kanye

@ twitter

the replies

. com

i know it's not christlike but i miss ye's twitter rants sometimes

Jesus had some sick “rants” in the temple

What takes more effort... Hitting me back or coming up with a lie for why you didn't?

I just zoned on how ill it is to really fall in love... Pimpin' is whatev ... Love is that s***!

Yo wearing suits everyday is so bugged out.. it's good but its bugged out. It always feels like something is about 2 happen...

When I create I try 2 submerge myself n2 a dream lik state where Im a 5yr old. Jus enuf info 2 still have my own opinion

U can really tell ppl's personality or lack there of on twitter.I aint sayin NoNamesBut alot of ppl u thought was live is lame

He returns the blessings u give 10 fold. I feel God's light shining thru my darkest yr of my life&career.I feel the glow again

I've been hurt&embarrassed but I still believe in good will. Give of urself w/no fear&1 day he'll hv u in the clear

People are so scared of pain hurt&embarrassment tht no1 takes risk anymore..I've made so many mistakes tht made me better 2day

you okay bro?

Lol it's some classic Ye tweets from 2010 and 11!

lmao didnt know, thought you were going thru some s***

I wouldn't take it out on this thread

Damn Ye really used to type like that one guy in music sxn

Needs 2bring it back

"I think Twitter was designed specifically with me in mind just my humble opinion hahhhahaaaahaaa humble hahahahhahaahaaaa"

"Don't you hate when girls send you a picture of ... anything other themselves!!!"

"11 YSL suits I have to try on before 2mrw morning... thats what I like to call good problems!! hahahahaaa"

"Why is this girl showing me pictures of her Mom rt now hahhahahaaa hey I don't know what to say about this .... let me see more of you!!!"

"I can't believe I let these swedish girls use my Twitter hahahahaaa"

"I don't own own a phone so no tweets in the club... lap tops are hard to dance with hahahahaaha"

"N***a my screen is 13 feeeeeet #DONTTALKTOME!!!!"

"HEADED TO THE CLUB..... these tweets were made of real bits of panther!!!!"

"I wake up everyday and say - I'm trying my best to stay out my own way"

"Don't you hate it when you say bye to someone then yall get on the elevator together and it's like, now what?? Awkwaaard"

"In life... Sometimes you gotta just wait for the next elevator"

"I'd rather regret doing something than regret not doing something"

"Balenciaga said I can get no discount but what they failed to remember is... I don't need no discount!!! hahahaa"

"Some days I'm feeling super positive ... some days I'm feeling super stunty .. but I'm always feeling it!!! BAM!!! #BESTTWEETOFALLTIME!!!"

"You can really tell peoples personality or lack there of on twitter. I ain't saying no names but alot of people you thought was live is lame"

"She asked me why I'm so dressed up?... I told her, "cause I'm not headed to the gym right now.""

"Don't you hate when people clap to loud in the car ... it's like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa"

"On set of the movie... this doe just refuses to sit still... I told the deer... "what would Bambi do?" & she looked at me like I was crazy"

"Me and jay bout to drop a 5 song album called "Watch the Throne""

"She asked when is fashion week.... uuuum...I thought it was every week??!!"

"Take in a movie. Have a nice lunch. Smile. Take your kids to the park. Walk your dogs. #LIFEISTHEEVENT ...I'll provide the soundtrack : )" (might be my favorite tbh)

"My favorite unit of measurement is 'a s*** load'"

"How much is a s*** load exactly? I'm assuming it's more than a piss load."

"I've just seen some life changers walking down the street... I'm going to be a better person because of what you and those heels are doing"

"You make me wanna take showers and brush my teeth lol #FASHIONNIGHT"

"Man these is all future wifey types yo!!!! #FASHIONNIGHT"

"Have the microphones ready, have the tracks ready, have the drinks ready, have your outfits ready, have your jewelry ready ..."

"You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end"

"Do you ever take the time to enjoy your memories?"

"Loved ones, lost ones..."

"There's sounds I see and colors I hear ... there's vision I feel that are just becoming clear"

"Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally"

"I hate when people give you a compliment and a request in the same email."

"Please separate the emails so I can respond to the compliment and ignore the request, don't want to have to just ignore both lol!!!"

"In the studio with Jay and B. Beyonce just explained to me that lip dressers are better known as make up artist lol"

"Don't you hate when people call you by your name when they talk to you... when you talk to me call me baby or babe if it's business"

"Seems like I miss my love ones the most when I stare out the jet window... There's a nostalgia in the skyscraper lights"

"The same thoughts that haunt me when I'm alone inspire me in front of a crowd... which demon or angel do I want to use tonight?"

"Memories have to be our most painful blessing"

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"

"Sometimes I get the usage of puns and double en- tundras mixed up. I know sometimes one thing can be both. Rap God issues!!! LOL!!!!"

"I've got question about "the illuminati" ... what is it exactly ???... and why do people think pop stars have a membership???!!! LOL"

"Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing... do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for?"

"What's better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid... Does lucifer return text... is he or she on Skype? Don't wanna be sexist"

"You have to balance ignorance with intellect! Can't have school with out recess! #Greatesttweetofalltime"

"Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples"

"I just threw some bassoon on this muthafucka"

"Sometimes I fuk with my Timbs on"

"Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though"

holy s***

just so everyone know, he did not tweet this about ariana

thread fell off

you fell off

on ktt1 we used to be besties

facts

then you switched up (ur avi)