Boner

Like a blue whale, one that doesn’t swim very fast

This is gonna be her third divorce. This is Kanye’s first. She’s clearly the issue.

I want her so bad

then im on E news

Well if Kim is single maybe one of us in here can take her on a date or something.

For sure!

What I'm saying is, IF he ended up with Alexis, dude would be waaaay better off.

The Karshasian's are pure & utter filth.

I've always felt that way, especially once they got together.

how you manage to have the weirdest post in THIS thread

Imagine kanye marries Kendall

Doubt. Who tf would cheat on Ye with Meek lol

Divorce dropped b4 Donda

facts

yeh

but it’s telling

we guilty, why is this the norm?

long talks are always “for later”

but we have all the time and energy in the world for instant drama?

while the first one is lasting on you, the later is forgotten by the next monday

vicious cycle

No

??

Them titties probably bounce amazingly lol

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Ohh you’re hurt, Cause drake won my bad.

mmmm, h****... You look terrific. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you... Just like the way your body looks... you're turning us all on around here, I'm going nuts. I wanna get in that... You know what I'm saying? You're looking hot... H-O-T, okay? Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on... I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. You look real trim down there, real tight. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here in front of me. I wanna dine on you tonight. Table for two huh? Save me a bite. Good enough to eat I just wanna get in that! Man, you're sexy. Gettin' me h****! I was sittin' in my office thinkin' about tongue kissin' ya all night long. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me... I wanna make a film of me and you... I wanna hop on top of you; and get goofy! You're turning me on... you get that? smooch smooch I wanna get my tongue everywhere in there. Okay? Pee on ya. Yeah I wanna get f***in' dirty. Roll around in some trash with ya. You take care of yourself down there? You clean? ... I am gonna take you apart ... I'd pet you like a little cat. Mmmm. Gonna roll you around and tar and feather you. I wanna f*** you. I'm a married man, but I want you. I wanna give you a son. I'm not gonna use protection. But I'm very small. Listen, I can't maintain an erection, but I can cum. I'll perform oral on you, okay? I'm gonna do it slow, it's gonna take all night. And I don't ask for anything in return...

kris orchestrating the rollout of this news cycle

You a straight man?

cap

Don’t quote me then