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  • Jun 2, 2021

    no prep time,

    its christmas , jesus celebrated his bday and he runs into santa and wants to fight, knowing the ability of both of these guys, who winning in a fight?

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    Santa is omniscient and has teleportation or superspeed. Jesus is little more than a petty magician, but he can come back to life and his water to wine technique is pretty OP.

    I'm thinking Jesus wins either way because:

    1. He could find a way to turn the water in Santa's body to wine.

    2. He could respawn like a million times and exhaust Santa.

  • Jun 2, 2021

    santa claus

  • Jun 2, 2021

    i know ktt2 got santa deniers itt, but gotta go with big nicky.

  • Jun 2, 2021

    Jesus got no hands, literally them s*** got holes in them

  • Jun 2, 2021

    they're the same person

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  • Jun 2, 2021

    jesus is a pacifist and i know santa has killed before

  • Jun 2, 2021

    If Santa is in the middle of delivering gifts he's gonna be sluggish as f*** from all the milk and cookies so I got Jesus! Otherwise I got Santa.

  • Jun 2, 2021
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    Lein

    Santa is omniscient and has teleportation or superspeed. Jesus is little more than a petty magician, but he can come back to life and his water to wine technique is pretty OP.

    I'm thinking Jesus wins either way because:

    1. He could find a way to turn the water in Santa's body to wine.

    2. He could respawn like a million times and exhaust Santa.

    Are those even his powers tho? Or was God just carrying him through those miracles to prove a point

    God has also shown he will let Jesus die

  • Jun 2, 2021

    great thread

  • Jun 2, 2021

    Xanta

  • Jun 2, 2021
    No Color

    Are those even his powers tho? Or was God just carrying him through those miracles to prove a point

    God has also shown he will let Jesus die

    God purposely letting Santa body Jesus just cause is hilarious 💀

  • Jun 2, 2021
    Lein

    Santa is omniscient and has teleportation or superspeed. Jesus is little more than a petty magician, but he can come back to life and his water to wine technique is pretty OP.

    I'm thinking Jesus wins either way because:

    1. He could find a way to turn the water in Santa's body to wine.

    2. He could respawn like a million times and exhaust Santa.

    cant transform what you can't see fam

    the red blur would knock jesus out in a second

    not to mention santa has approx 100+ elf goons at least vs 12ish apostles and 1 traitor

    santa has all the abilities of batman and the flash combined with a monster physique to match (6ft at least, able to climb a chiney so he must be fit) vs a scrawny israelite who can only respawn once (if he could do it more than one why didnt he come back yet)

  • Jun 2, 2021
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    We gotta assume those reindeer get in the mix too if theres no prep time.

    Also isn’t Santa at peak strength on Christmas cause of all of the belief in him? He’s basically elevated to deity status with all the kids and most adults caring more about their gifts than church

    Jesus was a prophet. Santa is the prophecy.

  • Jun 2, 2021
    No Color

    Are those even his powers tho? Or was God just carrying him through those miracles to prove a point

    God has also shown he will let Jesus die

    If God says f*** it then it's an easy dub for Santa

  • White Jesus who disappeared during Covid no.
    The true Jesus of the Bible would and will dog walk Santa Clause.