Roy Woods album sales

Go strangle you a goat, big dawg.

Felt a jolt in my bed this morning, a sort of in between state of sleep and wakefulness.

In my hypnagogia, this absolutely bizarre Latin phrase kept echoing, endlessly looping, in what sounded like the air around me. It was as if some vinyl record was played in reverse, or maybe stuck on the end groove, and trying to tell me something. Couldn't make it out though, the damn thing.

I can wiggle my toes now, I'm not in sleep paralysis it seems. Yet I still hear it. A little clearer now, I must admit.

Over by the window it's coming from. I don't open my eyes yet because I f***ing hate the sun. But that's for sure where the source is.

I could be up and about, making coffee, doing a line, amphetamines, the gambit. And yet here I am, just sitting here like an armadillo too stupid to cross the road and pummeled by a suburban.

God DAMMIT, what in the f*** is that?

Loi Uubus Andum Sdei???

My c*** wife is calling for me now, I should have been up and writing an hour ago. It'd be a miracle if she made the damn coffee for me, and the way I actually like it.

Oh that's.. That's not Latin at all, is it?

God dammit the typewriter is screeching at the f***ing window. The muses don't have time for it, all 9 of them. Oh, that's it! It's in Greek, then?

I don't know what Greek sounds like.

My eyes are open now. The wife tripped over a coat hanger and the coffee's every-fucking where. Not black like I asked for, I can already tell without looking down at the floor. She knows I hate cream. She hates when I type.

How in the god-damned f*** can I still hear it if I'm awake?

Roy Woods Album Sales?

Is that supposed to be some f***ing anagram? Gematria? Do I give a single fairy's c***-hair until I've had my coffee Black, no sugar?

The window is open, looks like someone shattered it while I was asleep. The curtains are doing a coke-fueled aerial silk dance routine, listening to the heavy winds. At 8:51 AM no less!

My wife can be such a crybaby. She still hasn't moved since dropping the tray. Catatonic. She hates therapy but won't leave me. I don't understand it, so I write about it. She knows well and good she's nothing but a cold syrup I gently dip into the back funnel of my Royal Quiet De Luxe. I know this because she's told me this to my face. She seems to enjoy it. Nothing makes sense. Who the f*** is Roy Woods?

Not sure how it all works but could a MV for Luther or 30 for 30 push it to number 1 on BB?

Embarrassed yourself by posting a tweet from over a decade ago jfc

i think outside of that bruno mars/gaga song nothing else is in the way.

Now would be the perfect time to drop the MV. Luther’s easily reaching a billion streams

yeah and it's also the most played on radio. It's a easy 1 if they push it.

Knowing Kendrick he’ll release the MV the same week as Weeknd’s album lol He always a week or two late

tbh depending on how bad bunny album drops, he might get up there too. He is dropping in a week. He needs to go back to un verano sin ti sound tho for him to pop off like that again

???

hitsdailydouble.com/sales_plus_streaming

this is pointing to last week still?

nvm, updated

People get sick of seeing the same things win over and over. Last Christmas might take it for a few years before Mariah goes back on top. Both great songs tho so I’m not mad either way

Punch f***ed up Sza’s rollout. She should of did way more.

Should've been released as a separate tape too

TDE survived off the pure talent of its artists because it sure as hell was not the marketing.

once her team became aware of the meme of her "defrosting" it's become so forced and corny. that Fortnite s*** was a death rattle for that song tbh

Great numbers for sza

Question: If an artist releases the same song on two different albums, do the sales of that song count toward both albums?

If I’m not mistaken, the songs on the greatest hits album get counted towards the greatest hits collection rather than the album they come from.

For instance, all streams for rockstar would count towards The Diamond Collection, but the intro song on beerbongs & bentleys still counts towards B&B

Now that Christmas is out of the way..