happy marriage talk

"she's an evolution of him because she watched him at 9" And I'm the son of Kanye West because I've been listening to him for half my life

acting. she killed austin powers and that cuba gooding jr film lol

kids thinks F1-C6 are computer codes my g lol

Nah but really they had security on deck to escort them to safety ASAP. If you watch videos where that happens, the very next second they show security helping her out. MJ had shows figured out to a tee

He’s obviously joking

And that’s his wife he’s suppose to say she’s better than everybody

He’s definitely joking

MJ concerts had billions of viewers just like Ali's fights and World Cup finals
His funeral had 2 billion viewers
Reality is MJ is bigger than Coachella because MJ transcends fame. He is, objectively speaking, the most famous person in history next to Jesus. Even isolated civilizations with no access to the internet, TV or the outer world knew about him when asked

If most old people got on streaming MJ would be #1 by far on all platforms in terms of listeners

He would probably be doing Drake numbers like 50 or 60 billion streams easily

WHAT THE F***

comparing the life of a successful goat to a coachella performance

RIP MJ he died in this b****

rolling in his grave. niggas sampling, swagga jackin, and talking down on him.

Wait wait surely he meant he didn't have an opportunity like Coachella and still f***ed s*** up

He can't be saying Beyonce doing Coachella is something MJ couldn't do lmao

Totally, @op change that s***

Cochella only became the biggest festival in the world like 10 years ago around the time MJ died so this isn’t good comparison

Omg is that tyler

mj was doing coachella numbers like every other tour date wym!!!!!

You get into your parents' car and it's Thriller - Bad - Dangerous on repeat

Preach

Understandable Jay wants to praise his wife, but Beyoncé can be praised without lying and setting her up to fail.

SUPERFACTS~!