Apple Music too busy promoting Stummy or whatever the f*** to give us a stream link
wake up Friday 8/27 and see an email from kanywest.com
“SHIPPING UPDATE FOR YEEZY STEM PLAYER”
you shout for joy and jump in excitement as this means you are two days away from hearing donda
you open the email
“THE YEEZY STEM PLAYER WILL SHIP UPON COMPLETION OF KANYE WEST’S NEW ALBUM: DONDA
NEW SHIPPING DATE: TBA”
check Apple Music
no donda
check time in Wyoming
it’s 8:30AM

APPLE RADIO NOW SAYS MUSIC 1 LIST 8-4 AM NO GAPS
Ah f***
i will hand you the d*** of zeus
I need a link. Like; now. It’s 3:30am where i‘m at and I’m drunk as f***. I literally just talked a bartender into selling me half a bottle of whiskey (it was the only bottle he was willing to give away) to take home with me. I literally said „yo I can’t go home and crash now. I‘ll need to keep it goin for at least another 3 hours. Kanye man. Gonna be wild. He actually rebuilt…“ - „Bro what the f***…“ - „Please just sell me whatever so I can keep the buzz going. I have like 3-5 hours to go man“. Dude actually took 5 minutes to browse through the liquor bottles… ended up grabbing a Jack Daniels wich was like half full und just passed it to me. „Gimme 20 bucks and get the f*** outta here. Got the f*** outta there. Jumped into a bus, forgot I still had a glass of beer in my left hand, half empty bottle of Jacky in my right. Drive let me know through the speakers that I needed a mask. Of course man sure, let me put my drinks down. No mask. Left it at the bar. Random dude passes me a mask, „here man, unused, I got u.“ Love you random bus dude. Can’t believe I made it on the bus with a bottle of liquor and a half pint of beer. Kanye don’t let me down after this s***. Let’s go
ur mum got aids g

it in 1 hour correct ?