And Lil Yachty’s verse on ‘Secret Receipt’ was better than Cole’s

You've been going since last night

He going for Cole Miner of the year

Don't you think Yachty sounds like he belongs to the beat.

Cole sounds like he’s just rapping on it.

I know Cole liked my version,

After he heard it, he decided to start writing what would be I guess

Poor Thang

Give me 1 nice thing you have to say about Cole. I'll be impressed

He can trace over lines really well

Virat Kholi is a fraud batsman btw

Gotta be bait

you mfs man

Haatyaar maajhi boli! Maarli goli! Zaali zasaa koli!
TEEF khelto shabdaanchi holi!
Ho mi firavto laatna, poli!
Kohli udavto golli, bosey
Ho mi pheko shabda, aartha doni
Kohli aadavto daandyaa teeni
Ho mi kharaa, no phony
Kohli kharaa, just like Dhoni
Ho mi saalpatta solli
Haarun pratispardhi sagli lolli
Maidaanaat aahe kalaakaar, Virat Kohli!
Studiot chamatkaar, TEEF chi boli hoti!
Vees vees, dista, tyaachyaa dolli, maajhyaa tondi!
Vees vees, test, and ODI, Kohli varti!

Translation: "Weapons are my language! I fired bullets! Everything went kaboom!..."

Cole wrote this for you?

smh...

There's a Bigger World outside of Cole'sWorld

Hell Boy meets World gave you more themes in one episode than Cole's whole career

google your friend

Damn

I forgot Cole Glazers don't know how to read.

Ya'll been misunderstanding me this whole time then

Gotta go read How to Teach Dummies brb

J Cole

More like

J mid

While I'm gone study this

'A,

or a,

is the first letter and the first vowel letter

Pop quiz when I get back to see if you been studying, while I try to read this book...

Anyone going for presale? Got my code about to see what’s good

post the prices when they come out

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE HIGH COUNCIL OF JCLONES

It has come to our attention that a citizen dared to utter the forbidden words: “J mid.”

Be advised:

All citizens of the JCLONES are hereby instructed to clutch their pearls.

The perpetrator has been immediately scheduled for exile to the Shadow Realm (Level: Permanent Ban).

Any further attempts to diminish the divine artistry of J. Cole will be met with extreme side-eye, stern glares, and possibly interpretive dance reenactments of 2014 Forest Hills Drive.

Let it be known: mediocrity in speech about J. Cole is not tolerated. All commentary must be glaze-coated, sugar-dusted, and lightly sprinkled with unearned praise.

Long live the echo chamber. Long live the JCLONES.

Won’t be buying tickets today, unless yall live in North Carolina I would sit on it and wait until they get cheaper

You would what

Sit on it and wait for the tickets to drop in price, sitting on it is usually the best way to do it

Not for good seats in an arena tbh. And it's just one night per city so far

Definitely trying but I think queue hell is gonna be crazy