i would consider self harm if someone said this to me

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Bro really liked a post asking why is no one bumping his music 😭😭😭😭

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Bro saw that new ho king thing and was fuming

When Michael died, there were all these rumors
that Malnick was actually Blanket's biological father.
He used to buy the seed.
Which is crazy.
And it was such a crazy rumor that Al Malnick
thought it took it upon himself to go on the Today Show to refute this fact, which is crazy.
I am not Blanket's biological father.
Now, by the way, this dude, Al Malnick, we haven't told you to look him up,
and you could if you wanted to, and maybe you should.
But I will say this.
He looks like the cat lady but man version.
Yeah, he's crazy looking.
He's crazy looking.
He's got his cheeks are in his eye sockets.
That's actually, no, he looks, there's another, I can't remember who he is,
but there's another cat lady but man guy that's an online influencer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
He looks like that guy.
Yeah, he looks like that guy, but I'm gonna say it, Jewish.
Well, I don't understand, how could you tell just for physical features?
And he's got way more of like rimless Dior sunglasses.
He's rimless Dior.
Yeah, it's kind of a cool vibe.
But so he goes on the Today Show, God Bless America, and refutes that claim.
He claims that he met Michael Jackson through Brett Ratner.
And that Brett called him out of the blue one day and was like,
Michael really wants to see your house because he's a big property guy
and he thinks that your house looks amazing and he wants to see it.
Okay, that's probably how rich people like.
That doesn't make sense.
That does not make any sense.
Who does that?
Michael Jackson and you're like, damn, I want to go see a mansion in Miami?
I guess it's true because you're Michael, you have the craziest house, right?
Maybe he's got lots of passages.
Do you think he's got an orangutan?
Are you a Michael Jackson guy?
Do you like Michael Jackson?
Yeah, I mean, I like Michael Jackson as much as, you know,
I couldn't say any honesty that there's been a period of my life
where I've listened to a lot of Michael Jackson.
Sure.
But yeah, I mean, it's good.
I don't really like his music.
I just kind of more like his vibe.
He always gave me just good vibes.
Okay, regardless, for the next decade or so,
Michael is like in and out of the Melnick household in Miami.
He's like hanging out there all the time with his kids.
This is a quote from Al.
Michael Jackson soon became close friends with my son, Shareef.
Oh, by the way, Al Melnick's son, his real name is Mike,
but he changed it to Shareef.
You'd think he would do the opposite because of his relationship with Michael.
Okay, so some of those blog spots think it's because he was trying to marry
to get into with the Saudi mafia.

• TrueAnon, Episode 328

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No one?

Ohhh!

all i know is the next weeknd album gonna go crazy

it was already gonna go crazy, but even more so now

My mom said if Kendrick drops before 10 I can stay up an extra hour

"Give me everything, or nothing at all"

• 007

Tonight....

That foo keeps getting better and better 😂

Bro’s name was Big Early, what did you expect?

Word on the street is Drake is getting ready to push the red button any second now

If the post isn't from a Turquoise avy user, and ALSO doesn't contain a 🧩🦚 in it?

Discard the post

if no video drops tn we banning slingshot

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