CoqStar

5y

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

CDDenimFlow

5y

Okay I am going to sleep now.

Hope tomorrow I wake up to some news.

Better be some news.

AeezusYe

5y

Boy your c***is yellow

CLB Drunk Driver

5y

Donda on streaming now

AeezusYe

5y

Boy your c***is yellow

xxxkiraxxx

5y

Did I miss something today?

p apollo

5y

I can’t even look myself in the mirror anymore

AeezusYe

5y

Boy your c***is yellow

Weekend KaTeezy

5y

'when you said get me a ring, you really meant a ring hanh'

im curious as to what ye thought she meant LOL

xxxkiraxxx

5y

Did I miss something today?

Weekend KaTeezy

5y

'when you said get me a ring, you really meant a ring hanh'

im curious as to what ye thought she meant LOL

Nessy

5y

Cock ring he was a freak back then

Mandolin Man

5y

There has to be a cloud of confusion over NYC after so many people checked their phones when they saw those billboards saying DONDA STREAMING NOW.

CoqStar

5y

Ring like a phone call

Weekend KaTeezy

5y

'when you said get me a ring, you really meant a ring hanh'

im curious as to what ye thought she meant LOL

youknownow

5y

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youknownow

5y

If I’ve ever made you smile please give me a follow on ktt2