Mar 16, 2021For those in the corporate world, post your tips below
Mar 16, 2021·1 replyCLB WilianFor those in the corporate world, post your tips below
Make friends.
Mar 16, 2021·edited·5 repliesThis is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you’re mediocre you’ll still move up much faster than if you’re amazing at your job but don’t really network with anyone.
So go kiss some ass and you’ll make it big in no time. It’s a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you’ll be stacking.
I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald’s or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it’s like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I’m just sad tbh. Or maybe it’s really both.
Mar 16, 2021I would rather be a d*** than a swallower
- Mar 16, 2021Nukes
Make friends.
making friends in the industry you are looking at is probably the biggest hack. most of my friends in the sector dont apply for jobs
Mar 16, 2021if youre in college, join clubs and organizations and network there
Mar 16, 2021·2 replieslie on your resume, just a little
Mar 16, 2021·2 repliesDon’t apply to more than one place bro
A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired
Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.
^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment
Mar 16, 2021Very Basedlie on your resume, just a little
lie a lot actually f*** it
Mar 16, 2021Husk_This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you’re mediocre you’ll still move up much faster than if you’re amazing at your job but don’t really network with anyone.
So go kiss some ass and you’ll make it big in no time. It’s a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you’ll be stacking.
I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald’s or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it’s like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I’m just sad tbh. Or maybe it’s really both.
This hit hard
Mar 16, 2021I've recently lost a job of 4+ years, i've had a few interviews since etc.. it seems more people want versatility rather than specialty in a lot of roles compared to when I went for the original job.
Another thing would be to focus on good communication skills as they help with almost any role..- Mar 16, 2021·1 replyHusk_
This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you’re mediocre you’ll still move up much faster than if you’re amazing at your job but don’t really network with anyone.
So go kiss some ass and you’ll make it big in no time. It’s a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you’ll be stacking.
I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald’s or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it’s like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I’m just sad tbh. Or maybe it’s really both.
True s*** man, my whole team got the sack in covid and one of the newest least experienced members got to stay because all the management loved her attitude
- Mar 16, 2021BG
True s*** man, my whole team got the sack in covid and one of the newest least experienced members got to stay because all the management loved her attitude
attitude goes a long way
- Mar 16, 2021Very Based
lie on your resume, just a little
of course !
- Mar 16, 2021·1 replyfmvp yzy vert
Don’t apply to more than one place bro
A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired
Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.
^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment
no i disagree, job markets are competitive and you need to value yourself.
so what happens when you don't get it. what do you do? 
Mar 16, 2021·1 replyEmail the CEO for a job
That's how I got mine
Mar 16, 2021Husk_This is a tip more so when you actually get the job and wanna move up but...At the end of the day life is a popularity contest, businesses love people who fit their corporate culture more so than your qualifications. Sad to say but if everyone in your job likes you and you’re mediocre you’ll still move up much faster than if you’re amazing at your job but don’t really network with anyone.
So go kiss some ass and you’ll make it big in no time. It’s a f***ing job to make a living at the end of the day, so put your pride aside and do what it takes to chase the dollar. You probably won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror when you get to the top but hey, at least you’ll be stacking.
I feel disgusted just typing all that s*** out, F*** America, our buddy system for the corporate culture whether it be working McDonald’s or at Goldman Sachs is ubiquitous, it’s like going back to HS all over again. Life is a game, just play your cards right. S*** is sad tbh. Or maybe I’m just sad tbh. Or maybe it’s really both.
Fendi f***in facts
Mar 16, 2021·1 replyWould yall ask one of your irl friends to take a look at your resume?
- Mar 16, 2021
Like one thats actually in the field you want to work in and s***
Mar 16, 2021Just work as hard as you can to get into the field you want to be, because you're gonna be taking s*** no matter what you're doing so it may as well be worth it and with a goal in mind.
ghosting ®️Mar 16, 2021fmvp yzy vertDon’t apply to more than one place bro
A lot of them talk amongst themselves and will blacklist you from being hired
Pick one company and apply for every job that company offers. And keep doing this every year till you get accepted.
^^^ this advice helped another poster on this site achieve his dream of gainful employment
this some dumbass s*** ngl
- Mar 16, 2021CLB Wilian
no i disagree, job markets are competitive and you need to value yourself.
so what happens when you don't get it. what do you do?He joking bro lol
- Mar 16, 2021
suck d*** basically
- Mar 17, 2021Reawakened
Would yall ask one of your irl friends to take a look at your resume?
I always ask, also my family
- Mar 17, 2021·2 replies
Make sure you make your resume for each job specific to the description for the job with your skills and achievements