You seeing how they are conditioned to respond to you right?

Chris Pratt

the devil

Vibes are back

Yup

Yup

Thats what im sayin

twitter got too many classics. At this rate it will probably surpass it though

"You must be a small, oddly cropped jpg of spongebob's default expression if you think we f***ing"
Me:

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts... NOW!

Dorks.

Where's the headline. Where's the headline hoes ???

they said this was @Kenig

That post about liberals hating him for 20 years was almost exactly the kind of s*** my q-pilled uncle texts me

If he would’ve kept that s*** up longer I prob would’ve gotten his ass sending me a YouTube link to All Falls Down with a thinking emoji

DON’T DO SKETE

Yeah lol

„Was“?

Do you think jokes about mental health are funny?

CalmYe and Kris Jong Un was the same night !!!

100%

S*** makes me laugh

this album is not dropping we are living in hell

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