is this david guetta? he's looking old as s*** im not gonna lie

Wait a second this is from 2022???

Naaaaaaah

I don’t usually say this but if you like this song your 100% a npc

There’s no way around it I’m afraid

Man I’ve had some of the worst food in my life at 3am at Jack in the box

I always go back though

you can call me an NPC because no you cant play me 💯

Ah nothing better than Euro-Amerikan "EDM" normiepop that "interpolates" the basic melody of an old eurodance song ('specially if't has already meme value) (GFOTY did it better btw (?)), ah it seems already quite a nigh decad (dickhead? decade?) ago that the almighty seppo found out 'bout that shieet, drumming up forgotton hasbeens like J.Lo out of the woodwork for an already forgottem! cumback, or a Jason Derülo (umlaut! – who by the bye also had something of a come-back on the ticktocks on the clock and the party donut stop noo ohohohwahoh! – but only a genx boomer like meself would refer to that, some peripheral gossip from a few years back snooping on the fellowkids, retained as if current knoledge for the me-so-hip!) – (of course I won't say nothing of Pilpull and Florida, who were a bit of a microgêne unto their owen) – and fly out the eurotrashiest of the franco-swedo-dutch deejays who'd long foregong their originary genres to do the pop for the charts and for the kids (mental kids mind you: los gringos – en el parque, son muy afortunados – that's dangerous liaisons for you pochx's, but not the Choderlosdelaclos kind), the Ghuettoes and the Chestoes, for the – but this seems like le (whoa! longpast by now!) cheuggy millennial (perennial: perineum: tougher than Nigerian hair: Nair: want to be, wantobe, modernaire!) stereotype – for the usonian "rave" cioè libertanical (I'm portmanteauing libertine, with the puri-, monsieur) desert instaparty (#instagoals #instalife: that is a reference for the ktt1's (kady tee once)) in particolored fetishwear (but liber- tanical I had said) (go go raver go!), but all this, all this, so hasbeen, ne'ertheless still sortakinda going on, the revival of a fewyearsback, like the (of a few years back) revival of songs of a few years back en tant que meme (but perhaps my mistake hanging in the youtubes then of what doubtless were a horde of zoomiebabbies lacking the soul of genius and only capable of remixing and hybridizing in the most vulgar architectural-postmodernical fashun), but now the unironical newsincerical metamodernical (but save that for a midwittical video-essai – no' yet dead yet either) revival of a fewyearsback song thanx to the ticktocks (like, a.a.f.y.b [already-a-few-years-back], the increasèd popolarity of Unlock It (lock-it-lock-it-lock-it! – add that one to your sissyhypno compilations, now that I think've it); and Cholly too is guilty of the above, way above (but the pretext was it was my sellout phase?), with Used to Know Me :: Gotta Show Me... Love, that is – oftenenoughindeed someoneelse will've already used the same "interpolation" (was that J.(Derü)lo in this case?), audaciously enough like huh i don't even), yeah thanx China (to say nothing of all the sexual subversion), oh Pindostani Atlanticism comes to an end and Communism arrives from the future but not like this not at the cost of the cultural life of every innocent girlchild! (I mean, cheah, I know chingiz always been trash, noöne's a greater combatter of nostalgia than I, and I remember when the lil chits used to exchange the few mp3s (Ridin' Dirty, e.g.) they had and their (dumb)phones could carry over the bluetooth – things are both equally bad and getting much worse, no contradiction there, a mere antinomy, often misspelt as antimony) (but you get it: I digress: it's terrible!) – and someone itt had already said it better than I, not "normiepop" as I supra, but "npc" (and someone else: "like capitalism"; ditto: "H&M ahh music"; – woe by the bye unto he who may think that this here fulmination (in part b/c of my citing others jn) might be a.i.-degenerated, I can do so much more, better; fulmination, I say, that would've been sufficingly better as a response of the kind "Kinda tired of pretending this isn't [insert &c. but sort of succinctly expressing sentiments expressed in the herein]"), EDMPC, NPC Music (dusthead checkin in gatekeepin' the pc music and with fine taste for discrimination saying that's not hyperpop that came later a degeneration a weak imitation the bro- version, but bro is a deydem, and remember bubblegum bass (fantano, a latecomer who never got it, is old enough to remember), term that was never officially acknowledged I don't think but in time and place was authentically used and not an ahistorical rebrand mandela-kuleshov effect), ah but it's tiring now annoying I'll stop, but this is what I had to say (some would clout this up for a substack, I'm too nobly noncrafty idiotic for that), oh the vulgar vulgar herd (there is poptimism, the gays™ with taste, so called, and there's this; we are not the same), all lobottoming and no ἔρως-σχολή makes them very very dull indeed, demi-vierges bougred by demiougros, that it was all one sentence was unintentional but it comes with the territory, welcome to my island! may U live 2 see the dawn (the beautiful ones can have a schöne seele and they're out there, however few, incommunicado this commun'ty: the closed community vs. the open society, leavin'... &c. &c., l'aperto del cerchio è dall'altro mondo, il paradiso, amore, fuori).

I’m blue b****