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  • Mar 16, 2021

    For those in the corporate world, post your tips below

  • Mar 16, 2021
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    CLB Wilian

    For those in the corporate world, post your tips below

    Make friends.

  • Mar 16, 2021
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    This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you鈥檙e mediocre you鈥檒l still move up much faster than if you鈥檙e amazing at your job but don鈥檛 really network with anyone.

    So go kiss some ass and you鈥檒l make it big in no time. It鈥檚 a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won鈥檛 be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you鈥檒l be stacking.

    I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald鈥檚 or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it鈥檚 like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I鈥檓 just sad tbh. Or maybe it鈥檚 really both.

  • I would rather be a d*** than a swallower

  • Mar 16, 2021
    Nukes

    Make friends.

    making friends in the industry you are looking at is probably the biggest hack. most of my friends in the sector dont apply for jobs

  • Mar 16, 2021

    if youre in college, join clubs and organizations and network there

  • Mar 16, 2021
    2 replies

    lie on your resume, just a little

  • Mar 16, 2021
    2 replies

    Don鈥檛 apply to more than one place bro

    A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired

    Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.

    ^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment

  • Mar 16, 2021
    Very Based

    lie on your resume, just a little

    lie a lot actually f*** it

  • Mar 16, 2021
    Husk_

    This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you鈥檙e mediocre you鈥檒l still move up much faster than if you鈥檙e amazing at your job but don鈥檛 really network with anyone.

    So go kiss some ass and you鈥檒l make it big in no time. It鈥檚 a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won鈥檛 be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you鈥檒l be stacking.

    I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald鈥檚 or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it鈥檚 like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I鈥檓 just sad tbh. Or maybe it鈥檚 really both.

    This hit hard

  • Mar 16, 2021

    I've recently lost a job of 4+ years, i've had a few interviews since etc.. it seems more people want versatility rather than specialty in a lot of roles compared to when I went for the original job.
    Another thing would be to focus on good communication skills as they help with almost any role..

  • Mar 16, 2021
    1 reply
    Husk_

    This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you鈥檙e mediocre you鈥檒l still move up much faster than if you鈥檙e amazing at your job but don鈥檛 really network with anyone.

    So go kiss some ass and you鈥檒l make it big in no time. It鈥檚 a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won鈥檛 be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you鈥檒l be stacking.

    I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald鈥檚 or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it鈥檚 like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I鈥檓 just sad tbh. Or maybe it鈥檚 really both.

    True s*** man, my whole team got the sack in covid and one of the newest least experienced members got to stay because all the management loved her attitude

  • Mar 16, 2021
    BG

    True s*** man, my whole team got the sack in covid and one of the newest least experienced members got to stay because all the management loved her attitude

    attitude goes a long way

  • Mar 16, 2021
    Very Based

    lie on your resume, just a little

    of course !

  • Mar 16, 2021
    1 reply
    mvp yzy vert

    Don鈥檛 apply to more than one place bro

    A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired

    Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.

    ^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment

    no i disagree, job markets are competitive and you need to value yourself.
    so what happens when you don't get it. what do you do?

  • Mar 16, 2021
    1 reply

    Email the CEO for a job

    That's how I got mine

  • Mar 16, 2021
    Husk_

    This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you鈥檙e mediocre you鈥檒l still move up much faster than if you鈥檙e amazing at your job but don鈥檛 really network with anyone.

    So go kiss some ass and you鈥檒l make it big in no time. It鈥檚 a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won鈥檛 be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you鈥檒l be stacking.

    I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald鈥檚 or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it鈥檚 like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I鈥檓 just sad tbh. Or maybe it鈥檚 really both.

    Fendi f***in facts

  • Mar 16, 2021
    1 reply

    Would yall ask one of your irl friends to take a look at your resume?

  • Mar 16, 2021

    Like one thats actually in the field you want to work in and s***

  • Mar 16, 2021

    Just work as hard as you can to get into the field you want to be, because you're gonna be taking s*** no matter what you're doing so it may as well be worth it and with a goal in mind.

  • Mar 16, 2021
    mvp yzy vert

    Don鈥檛 apply to more than one place bro

    A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired

    Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.

    ^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment

    this some dumbass s*** ngl

  • Mar 16, 2021
    CLB Wilian

    no i disagree, job markets are competitive and you need to value yourself.
    so what happens when you don't get it. what do you do?

    He joking bro lol

  • Mar 16, 2021

    suck d*** basically

  • Mar 17, 2021
    Reawakened

    Would yall ask one of your irl friends to take a look at your resume?

    I always ask, also my family

  • Mar 17, 2021
    2 replies

    Make sure you make your resume for each job specific to the description for the job with your skills and achievements