You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like G&G. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So...what that make you? Good? You're not good..You just know how to hide, how to lie.. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie... So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Should've lasted a week

I TOLD YALL THIS WAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

STOP YELLING AT US NIGGA

I lowkey wish this was the end of FB /IG

Insta still down for me?

Working for me my g

people were really saying FB gone with fake codes and s***

Something else would pop up sadly. The heyday of the internet is over

Not for me bro lol I refresh and it says “we’re sorry, but something went wrong please try again”

So what was the reason this s*** happened today

They pushed a config update to servers and databases, which f***ed up the internal routing. They can't access the servers remotely anymore, they will have to haul their asses to ALL ROUTERS in ALL DATABASES to manually unfuck the mess. The problem is that people who have access to the databases are not the people who can actually fix it. Add to this the skeletal crew handling their databases, since they offloaded work to remote (which they can't do now, because they can't connect). Also every device with FB-related apps (Messenger, FB, WhatsApp) is continually asking to connect with the servers, basically DDoSing their DNS routing service. People in FB offices can't access the conference rooms, because the badge identification system relies on comparing the badge ID with a list of IDs allowed to open the specific room.

damn I wonder what shenanigans they have administering networks lmao

Ol' LESTER CREST ASS NIGGA

People aren't tired of freaking out and making up these weird conspiracy theories about hackers and NWO everytime this s*** happens.

not even that bad

It’s up but posts ain’t going through

Ig isnt fully working

yeah tbh expected it to be a bit worse. if it wasnt up by opening tomorrow it wouldve been

The Zuck gonna kill some tech guy with his barehands for this