CLB BMO

2y

Drake has 4 objective classics culturally speaking

SFG(Crown of the mixtape era), Take Care(the one casuals see as his best work), NWTS(his deep cut album with his best introspective lyrics and production), Views (2016 nostalgia has allowed it to reach this level)

Kendrick has 2 objective classics

GKMC (still played to this day and considered his most concise project by casuals) and TBAP. Morale aint move the needle like that and DAMN has aged horribly

mos def

2y

Hottest tracks on views were pop tracks

Feel no ways, with you, faithful, controlla, one dance, too good, summers over, hotline bling

niketech

2y

exactly

even if you look at the singles for NWTS + take care

those weren’t hip hop records and that’s fine but stop trynna depict yourself as the best urban wordsmith when you could easily just take the throne as biggest urban wordsmith

chief

2y

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a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

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player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
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oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

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slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
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You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
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trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
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sewers in search of your git.

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mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
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that is the name of a
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ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns
all day if the other inmates would let you.

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deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
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galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.

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You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
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spouse be blessed with many b******s.

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in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of h****
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.

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are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

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that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
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Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.

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cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
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self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent,
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unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially- ed, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

P.S I don't like you.

niketech

2y

problem is no one considers those hip hop classics

just like no one considers 808’s a hip hop classic

so saying you are greatest rapper of all time when you have 0 objective hip hop classics is tough

WhitneyPains

2y

It really pains you that Drake has like seven classics?

• Take Care
• Nothing Was The Same
• IYRTITL
• So Far Gone
• Care Package
• Views
• FATD

megamorter

2y

Drake being the greatest rapper alive is the most wild statement I have ever heard

Dude is like #20 at best

CLB BMO

2y

Drake has 4 objective classics culturally speaking

SFG(Crown of the mixtape era), Take Care(the one casuals see as his best work), NWTS(his deep cut album with his best introspective lyrics and production), Views (2016 nostalgia has allowed it to reach this level)

Kendrick has 2 objective classics

GKMC (still played to this day and considered his most concise project by casuals) and TBAP. Morale aint move the needle like that and DAMN has aged horribly

CLB BMO

2y

Drake has 4 objective classics culturally speaking

SFG(Crown of the mixtape era), Take Care(the one casuals see as his best work), NWTS(his deep cut album with his best introspective lyrics and production), Views (2016 nostalgia has allowed it to reach this level)

Kendrick has 2 objective classics

GKMC (still played to this day and considered his most concise project by casuals) and TBAP. Morale aint move the needle like that and DAMN has aged horribly

guldg2

2y

we calling views a classic now

megamorter

2y

give me Ghostface against Drake ANY F***ING DAY

WeDontTrustYou

2y

I'm definitely about to come around the Lang gang and let my f***ing bowel move

niketech

2y

ngl 808’s and heartbreak really created this beef we have today

this s*** is actually ye’s fault fr

megamorter

2y

don't even get me started to be honest

I been kicking and screaming that hip hop has been getting commercialized and given to white people for years

then they gave fashion to LVMH

people just called me a hater for years and now, when its too f***ing late, everybody's on board

megamorter

2y

give me Ghostface against Drake ANY F***ING DAY

Kee

2y

The nostalgia surrounding 2016 is straight up overrated af.

niketech

2y

i just posted this but

nigggas got mad at ye for dropping 808’s. i was young at the time

i actually get it now that im older