Would make Bay of Pigs look like a nice day at the beach

exceptional plan guys go right ahead

HOWLING if true

So what he’s been saying for a week now

How is this dumber than W Bush man.

Bush gave the mission accomplished speech what like 40 days after the start of Iraq?

Now along that same time line Trumps gonna give his “mission accomplished now everyone else go clean it up” speech

The Germans were idiots with their wunderwaffen, luckily we Americans have epic commando operations!

Really scared for this speech

he’s probably gonna claim iran war is a democratic hoax

elite sopranos reference

Bro doesn’t even sound excited about this s*** its over

about to be yap city

slop incoming

'thE something'

Don't be. He's just gonna talk s*** and suck his own d***. Nothing serious. Not even gonna watch. Ill just play crimson desert.

We cant take care of our own people right now! We have to send money to israel and kill people!

Sounds like Trump wants to start cleaning house. Hes floating firing Leavitt and Bondi now. He loves throwing his own folks under the bus.

Comedy is illegal again

He never even made it to the skit we truly want to see him do

So glad I shorted im actually about to make alot of money off this f***ing moron

what do you short?

Different things tbh. Right now s&p futures. Not recommending stock advice because good God is the market irrational all the time now.

Gold and silver have been volatile so I made a decent penny off them.

Really when trump speaks you can just pick a sector that the US generally considers "powerful" and one of their main economy boosters and you can make money timing it.

Tbf im kinda new to shorting. I used to be a day trader and did alright for a college kid a few years ago. Then pivoted in meme stocks and what not. Had big wins and losses.

But right now, just shorting s*** that I know get volatile everytime trump speaks. Really I watched Epstein himself say he made quite alot shorting oil futures and have been starting to look into doing it myself. Don't know if I'll short that necessarily but trading oil futures.

taking advice from jeffrey huh

The guy had all the cheat codes. The least I could do is see if his investment strategy was bullshit or not.