Shyt crayz

Very cool!

I love Kanye, I remember when Kanye was there was a time where he wasn't as famous as he is now, let me tell you that folks. Nobody, he was a nobody. He came to me he said Don, he calls me Don I let him because we're good friends, he said Don I want you to sing a hook for me I said sure terrific lets do it. We went to the studio in my house, I have a studio in my house, folks, that's just how I am, I love music I can't help it, even when I was an actor. You know at the time my shows were successful, very successful, my standup was hilarious people kept telling me how I was the funniest man alive but I wanted to make music so I said sure Kanye lets record this song right now. So I start singing right you know the song "she says she want some marvin gaye..." yea that's right folks you love it, very successful record. But then he starts saying no you shouldn't sing it like that you should sing it in a different way and I said that's dumb but really it became a very successful, the most successful, maybe the greatest most successful song of all time, Billboard said they've never seen anything like it even to this day, so yes Kanye is a genius, and so was I for doing this song let me tell you.

Donald Trimp

I love a good trump impression

thank you Lil Trimp

I like the way you Trump boy.

Nah thats insane Jamie is the goat

Lmao bruh

Didn't see that coming, that's legit the best one I've ever seen

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Yo, this is f***ing crazy, but ppl were in my yeat threads saying he won't sell 5k and no one knows about him "IRL". And that posters on KTT were pretending to like him as 1 elaborate troll. I took screen shots too cuz I knew these dumb mfers would get exposed.
It just goes to show u how pathetically out of touch poster here are. Like I have a pretty large social circle, a decent amount of homies. my bro is 2 years younger than me and he one of the most popular ppl I ever met and allllll my friends and his friends fw yeat. Deadass my bros snap stories get 2k views lol. I only got like 700 ppl on my snap and yet everyday dozens upon dozens of ppl putting up stories with yeat as the soundtrack. Not to mention his insta engagement and fking tik tok lmao.
But when a 28 year old KTT lifer with no social life, maybe 2 total friends, and who gets max 14 views on their insta/snap stories wanna talk about real life we suppose to take them serious

Water Giver 💧
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The McDonald’s Man
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“McDonald’s Man” is Kanye’s tribute to the global fast food chain McDonald’s. The poem is featured…
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McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and s***
I don't trust no food that smells that good man
I don't trust it
I just can't

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good though
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

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“McDonald’s Man” is Kanye’s tribute to the global fast food chain McDonald’s. The poem is featured in the Boys Don’t Cry magazine released alongside the Frank Ocean album Blond.

Kanye uses the metaphor of individual food items to explore themes of conspiracy, distrust and paranoia—typical of a Kanye West song.

The poem was originally written in/before 2013. In a 2013 interview with The Guardian, Iggy Azalea said:

…I was at his house last week and he was playing me his ‘scriptures’, as he calls his spoken-word interludes, and there was one about McDonald’s: ‘Those fries/ Those fries/ I have them in my eyes/ That smooth apple pie…’ I love it. What is the line between art and ignorance?

Watch Joey BADA$$ perform the rap:
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Bad Finger Boogie
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I'm just talking about wee wee friend

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Bro 😧 ppl were 👨😩 in 🚮 my 💕 yeat threads 🧵 saying 😏 he 👨 won't 🚫 sell 📷 5k and no 😶 one ☝🏼 knows ☝️🧠 about 🧚‍♀️ him 👴 "IRL". And that 😐🤔 posters on 🔛 KTT were 👶 pretending 🤗 to like 💜 him 😆😜 as 1 👱 elaborate troll. I 😖 took 👫 screen 💻 shots 🥃 too 😭😍 cuz ✨ I 🙋 knew 🤔 these 🚑 dumb 🤡 mfers would 👿 get 😧🎊🪅 exposed. It just 💁🏿🙌🏾 goes 🎆 to show 📺 u 🦿🦿 how 😡💯 pathetically out ✊ of touch 🥵 poster 🏤 here 💅🎉 are. Like 🌝 I 💲😞 have 🈶 a pretty 😳 large 📈 social 👥 circle, 🔴 a decent amount 🈷️🈷️🈷️ of homies. 👯‍♀️ my 😊 bro 💪 is 2 🏻 years 🎆 younger than 👧 me 😷 and he 🚩 one 🏻 of the most 👏👉 popular 😂 ppl I 😏 ever 🖖 met 👄 and allllll my 🌡️ friends 👭💛 and his 🙆‍♂️ friends 👬 fw yeat. Deadass my 👈 bros ✋🏻👨 snap 📷 stories 📖 get 🉐 2k 🏀 views lol. 🥵 I 😖 only 🤏 got 🥇 like 🌸 700 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 ppl on 😎 my 💕 snap 📷 and yet 😇 everyday 🤗🤗 dozens 🌹 upon 😽🙀 dozens 🌹 of ppl putting 🙌 up 🆙 stories 📖 with yeat as the soundtrack. Not 😷 to mention his 👋 insta 💩 engagement 💎 and fking tik tok lmao. 😂 But 🤙 when 🕗 a 28 ❕❗ year 📅 old 👴👵 KTT lifer with no 😣 social 📖 life, 🙇💼 maybe 😉❔ 2 🕝 total 💯 friends, 👫 and who 👀 gets 🙎👀 max 14 👦 views on 🚟🏿 their 🍷 insta/snap stories 📖 wanna 🙇🏻 talk 💬 about ✨ real ✅ life 💓 we 👬 suppose to take 🐤 them 🤷💔😂 serious 😐

Bro got me dying lmao

donald trimp

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Now do this one pls

You see folks, Karl Marx and Freddy Engels, two very smart guys from Germany - my ancestors are German as well, I have the Germany gene in me - they were smart guys, folks, scientist types, and they said, before the socialistic stage happens, you gotta develop the pro-duc-tive forces, productive fellas, not destructive, not constructive, but productive, productive forces, gotta have 'em, can't miss 'em, you really need them to build up the capitalisms, that's what Marx told us, very smart guy, so smart, so then a feller by the name of Mao came along and said you know what, let's jump straight into socialism, no good I tell you, no good - I respect Mao, 70% good 30% bad as they say, but you gotta do the productive forces first, that's what Marx told us, smart guy, so once Mao past away, may God rest his soul, then his buddy DENG came along, now Deng was no dummy, Deng thought bigly, bigly about the future of Chyna - great place, great people, great food, great women with tiny feet, the tiniest, I know 'cause I did Miss Universe, Chinese women had the tiniest feet, had to get their high heels in the children's department over at Macy's, but children, the female child, usually doesn't wear high heels, so they are hard to find, believe me, I looked - Deng said let's do what Marx told us and develop these productive forces, and boy are they being developed! Private property? It'll be gone by 2050, believe me. And Xi told me, he's the current leader of the China, he told me he's oppressing the billionaires, and you know what? I trust him, I trust the man, I mean look at Jack ma, what happened to him? I haven't seen him in outside and when I do, he looks scared, so scared, low energy, quite sad. But me and Xi we're good friends, very good friends and he knows what he's doing folks, trust me, trust the plan, trust God, may God bless us all, the People's Republic of China and the United States of America, both of em, we gotta work together, gotta do it, 2050.

LMAOOO

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s trump impression

Excuse me