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  • Feb 3, 2020
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    patat

    More like david got fed up of everyone saying hes old so he posted a pic

    I always assumed he was like 35 lol

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    Noir

    I didn't read the whole thread so all I'm getting out of it is

    1. Post inscrutable Kendrick lines
    2. ?
    3. ¿
    4. Posters accusing each other of being white, demanding pics to prove ethnicity

    I’m white dude

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Noir

    I always assumed he was like 35 lol

    Tbh

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
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    BD32

    I like kendrick but you didn't even pick his worst line in the song

    "One, two, three, four, five
    I am the greatest rapper alive"

    at least this makes sense lol

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    DAVIDP

    that's not me bro

    don’t be ashamed bro i’m here for u

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    at least this makes sense lol

    That's way more forced than the pi s***

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    I'm HD, causin' photo theft
    My AC antifreeze gotta—that part

    this whole verse lmao

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Indicud

    don’t be ashamed bro i’m here for u

    u seen a pic of me before tho

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020

    Gonna go to sleep now

    I expect to wake to notifications of kendrick stans quoting this post with thesis papers on what each syllable means when stylized in iambic pentameter

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    Thread awfully quiet

    Noticing a clear lack of explanations for these Fibonacci Sequence bars I been posting

    Fibonacci sequence bars 😭

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Slingshot

    Kendrick fans hilarious. Mf could drop a song exactly like this tomorrow

    Kendrick would come on the mic as some dusty instrumental starts

    ***"aye. look..(alien voice"yeaa i already said i was gon f*** youuuuu upppp") aye...

    "i caress you in castor oil, My radar showing no signs of resentment, I face the curse of the earth of the birth and moon of the first verse of this worse burden. I had this lil B**** (voice crack trembles, you can hear him jump up in the booth from anger) named lupe on my radar screaming, yea i said his name u thought i wasnt gon say it haha.

    well instead i split the atoms with quick reaction my vintage action on splittin patty wagons with different magnum revolvers blastin!"


    (richard pryor sample plays, white audience listener at home starts to go nuts with hype and type online so fast his finger snap into pieces, trying so hard to convince you it made sense that veins begin bursting onto the dorm room floor)

    Bruh im wheezing

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    KingGuwop

    Bruh im wheezing

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Why OP so mad about Kendrick tonight? Did Kendrick stans set him off? That's like getting bullied by the chess club.

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
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    Noir

    Why OP so mad about Kendrick tonight? Did Kendrick stans set him off? That's like getting bullied by the chess club.

    far from mad my man I just been laughing the whole time

  • lowkey like 20-30% of kendrick's lines just make absolutely no sense whatsoever

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Slingshot

    far from mad my man I just been laughing the whole time

    That's cool. I am too man, it's just KTT.

    Idk, if I got hung up on what "makes sense" and what doesn't in lyricism I wouldn't be able to listen to Frank Ocean or Bob Dylan or a lot of great lyricists. Sometimes words conjure up s*** that they don't literally say on the page through the way they sound/feel (connotation vs denotation). That's pretty much what poetry is.

    A lot of hip hop listeners aren't about that though and it's fine.

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    Noir

    That's cool. I am too man, it's just KTT.

    Idk, if I got hung up on what "makes sense" and what doesn't in lyricism I wouldn't be able to listen to Frank Ocean or Bob Dylan or a lot of great lyricists. Sometimes words conjure up s*** that they don't literally say on the page through the way they sound/feel (connotation vs denotation). That's pretty much what poetry is.

    A lot of hip hop listeners aren't about that though and it's fine.

    can you please just tell me what Crab and Oyster with gorgeous abortions means

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    BD32

    I like kendrick but you didn't even pick his worst line in the song

    "One, two, three, four, five
    I am the greatest rapper alive"

    Taking it out of context

    I put my foot on the gas, head on the floor
    Hoppin' out before the vehicle crash, I'm on a roll
    Yellin', "One, two, three, four, five
    I am the greatest rapper alive"
    So damn great, motherfucker, I've died

    He's literally counting to 5 before the car crashes, that's a cool imagery

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
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    NIPPLES

    Taking it out of context

    I put my foot on the gas, head on the floor
    Hoppin' out before the vehicle crash, I'm on a roll
    Yellin', "One, two, three, four, five
    I am the greatest rapper alive"
    So damn great, motherfucker, I've died

    He's literally counting to 5 before the car crashes, that's a cool imagery

    lemme just go to sleep I really cant w yall rn

  • Feb 3, 2020

    Ad-lib fans have the worst views on rap

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Noir

    I didn't read the whole thread so all I'm getting out of it is

    1. Post inscrutable Kendrick lines
    2. ?
    3. ¿
    4. Posters accusing each other of being white, demanding pics to prove ethnicity

    #4 is what’s making this site corny lmao it’s in every thread damn near. Sound like hitler

  • Feb 3, 2020
    NIPPLES

    Taking it out of context

    I put my foot on the gas, head on the floor
    Hoppin' out before the vehicle crash, I'm on a roll
    Yellin', "One, two, three, four, five
    I am the greatest rapper alive"
    So damn great, motherfucker, I've died

    He's literally counting to 5 before the car crashes, that's a cool imagery

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    lemme just go to sleep I really cant w yall rn

    "So damn great, motherfucker, I've died"

    He literally tells you that he died after hoppin out the vehicle
    Some of you can't comprehend simple lyrics

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
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  • Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    why is this site so funny today

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