So I’m staying in my room and your boy has to take a massive dump, I’m doing my thing and I realize it’s one of those dumps where if you keep wiping it’s still gonna be a mess in there, you know get all over the place and it would be a sticky situation. And no time to take a shower. I realized the toilet had a built in bidet. I never tried one of these so I said f*** it. I clicked the water jet and that s*** hit the bootyhole with crazy water jets, then it dryed it! I was totally shocked at how amazing the experience was I’m looking to get one installed in my home.

did you feel cleaner too?

man said life altering experience y’all be wiping straight up and letting the end of ur crack fester

i jus made myself nauseous

y’all kill me

Yes!

Ok but did you use baby wipes afterwards? Plain water not gonna clean that a******

I know but it was a jet stream so it cleaned everything up

Don't do no better job than me

What’s going on in Vegas who wants to hang

how hard was the water pressure?

Damn my butt hole itching rn

Yea I got hip to bidets in Japan. I thought it was nasty/gay at first but after trying it s*** is amazing tbh. I feel musty going back to toilet paper tbh.

you just use water no toilet paper?

niggas still use toilet paper??? wet wipes gang itt

Y’all been s***ting the wrong way

Ya in America just toilet paper

Its like I always say: It’s not morals or laws that separate us from the rest of the animal kingdom, but clean booty holes.

It was on the medium setting and it was pretty strong, got all the doo doo out of the hole

Asians been on this wave since forever

No they havent

Trying to get one installed when I get my own place

heard toilet paper is even more unsanitary than using bidets. Americans really livin like neanderthals

always wondered if them s***s work

Bidet goes sooooo crazy. Even better when you can adjust the temp and make the water nice and warm

What’s the right way