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  • Jan 29, 2021
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    For the idiots itt:
    66% effective at stopping severe Covid means:

    66% of the time: You are fully protected
    34% of the time: If you get Covid it's mild and you can't spread it

    Single shot, stored at room temperature, US has 100 million doses coming by April.

  • Jan 29, 2021
    Drizzy_Fan

    This is what matters since none of you read lol

    • Says Johnson & Johnson global head of pharmaceutical research and development
  • Jan 29, 2021
    Frankito Reynolds

    Yeah, i used their shampoo once, damn near kept 66% of my hair, and my eyes didnt sting.

  • Jan 29, 2021
    clb younghotness

    Johnson & Johnson the company whos baby powder gave hella people cancer correct?

    😬

  • Jan 30, 2021

    So is there baby powder

  • its going to be wider than the other two, will limit hospitalizations, curb spread and highly prevent you from catching serious covid

    thats about all you can ask for from these one shot using types. Their numbers are poverty in comparison to novavax but nov seems to be a way better company

  • Jan 30, 2021
    Creasy

    Johnson & Johnson

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 30, 2021

    cracker & yakubian

  • Saturday πŸ’£
    Jan 30, 2021
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  • Jan 30, 2021
    Saturday
    https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1355187610302500867

    fill me up
    double cup

  • Jan 30, 2021
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    Altar

    For the idiots itt:
    66% effective at stopping severe Covid means:

    66% of the time: You are fully protected
    34% of the time: If you get Covid it's mild and you can't spread it

    Single shot, stored at room temperature, US has 100 million doses coming by April.

    Tbh dont even waste your efforts on them lol. If they cant figure this logic out damn near a year into this pandemic, i really have no hope for them

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 30, 2021
    Saturday
    https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1355187610302500867

    my god

  • Jan 30, 2021
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    tbw

    Tbh dont even waste your efforts on them lol. If they cant figure this logic out damn near a year into this pandemic, i really have no hope for them

    True but as many people as possible need to get a vaccine for this s*** to finally end. I cannot f***ing wait to get back to normal and all we need to do that is the smallest amount of common sense and understanding, so right now it's frustrating.
    This will end either way and almost def this year because either we get herd immunity through vaccines or it finishes infecting people and runs out of new hosts. Obviously we don't want the second one

  • Jan 30, 2021

    Johnson & Johnson really said β€œeh might work might not well see how it goes ”

  • Jan 30, 2021
    Altar

    True but as many people as possible need to get a vaccine for this s*** to finally end. I cannot f***ing wait to get back to normal and all we need to do that is the smallest amount of common sense and understanding, so right now it's frustrating.
    This will end either way and almost def this year because either we get herd immunity through vaccines or it finishes infecting people and runs out of new hosts. Obviously we don't want the second one

    I agree, s***s very frustrating because rather than doing some basic level critical thinking, people would rather use these opportunities to get on their soapboxes and spew out some pseudo intelligent bullshit to try and make themselves look smarter than everyone knows they are

  • Jan 30, 2021

    I thought J&J was a new boy band announcing a new hit single

  • Jan 30, 2021
    shane

    imagine getting any vaccine

    (because you aren't in the queue)

    Had mine on last Sunday

  • Not Like Josuke

    Both Johnson & Johnson need to sit they asses down with this weak ass vaccine

  • Saturday
    https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1355187610302500867

    I'm screaming

  • Jan 30, 2021
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    allmygirlsdoyoga

    Waiting for the Yeezy Vaccine. Kanye’s the only one I trust at this point.

    S***s gonna be announced only to surface a year later as a polio vaccine.

  • Jan 30, 2021

    The streets are saying it comes in form of a tear-free shampoo

  • Jan 30, 2021

    thanks but no thanks, Johnsons

  • Jan 30, 2021

    1st page jokes >>>>

  • Jan 30, 2021

    20 plus years of selling Johnson & Johnson