Knx

6mo

That’s assault

Undisclosed

6mo

Ok I did it

sarxoid

6mo

I already kissed my partner, our daughter, and my niece. I'll kiss then again when I get home, tho!

Rock Mudson

5mo

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This just in, on Wednesday December 6th dozens of 30 year old men across the globe were locked up attempting to kiss women on trains, on buses, and in various Starbucks locations. Many of them were sporting Red Octobers and wearing shiesties. Other commonalities included bringing up Spotify Wrapped as a pick up strategy as well as cribbing Drake lines. If you are a single female minding your own business, please be on the lookout for anyone wearing Free Larry Hoover merchandise.

Stay tuned for other stories at the top of the hour. Who is the fugitive known only as "Yt Broski"? Why do racists watch basketball? And finally, jerking off: you forgot to ask me if you could do that.