Mar 5, 2021I'd never do this to a child.... Then laugh at them crying wtf
Mar 5, 2021There should be a KTT rule where only Singh is allowed to report the news. Every other Twitter thread is botched so badly.
- Mar 5, 2021
Make Singh official KTT spokesperson. Dude low key deserves it.
- Mar 5, 2021
KINI’ll never understand why people do this
Mar 5, 2021
Mar 5, 2021ALPHABEARFr we only rocking with Apex Predators on this forum, nothing less. S/o to @Husherman
If ya grandma put cake on ya face, u gotta pistol whip her bad leg in the party to assert dominance.
- Mar 5, 2021
Stupidest birthday tradition on earth lol
Mar 5, 2021·1 replyALPHABEARGrowing up one of my friends shoved his own face into my birthday cake once & all the adults at the party were like
(my fams Somali & south Asian so we don’t play that s***).My dad slapped the father of the kid in front of his whole family & the kid started crying
Till this day that kid (grew up) but always sheepish around me & my fam
he headbutted YOUR cake???
whats wrong with him
Mar 5, 2021ruined a good piece of cake
- Mar 5, 2021·1 replybazza
he headbutted YOUR cake???
whats wrong with him
Idk he was a childhood friend lmaooo, we had to cut the piece off where he stuck his face and throw it away.
Then my pop slapped the father of the kid in the fkn face later that night in front of his whole fam
my dad was 250lbs & the other dude was like 145lbs max bozo genetics 
Mar 5, 2021·3 replies
SonyomomPeople do that?
yes bro they tell you to blow the candles out then slam your face in
- Mar 5, 2021·1 replyALPHABEAR
Idk he was a childhood friend lmaooo, we had to cut the piece off where he stuck his face and throw it away.
Then my pop slapped the father of the kid in the fkn face later that night in front of his whole fam
my dad was 250lbs & the other dude was like 145lbs max bozo geneticsbut why did your dad slap his dad though?
- Mar 5, 2021Yevin
yes bro they tell you to blow the candles out then slam your face in
Oh nah if somebody do this to me or to some cake I wanna eat - someone’s getting touched.
Like you’ll genuinely get your ears whispered into at that point.
- Mar 5, 2021·1 reply
Ay am i the only one who noticed the elephant in the room?
Nothing wrong with it just peeped my eye
- Mar 5, 2021necromancer
but why did your dad slap his dad though?
Think it was the cake bit but it might’ve been fuelled by something else now that I think about it
I never really asked my dad his personal life tbh, he was a really good pop to me & that’s all I know
Mar 5, 2021SMACK CAM 👋🏻💥
Mar 5, 2021HE’S BACK
Mar 5, 2021·2 repliesI saw a man damn near get a black eye at his wedding from his wife doing this 😭
When are people gonna realize this is the worst idea for a cake-based tradition 🤦🏻♂️
- Mar 5, 2021World keep turnin
I saw a man damn near get a black eye at his wedding from his wife doing this 😭
When are people gonna realize this is the worst idea for a cake-based tradition 🤦🏻♂️
This why decent people just have the relevant ppl up there, and they cut the cake and then go back to they seats
And then the servers come and handout the cake individually to you. Nobody goes NEAR that b****.
- Mar 5, 2021VENDETTA
who is the mods of KTT I need help w sumn?
Mods change my @ name @ me
- Mar 5, 2021Yevin
yes bro they tell you to blow the candles out then slam your face in
never gets old tbh
you be looking behind,
peeping to make sure your cousins arent gonna slam your face
and then BAM
they got you
Mar 5, 2021
babylon shermThis has the highest backfire potential of any parental prank
Depends on the strength of the kid
- Mar 5, 2021·1 replyWorld keep turnin
I saw a man damn near get a black eye at his wedding from his wife doing this 😭
When are people gonna realize this is the worst idea for a cake-based tradition 🤦🏻♂️
- Mar 5, 2021!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsEYhsox8n8the end
They left her face in the cake shes gonna suffocate
Mar 5, 2021his hair is tough rn
