And that’s the face his literal dog is gonna make

hope you let it go peacefully somewhere

Call him spider loc

Please tell me there’s no gif in this thread (and please don’t post it afterwards).

Free Spider til its backwards

I tend to keep spiders in my room if I see them. I once saw a decently large spider in the corner by the TV as I was watching No Country for Old Men. I thought nothing of it; he’s on the other side of the room. It’s clear to me he is well aware of the unspoken Pact of Man and Spider. So long as both Man and Spider keep out of each others’ business, they may live in peace. I turn off the television and go to sleep when the credits roll.

I awake and, after showering, I go to make my bed. I whip the blanket to spread it evenly across the mattress, and a dot the size of a quarter flings from the blanket onto the mattress. There he was. I could not believe what had happened. The pact was betrayed, and I had no choice but to exact punishment. It is what it is.

This felt like a jumpscare

i got a black house spider chillin in my bathroom atm

it stays near the window so it’s killing all the pests for me

I hate u all australins

Has it evolved yet

Y’all niggas need to understand the difference between bugs and pests

Why not just release outside

Fire picture

Australia...

And I know you got plans to go there soon...

Not me lmao another one of us 🙏

Screamin free Silva til its backwards

i caught a new one hanging out at my front door today

I freed him real quick tho

Cute little critters. Never seen a huntsman spider here before.

king