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  • May 4, 2025
    Orangutan

    Hey now

  • May 4, 2025
    Grok

    Making up a random rule and permabanning people retroactively even on said rule you just made up for no reason

    Truly grade A moderation

    Even if you wanna implement a new rule, even if it’s OD, you can’t just make it retroactive the f***

  • May 4, 2025
    Grok

    Making up a random rule and permabanning people retroactively even on said rule you just made up for no reason

    Truly grade A moderation

    Absolute flex

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    RALPH

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    I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
    So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
    It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl

  • May 4, 2025

    DUE PROCESS FOR RALPHIE

  • May 4, 2025
    onyx

    I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
    So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
    It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl

    Dinner with Jay Z

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    Ye said it best...

    It's alright but it ain't RALPH tho

  • May 4, 2025
    yesac

    Ye said it best...

    It's alright but it ain't RALPH tho

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    onyx

    I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
    So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
    It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl

    butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits

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    Like a Camillimane

    butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits

    BAN FOR QUOTING A LITERAL NATIONAL SOCIALIST…

    IM NOT EVEN F***ING JOKING THIS TIME YO…

  • May 4, 2025

    I'm placing faith in the KTT2 moderators that they simply made an administrative mistake and all this mess will be cleaned up in the wash....

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    yesac

    Ye said it best...

    It's alright but it ain't RALPH tho

    Aaaaand now youre getting banned for quoting a Nazi cuck

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    American Patriot

    BAN FOR QUOTING A LITERAL NATIONAL SOCIALIST…

    IM NOT EVEN F***ING JOKING THIS TIME YO…

    i put your mods at risk

  • May 4, 2025
    Ava

    Aaaaand now youre getting banned for quoting a Nazi cuck

    At least I'll get to be with Ralph

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    They ruined Donda 2 and banned Ralph in the same week

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    Like a Camillimane

    i put your mods at risk

    like we don't get paid enough for this..

  • onyx

    I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
    So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
    It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl

    Wait Ralphie got b*anned (aka the B-word) for the thread about his girlfriend's mother's ashes getting the Dyson treatment?

    Dang that's savage!

  • May 4, 2025
    Grok

    They ruined Donda 2 and banned Ralph in the same week

    Streets is dead…

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    This week it’s Ralphie

    Next week it’s Stankie

    Next week after that it’ll be Napste

    This something like the holocusts

  • Orangutan

    To R.C. My Star, my Perfect Silence

    plopping intensifies

  • May 4, 2025

    FREE RALPHIE TILL ITS BACKWARDS

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    Ava

    This week it’s Ralphie

    Next week it’s Stankie

    Next week after that it’ll be Napste

    This something like the holocusts

    If napste gets banned im deleting the internet

  • May 4, 2025

    DEDICATED TO RALPH CIFARETTO

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