like my love life yay!

this is very important….

SAVE ME

I’m reporting you

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to o*****. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly c***every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

donda august 6th

He’s very polite

:/

Why the leash on his collar tho? you can choke him, he needs a harness! Cute tho ‼️‼️

Alexa blocked who’s next

Donda is one of my favorite albums. Not only that, but Junya sounds amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my earholes to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, thumpy, hot thuds of bass down my cochlea. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with Donda all over my phone and slobber running down my neck, hair all f***ed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your donda….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

its pete rock

kanye

one two

okay

im kidding lol

donda august 6th

😳😳😳

Cantvreadthis

Swizz told me let the pete rock

i might c**

LMAO nice