Ava

5y

He was in one of my classes last semester. He was pretty quiet, raised his hand a few times to try to answer questions but never got called on. Mostly people tried to act normal around him so he didn't feel uncomfortable or anything. Anyway, one day his phone rings and the ringtone is some rare Pusha T track that sounded like nothing anyone had ever heard before. S*** was Godly.

Ye is trying to get his phone out of his pocket to answer. The class is going bananas: turnt the f*** up off this new Pusha. The professor yells "TURN THAT S*** OFF!".

Dead silence.

Yeezy and the professor lock eyes. Solid 15 seconds of staredown and the lights go out. Gasps and murmurs from the class. A booming voice fills the auditorium: loud and distorted like it's being broadcast through a P.A. system.

"EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T, EVERYTHING IS PUSHA T"

The lights flip back on. At the front of the class, the professor is gone. In his place is standing Pusha T. All eyes move to the seat Kanye was sitting in...Pusha T. That's when I realized I wasn't sitting in a seat anymore, I was sitting in Pusha T's lap. I hopped up and tried to bolt for the door (which was also Pusha T) when I realized I couldn't move my feet because my shoes were now Pusha T. I opened my mouth and attempted to draw in a breath of air, but there was only Pusha T.

Only Pusha T.

Everything was Pusha T.

DEL634

5y

@python

Knilz

5y

fire

DEL634

5y

How many of these do you have in your collection?

stillness

5y

should’ve made two grilled cheeses man f***

QrOv

5y

Too young for me!

NobodyWins

5y

EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW (this embed worked earlier so if it doesn’t I quit)

Every tongue confess (same f***ing gif)

DONDA will release August 6th, 2021 at 12:00 am est no delay

Jesus is lorddddd

Work you dumb c***