HURRYUP HYKEEM

2y

Think he's also a bri'ish

Block Muteson

2y

I'm gonna recount this so people know

Last night Viet and Real were sounding bomb sirens for the nuke. For hours. People like iHype turn up who have been MIA for a week.

Drake is dropping hints to streamers. Ak leaves the show early. Mal is glazing. Kai Cenat has to stay on to debut the song. Aidin Ross is tapped in. People are calling him a "horror auteur" and "Jason Vorhees".

Drake drops a full music video. 7 minutes, beat switches, he's bringing out props. DSPs, clean version, he's teasing a buried alive spoof. Drake stans flood the beef thread, elated. Zack from Birmingham is screaming.

20 minutes later Kendrick dropped meet the grahams and all that was dead

Block Muteson

2y

I'm gonna recount this so people know

Last night Viet and Real were sounding bomb sirens for the nuke. For hours. People like iHype turn up who have been MIA for a week.

Drake is dropping hints to streamers. Ak leaves the show early. Mal is glazing. Kai Cenat has to stay on to debut the song. Aidin Ross is tapped in. People are calling him a "horror auteur" and "Jason Vorhees".

Drake drops a full music video. 7 minutes, beat switches, he's bringing out props. DSPs, clean version, he's teasing a buried alive spoof. Drake stans flood the beef thread, elated. Zack from Birmingham is screaming.

20 minutes later Kendrick dropped meet the grahams and all that was dead

Clipaveli The Don

2y

That line just feels weird now. Like it feels like he was going to start by going the “you filed a police report after you got robbed” but now it feels like he just dropped the nuke early

Bo Ceephus

2y

It absolutely was lmfao

Mf made a whole video about it and then said I'm going on vacation you're dead like 6 times.

Drake fully intended for that to be it.

Now he gotta drag his ass back into the studio again instead of going off to relax somewhere

Gosh

2y

I just posted a selfie on IG with this caption

“ Sandra, sit down, what I'm about to say is heavy, now listen
Mm-mm, your son's a sick man with sick thoughts, I think niggas like him should die
Him and Weinstein should get f***ed up in a cell for the rest they life”

Block Muteson

2y

You popped up in here to celebrate lol

Sonic Winter

2y

What do you mean no more

azefoiahzff9861934

2y

you move like an indian or a russian on reddit

OVO Steve Carell

2y

kendrick fans will try their best to deflect from the domestic abuse allegations

OVO Steve Carell

2y

kendrick fans will try their best to deflect from the domestic abuse allegations

Slingshot

2y

It is a long sleepless night down Bridal Path. Drake’s fingers are restless. He simply HAS to get out one last IG post before he actually hits the booth. He was planning on piping Ja’Melle from Victoria’s Secret one last time before actually taking that plunge post-euphoria. He thought he had much more time. But it’s okay, after this IG post he’s right there.

He takes a swig of his self-branded liquor. A portion of it spills over his bottom lip as he attempts to swallow. Wet chest. At least his pecs are looking healthy.

He picks the phone up from his lap and begins to motion toward his favorite app. The phone starts scrolling and glitching out on its own. He shudders. Is the ghost of Kendrick attacking him metaphysically? Prince’s ghost? Oh it’s just a drop of liquor on the phone screen. He wipes the phone off his awesome new 1 for 1 limited edition Nike sweats and glances back toward the for you page. A 50 cent post was liked on accident.

Before he could a***yze whether the post was worth cosigning or not, a loud bang erupts from the hallows of the decorated studio entrance room. 5’6 in stature, dark in aura, large in terror, Kendrick is here. Fight, begin.

BIG lifeline

2y

typically youre a funny poster but this is just projection atp