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  • 2words

    Does anyone know if it’s supposed to be like Boost Mobile or the bat-mobile?

    Broke boi Android user spotted

  • fakemargiela

    it is pnd stan tradition on this site to post these obnoxious threads and i love every single one

  • AD3

    Broke boi Android user spotted

    Wrong

  • JODECI JAHRON

  • 2words

    Wrong

    You sir, the one that asked if it was on Boost Mobile

    Keep your landline broke boi we goin’ mobile

  • En1gma

    wait its actually happening
    https://twitter.com/partynextdoor/status/1243281559894945793

    Op updated

  • fakemargiela

    it is pnd stan tradition on this site to post these obnoxious threads and i love every single one

  • u put more time and effort into this thread than party did his album and rollout

  • OP predicted. Modern day Nostradamus.

  • PARTYNEXTSTREAM

  • Bow And Arrow

    They f***ing crack me up cuz they do the most for this mid music

    on jahron

  • man said twitch

  • we spamming Poggers in the PARTYMOBILE chat

  • album will be Basura but at least the threads will be Goat

  • Sticky.

  • AD3

    Broke boi Android user spotted

    That n**** talking about PARTYLANDLINE

  • the Jahron B Cult eats tonight

  • This bout be so generic

  • #FERINA

  • MURKY

    This bout be so generic

    Did you hear the news?

  • STUFF

    Did you hear the news?

    That he the nav of rnb?

  • MURKY

    That he the nav of rnb?

    DO YOU DESERVE ME? NO WAY
    BUT CAN I LET YOU GO TO ANYBODY?
    NEVER IN A MILLION
    LIFETIMES
    BUT MY LOVE JUST REACHED THE CEILING

  • I was texted something about premiering a new visual too

    Believe It video?

  • Mar 26
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    edited

    It is 2040.

    The earth's population has been reduced by 99% by an onslaught of pandemics and biological warfare. The landscape is bathed in an eerie fluorescent glow.

    The last remaining record label in Canada uncovered an unreleased PartyNextDoor recording in a charred USB stick and intends to release it before they close their doors.

    A wandering messenger with radiation sickness represents the label and promotes their releases by handing out flyers. The man approaches the underside of a bridge that the last remaining PND stan calls his home. As he reaches the opening, the man collapses, the weight of his lifeless corpse pushing the paper into the breeze.

    "You dead, bruh?"

    The PND stan approaches the man and picks up the nicotine-colored flyer off the ground.

    Eyes widening, he forgets the deceased messenger before him as he reads the text on the page.

    "...it's PARTY time!"

    Limping over to his computer, the PND stan's heart beats frantically as he dreams up possibilities for his first album release on KTT in a decade. Partymobile, Partymonster and PND4 had been disappointments, but it hardly mattered. This was history.

    Typing furiously, he thinks up every word he can think of that rhymes with "Jahron" and makes tenuous connections to pop culture staples from earth's distant heyday. Hitting post, he sits back in his chair and admires his handiwork.

    It didn't matter that his internet connection had been disconnected a decade before, nor that his mind had melted into slush after the last virus went endemic. The man's love for PartyNextDoor would never die.

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