I liked all the dinosaur parts
I also liked the og crew
But my god why did they try so hard to make us care about this clone girls story
How hard is it to understand people want dinosaurs and that’s it

godawful

This really beat Lightyear in its second weekend

People do love big dumb Dino’s it seems

F***ing hell

ive never seen a top billed actor be so little of a character in a movie. pratt had like 1 page of dialogue

really didn't like this lmao

Seeing this tomorrow. Is it enjoyable at all?

Nah

Yes

As far as it being good, that’s another question

Really didn't love this at all

This was a lot better than Fallen Kingdom to me

The OG trio being back was nice, and I like that they weren’t just glorified cameos

Obviously a lot left to be desired. But it was a fun movie, I went in with low expectations so I wasn’t too let down

The first Jurassic World movie utilized the Dino fight perfectly, with the stakes of the characters hinging on the T-Rex winning. This time around it didn’t really feel like that to me. I guess it was just obvious that nobody important would get taken out lol.

This was bad. Never saw the first 2 but my girl wanted to see this s*** cus she liked the first one

Yea it was ass. Really bad dialogue, cringey as hell sometimes, some wonky CGI especially when some of the smaller Dino’s are running, too many almost eaten but saved by some nonsense scenes. Not enough focus on the Dino’s.

I can't believe I just watched a movie about locusts...

The suits don't trust that theory. Why you think sonic 2 had that useless b-plot

You can't have Jurassic Park w/o kids being in danger though. It's an unwritten mandate.

the og sequels are over-hated

they match the tone from the original perfectly

and it’s cool that the opening scene from TLW and birdcage scene from JP3 are original scenes from the novel

My nigga I never even bothered with that live action sonic bs

i had low expectations for this but damn this is bad, was gonna take my girl to see this too

this is some fast food money grab awful movie at its lowest form. these late 2000s cringe antagonists, the movie is horribly shot, gimmicky action, and they did a really good job minimizing the coolness of the dinosaurs

they made a movie about a clone and locusts and dinosaurs is the side story

I've seen all JP movies besides Fallen Kingdom cause it was just... Too lame.

Now this? This is beyond the worst. Jurassic World was better than JP3 but the last 2 are far worse than either.

This one is the worst. The issue? It's a boring JP movie. Like nothing is going on. About an hour through me and my girl were about to f*** in the theater we were so bored.

I had no idea what the concept of time was. Was that black dude supposed to be a clone of that white dude?

Why was prehistoric locusts a plot point and they never did anything?

Who gives a s*** about this girl that you guys made up and retconned into the series, which also made Fallen Kingdom like... Useless lol.

Why did the dinosaurs do basically nothing all movie. Like they had a bunch of cool dinos and then just relegated them to scenery.

They had an alley oop with the concept of dinosaurs living amongst humans and they decided not to focus on that.

BY THE WAY.

Locusts of that size literally couldn't survive. Bugs are hard locked to a size based on the oxygen contents in the air.

Not to mention, they could just use pesticides. That's what killed off north American locusts. Pesticides and predation, and human encroachment.

I love how they thought they were doing something new and unique bringing the Dinos into the real world but they ended up just centering this story around another isolated location

it might as well just have been the island again lol

Holy heck this was so bad

HD Rip out now

I still can't get over how just holding your hand out puts these carnivores at bay.

this is one of THE WORST blockbusters i've seen in ages.

holy f*** is it BLAND!

there is absolutely NOTHING inspired about this.

nothing but a corporate cashgrab.

it should be ashamed of itself for bringing back legacy characters and then doing absolutely nothing with them.

Colin Trevorrow should never be made to go near a film camera ever again.