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  • Jan 11, 2022
    Carl Sweatpants

    Drake didn't get caught texting a minor. He did.

    Bro sitting there talking to lil girls about boys and s***

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    “He only got one flow”

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    This gon be me if one of them weird ass CLB niggas ever leave they house

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    He didn’t shoot her

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    MM6 Moka

    This gon be me if one of them weird ass CLB niggas ever leave they house

    I’m getting schoolshooter vibes from you

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    DrakeToThe never fails

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    Vance
    !https://youtu.be/9YVAqzgmQFc!https://youtu.be/2okedipm6JI!https://youtu.be/pAfJF5AjVPs

    "yb makes the same songs over and over again" 🖕🏽

    YB makes the same 5 songs over and over. sorry 🤷‍♂️

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    Carl Sweatpants

    Drake didn't get caught texting a minor. He did.

    The craziest s*** is mfs defending a 30some year old texting a little girl. Talm bout “they both were child stars, he’s giving her advice!!” Like boa no matter the context texting a little girl at his big age is embarrassing.

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    Cherrywine

    He didn’t shoot her

    okay but why is Tory Lanez ur fav artist

  • A Mad Ass Nigga

    “He only got one flow”

    “He can’t rap”

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    Carl Sweatpants

    Drake didn't get caught texting a minor. He did.

    which one are you referring to? 😂

  • Jan 11, 2022
    Vance

    okay but why is Tory Lanez ur fav artist

    Tbh I cant name a single Tory lanez song “he didn’t shoot her” is just hilarious to me

  • Jan 11, 2022
    MM6 Moka

    This gon be me if one of them weird ass CLB niggas ever leave they house

    ironic bc this post screams I DONT GO OUTSIDE

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    A Mad Ass Nigga

    The craziest s*** is mfs defending a 30some year old texting a little girl. Talm bout “they both were child stars, he’s giving her advice!!” Like boa no matter the context texting a little girl at his big age is embarrassing.

    Deadass. If you texting a underage girl. She better be your sister. And it better be memes and or asking where tf mom is the fact that people don't think that s*** was a red alarm is weird af too me. That is a female child that you can not relate to sir.

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    Dedication 666

    which one are you referring to? 😂

    there's more than one!?!?!??

  • Jan 11, 2022
    Carl Sweatpants

    Deadass. If you texting a underage girl. She better be your sister. And it better be memes and or asking where tf mom is the fact that people don't think that s*** was a red alarm is weird af too me. That is a female child that you can not relate to sir.

    They let it slide with MJ too lmao

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    Carl Sweatpants

    there's more than one!?!?!??

    billie and millie so at least two. I think he got it from Tyga.

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    a lot of projection itt

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    Carl Sweatpants

    Drake didn't get caught texting a minor. He did.

    The way people are trying to spin this is absolutely disgusting. Why create such sick rumors? Millie Bobby Brown is a superstar and a lot of celebs were talking to her. Sure, one can discuss whether or not it's Drake's place to discuss such things with her, personally I don't think it is but I don't know how their friendship is, so that take is pointless. The more important aspect of this situation is that people try to claim there's malicious intent behind his conversations with her. That's so sick and vile how people could turn something such as friendly advice into Drake being a groomer. Y'all are seriously sick.

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    Dedication 666

    billie and millie so at least two. I think he got it from Tyga.

    so there's like no underage boys he was texting trying to give advice? Why is it females. This nigga grooming.

  • Jan 11, 2022

    Your honor…

    Intro
    They say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I'm sayin'? (Boss up, nigga)
    They said his mom was a virgin
    So when he was born, they told him he was sent from God so he started goin' village to village helpin' the people and they killed his ass, that's crazy
    That's crazy, man

    Verse
    They killed Jesus for helpin' the people
    That's why I ain't got patience with people
    In the Bible, God dealin' with evil
    They said God did a deal with the Devil
    That's the reason Job has soles on his feet
    That's the reason Job lost his house
    That's the reason Job lost his kids
    I'm readin' the Bible like, "What is this?"
    Adam made Eve off of one rib?
    They made the world in seven days?
    So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids?
    Cain and Abel, they fell out beefin'
    Me and my brother, we fell out beefin'
    They said cocaine that was on the tree
    What if Adam would've never f***ed Eve?
    Why Eve make that nigga eat that?
    That's why I don't eat the b**** food now
    Job lost his whole f***in' family
    And they said God gave him a hundred cows
    Like two-hunned horses or somethin'
    How the f*** is that worth my kids?
    What I did to deserve to go through this?
    Let me get this right, this because of Eve?
    Okay, I f*** with Adam, but I'll beat the s*** out of Eve
    How the hell they live at the forbidden tree?
    Somebody show me the forbidden tree
    I believe in God, but I ain't too religious
    How the f*** they really got a picture of Jesus?
    Name one person who was alive with Jesus
    How the f*** they tellin' me I need Jesus?
    If I need Jesus, then where is Jesus?
    So if I get shot, I'ma meet Jesus?
    So I gotta die just to meet Jesus?
    It's a f***ed up world with f***ed up people
    The first religion, they worshipped the sun
    They made some bullshit story 'bout that
    They said the sun went down 'cause the sins
    And the sun was never gon' come back
    Every thousand years it's a new religion
    Unc in the streets screaming, "New religion"
    Pastor got diamonds, rockin' True Religion
    Pray to who? You must be trippin'
    B****, I'm prayin' to my money racks
    They said we livin' in Revelations
    Vaccine got us mutatin'
    So f*** it then, I'ma go take it
    If the whole world start purgin'
    My daughter gon' still have a Lambo
    I'ma have eighteen-hundred guns
    Thirty Audi's and twenty Camaros
    They said the world would end in 2012
    I was sellin' crack in 2012
    They talkin' about the calendar ended
    Eight years later, a pandemic
    Swine flu, Ebola, COVID-19, what's different?
    All of that s*** was killin' people
    I ain't scared of that, guns kill people
    I ain't scared of guns, AIDS kill people
    I can die in a car crash
    How the f*** you gon' tell me I'm goin' to Heaven?
    Please tell me when you talked to the dead
    Who you met that came from the dead?
    Show me a picture and show me some proof
    Explain to me why the f*** Benjamin Franklin stood his ass up on the roof
    How he discover somethin' out the sky?
    If that's the case, T-Rex discovered it
    If you ask me, this s*** made up
    I'ma loop the beat 'cause I ain't said enough
    I ain't said enough
    In school, I had a lot of questions (Boss up, nigga)
    Social studies teacher makin' up s***
    All that s*** was in they head
    Who the f*** is Christopher Columbus?
    If he would've came to my block, talkin' 'bout he discovered my trap
    His ass would've probably got shot
    How the f*** I'm African American?
    B****, I'm American terrorist
    Fifth grade, smarter than my parents
    Grandma couldn't help with algebra
    Grandma like, "What the f*** is algebra?"
    She like, "That's a goddamn shame
    Them people gonna keep makin' up s*** tryna keep you in the same grade"
    They tryna hide s*** in the book
    I was in jail readin' books
    OG teach me 'bout real estate
    Every landlord I know a crackhead
    I'm in the hood with the slum lords
    Grandma Jehovah's Witness, no Christians
    Jehovah's Witnesses people move like a cult
    They recruitin' people at they door
    How you gon' force religion on somebody?
    How you gon' change the Bible and tell it to everybody?
    Why Jehovah's Witnesses don't like Christians?
    They fightin' over Jesus' birthday
    How the f*** y'all know Jesus' birthday?
    Who the f*** is that white man Santa Claus?
    They said that nigga was eatin' kids
    Why would I let that man lie to my kids?
    Why would I go out buyin' gifts and blame it on the nigga named Santa?
    S***, a nigga climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammer

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    If you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammer
    Drink the kids' milk, beat you with a hammer
    You like a hundred somethin' buyin' toys
    Well, Santa never dropped me off a toy
    Let's get back to Jehovah's Witnesses
    How the f*** all of y'all awake?
    How the f*** y'all church so small, but it's a million of y'all everyday?
    S***, religious people startin' to scare me
    S***, the government wrote the Bible
    They knew who was gon' win American Idol
    I never liked Simon off American Idol
    I ain't really like how he talked to black people
    How the f*** Flava Flav still alive?
    S***, before Kobe, before Deebo
    I expected his ass to up and die
    I ain't got nothin' against Flava Flav
    They said I was ugly as Flava Flav
    Now I got twenty hoes like Flava Flav
    Nigga dyin' for jewelry everyday
    They caught the nigga who killed MO3
    How the f*** he get caught in less than three weeks?
    If you ask me, that's a sacrifice
    You ain't gotta be rich to pull a sacrifice
    All those times on the block, b****, I sacrificed
    Put my pride to the side, b****, I sacrificed
    If that's the case, I'm Illuminati
    How Tekashi get out before Shotti?
    Why Jim Jones never went to jail?
    And he was talkin' 'bout killin' a nigga
    S***, that ain't my job, but that's conspiracy
    All I know is niggas get locked for conspiracy
    These niggas who talk, they be scarin' me
    They be wearin' wires in they shoes
    Askin' questions, wanna talk to you
    These niggas move like TMZ
    On a regular day, wanna question me
    Nigga move like VladTV
    These niggas look like VladTV
    They get indicted on VladTV
    Homie got five years for a TV
    So what the f*** they thought was gon' happen?
    They talk too much, they AR-AB it
    I always thought that Cassidy was a hustler
    Cassidy was my favorite rapper
    Then I find out he wasn't hustling (Boss up, nigga)
    He was with Swizz Beatz then went broke
    Niggas thought Meek Mill wasn't gon' blow
    I ain't never heard 'bout Meek Mill
    Until he ran with that C.O
    I ain't sayin' Meek did the wrong thing
    But he knew Ross was a C.O
    S***, a nigga gotta feed his kids
    I ain't never think Gucci was a clone
    They like, "How the hell he got so skinny?"
    When you in that cell, s***, they feed you wrong
    Three meals a day get a nigga right
    Six pack came from bein' hungry at night
    Nigga came home then he fixed his teeth
    Then they changed the subject about a week
    I'ma get on the beat and say what I want
    I love stimulus and love Donald Trump
    Auntie talkin' 'bout "Six-hundred coming'"
    It ain't twelve-hundred, but s***, it's somethin'
    I don't sit on my ass and live with my b****
    Just the other day, broke up with my b****
    I'd rather go rob some s***
    PS5 won't come out my lip
    The Bible told you b****es is grimey
    Whole Bible, b****es was lyin'
    They believed that a virgin had kids
    I hope my daughter don't tell me that s***
    'Cause you ain't married and the baby ain't Jesus
    Don't lie to me 'cause I ain't Jesus
    My last b**** was an atheist
    She talkin' 'bout pullin' tarot cards
    She like, "Come on Neph', let me tell your future"
    I'm like, "Bitch, I'm off more molly than Future"
    I'm like, "Bitch, I might die tomorrow
    Why the hell you tryna be a fortune teller?"
    She on Fashion Nova and she lookin' at dresses
    Her ass fat, but I ain't even notice
    She take her time puttin' on lotion
    I'm like, "Bitch, hurry up 'cause I got a lick"
    They talkin' 'bout pray before you eat
    B****, you eatin' a dead animal
    B****, you barely got vegetables
    Everybody in the world is hypocrites
    Donald Trump still gon' build that wall
    MS-13 climbed over the wall
    Donald Trump can't stop immigrants
    Lost my ID, I'm an immigrant
    They pulled me over like, "What's your name?"
    B****, I forgot my social security number
    They asked about my mother maiden name
    I'm like, "I don't know, we don't know each other"
    B****, I'm on the run from Area 51
    I stayed in the corner and boot up
    B****, I forgot where I parked my car
    My last b**** like, "Who are you?"
    I'm like, "Bitch, I want sugar in water"
    That movie ain't funny no more
    Y'all know I don't like Will Smith
    I used to know the song to Fresh Prince
    "Now this the story all about how"
    Now his mother kid suckin' d***
    Now he sad, lookin' like "How?"
    Who the f*** raised these niggas?
    What scientist made these niggas?
    What lab these niggas come from?
    First time I watched 'I Am Legend' I cried
    Especially the part when his dog died
    'Cause I feel his pain when you out in the streets
    Then I seen another movie, he was butt naked with another man in between the sheets
    I'm like, "Hell nah, that's 'I Am Legend'?"
    I'ma f*** Jada too, f*** 'I Am Legend'
    Well Jada Pinkett, if you hear this song, I'll f*** you good and you ain't gon' regret it
    I ain't August Alsina, you don't need him
    If he was real, he would've knocked out Will
    Yo' kids grown, f*** that nigga
    He the reason that y'all son gay now
    B****, shouts out to Chris Brown
    Will Smith should've took advice from Chris Brown
    Jada Pinkett should've been on the news with both her eyes black and brown (Boss up, nigga)
    Ooh, I looped it again (Boss up, nigga)
    They say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin' gin
    I used to think Snoop Dogg was tough
    I hated niggas who acted tough
    I used to love the Chum Bucket
    I used to feel like the Chum Bucket
    I been knew SpongeBob was a b****, that's why I f*** with the Chum Bucket
    Pull up lookin' like Plankton, nigga
    Everybody hate that nigga
    Cougar b**** wanna watch Martin
    B****, that s*** ain't funny
    I f*** with Hustle Man more than him
    Martin always stressin' 'bout a b****
    This whole world stressin' 'bout a b****
    It ain't even these b****es, it's niggas too
    'Cause the b****es move like niggas do
    And these niggas, they move like b****es do
    I don't even wanna get in the industry
    'Cause if I do, I'm doin' somethin' crazy
    I'ma f*** Keke Palmer, get her pregnant
    Then leave her single with a baby
    Don't judge me, that's what Adam did
    If Adam and Eve had two kids
    Once Adam got a taste of that fruit
    He went to the left and found him a b****
    S***, Cain and Abel was trippin' anyway
    S***, they tryna kill each other with an axe
    They put this s*** all in the Bible
    So you know damn well this ain't cap
    They say there's seventy-seven sextillion stars in the sky
    I ain't even heard that number before until they told me that lie
    I'm like, "How the f***—? Hold on, which telescope and what person count that with they eyes?"
    When I was in church, I had questions
    My grandma like, "Hold on, grandson got a question"
    They passed me the mic at the kingdom hall
    I'm like, "Who told y'all it's that many stars?"
    They told me, "Don't question the Bible"
    I'm like, "Grandma, stop goin' to the kingdom hall
    Them people ain't your friends anyway"
    Nigga doin' Bible study tryna get p****
    Same people bringin' demons in the house
    How the f*** y'all throwin' water 'round that house?
    How the f*** y'all make that holy water?
    Let me get some of that so I can cook a quarter
    How y'all say I'm evil for sellin' crack when I'm out here tryna feed my daughter?
    Where your money go? I don't judge you
    Them old church b****es be cougars
    And the pastor drive a brand new Caddy
    But the church broke down and raggedy
    How the f*** niggas scam CashApp?
    They thought they was scammin' CashApp
    Well CashApp scammed CashApp
    They got social numbers in CashApp
    Why the f*** I gotta give you my social?
    How you know I ain't forget my social?
    Why the f*** I need a drivers' license?
    If I crash, I'm the only one dyin'
    If somebody else die, it was meant to go
    Y'all the ones who put that s*** in the Bible
    How the f*** y'all talkin' 'bout "Turn the other cheek"
    When y'all killin' black people left and right?
    I don't beef with white people, they good licks
    My white b**** got good credit
    I ain't never think Donald Trump was racist
    Wanna talk to him, gotta have good credit
    Wanna talk to me, gotta have good credit
    Rx Papi a b****, the whole hood said it
    Meagan Good booty flat, Slitherman said it
    Wendy Williams a man, Slitherman said it
    Them big ass titties look dumb
    Lil Kim face look dumb
    Cardi B mouth look dumb
    B**** talk like she always chewin' gum
    Migos lookin' tough, they look dumb
    Joe Budden told them niggas they was ass
    He told that s*** to 'em dead in they face (Boss up, nigga)
    He was probably high off a fifty bag
    Yuh

  • Jan 11, 2022

    The defense rests

  • Jan 11, 2022

    Free Pap

  • Jan 11, 2022
    Carl Sweatpants

    Drake didn't get caught texting a minor. He did.

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