and all the lappings of a sailor! One day me was gallopin' in listenin' to me compass tunes, and I passed one of the sailors, Sir Frankie. Ahoy, little buggard has scurvy and probably wont live to see anoth'r moon. When he notices me tunes he hollers, "Arr, matey! What be you listn'en to?". So I tells him I'm rockin' to the chanteys of Captian Cole's Warm-Up (classic, mateys). Sir Frankie has never heard of Captian Cole, so the lad pondered if he could take a dead man's ear to the chantey, so I pass him the compass player and play Sail Away for him. Alas, I look'd away because me head insisted I heard some canons on the broadside, but when I turn back to Sir Frankie, arrr, I see tears in his lookers. He takes the compass off at the end of the chantey and tells me it's the most beautiful tune he ev'r laid his listen boxes on, and asks if I can upload it on his iCompass. I end's up giving him the mixcompass, but then I went on a sailor's vacation for a cupple a fortnights, and when I came back, the lad wasn't on me ship. I asked one of me crew where he went, and he said "Sir Frankie took a leave, cap'n", which I assumed meant he met the sailor's fate....

    Arr, then off to about two long fortnights yonder....

    One day me crew and me sail off to the sail-in theatre, and as I enter the theater I recognize this lad. I do a double take because it's Sir Frankie, and he has 3 pompous ladies on his arms! Me said aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I swore that that lad met a sailor's demise! He spots me me and sails over to me. I tell 'm I thought he was dead, and he says that he left the Alamo because his scurvy somehow went away. He says that ever since the day I played Captain J.J. Cole for him, he listened to the Warm-Up non-stop, and within two fortnights or so of doing that his scurvy walked the plank! Alas, since he was in the Alamo for so long people from his ship would always send him get well soon planks, so when he got out he used the coordinates on those planks to find ladies, and used Cap'n J.J. Cole to get them to go out on the sea with him. Now he basically living the life of a true sailor, when a year ago he was on the brink of walkin' the plank.

    Arrr, so ya see matey, Captain J.J. Cole cures scurvy and helps you pull landlubbers. Name another sailor that can do that.

  • Valentine 🦦
    Feb 6

    I don’t think ima have time to listen to the Come Up

    last 5 albums combined is 5 hours and that’s right in time for release time

  • Infinito

    Streaming will soon die but I think it takes a major player like Taylor, Drake, Bad Bunny to drop independently AND in d2c platforms for it to actually work

    nah, it'd be the same as ye trying to drop his albums on his website.

  • Jbreezyondeck 🌬️
    Feb 6
    Slingshot

    Arr matey! Grab a seat and pull yer ears and let me tell you a little captain's tale about ye power of Captain J.J. Cole's chanteys....

    Last moon me crew and me did some plunderin' at ye Alamo Sea, I would just drink with the lads with scurvy 'nd play drinkin' games with them and all the lappings of a sailor! One day me was gallopin' in listenin' to me compass tunes, and I passed one of the sailors, Sir Frankie. Ahoy, little buggard has scurvy and probably wont live to see anoth'r moon. When he notices me tunes he hollers, "Arr, matey! What be you listn'en to?". So I tells him I'm rockin' to the chanteys of Captian Cole's Warm-Up (classic, mateys). Sir Frankie has never heard of Captian Cole, so the lad pondered if he could take a dead man's ear to the chantey, so I pass him the compass player and play Sail Away for him. Alas, I look'd away because me head insisted I heard some canons on the broadside, but when I turn back to Sir Frankie, arrr, I see tears in his lookers. He takes the compass off at the end of the chantey and tells me it's the most beautiful tune he ev'r laid his listen boxes on, and asks if I can upload it on his iCompass. I end's up giving him the mixcompass, but then I went on a sailor's vacation for a cupple a fortnights, and when I came back, the lad wasn't on me ship. I asked one of me crew where he went, and he said "Sir Frankie took a leave, cap'n", which I assumed meant he met the sailor's fate....

    Arr, then off to about two long fortnights yonder....

    One day me crew and me sail off to the sail-in theatre, and as I enter the theater I recognize this lad. I do a double take because it's Sir Frankie, and he has 3 pompous ladies on his arms! Me said aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I swore that that lad met a sailor's demise! He spots me me and sails over to me. I tell 'm I thought he was dead, and he says that he left the Alamo because his scurvy somehow went away. He says that ever since the day I played Captain J.J. Cole for him, he listened to the Warm-Up non-stop, and within two fortnights or so of doing that his scurvy walked the plank! Alas, since he was in the Alamo for so long people from his ship would always send him get well soon planks, so when he got out he used the coordinates on those planks to find ladies, and used Cap'n J.J. Cole to get them to go out on the sea with him. Now he basically living the life of a true sailor, when a year ago he was on the brink of walkin' the plank.

    Arrr, so ya see matey, Captain J.J. Cole cures scurvy and helps you pull landlubbers. Name another sailor that can do that.

    "Play it back."

  • Stankie 🪑
    Feb 6
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    1 reply

    You ever seen your opp walk in balenci and spend a dub

  • Midzy

    When is the AMA

    Always Munching Ass

  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6

    nvm I cant read either lirl @NobodyWins

    voca.ro/14iFUfiOZjO9

  • Feb 6
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    1 reply
    Slingshot

    you can’t read

    Bro said ya momma reads to him, you gon let him disrespect you like that?

  • NobodyWins đźź 
    Feb 6
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    1 reply
    Stankie

    You ever seen your opp walk in balenci and spend a dub

    Well you definitely can’t afford that so no

  • Slingshot 🦚
    Feb 6
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    2 replies
    Oscar Winner

    Bro said ya momma reads to him, you gon let him disrespect you like that?

    he in them remedial classes

  • Slingshot

    he in them remedial classes

    Oh damnnnnnn