be2sane

5y

Go to any Marvel crowd and pose the question

I get you hate the movie but to claim this is weird

Bane

5y

It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z

• Colorful visuals ✅
• Witty/funny story wink wink ✅
• Unnecessary robot/cute characters ✅
• Generic love interest storyline ✅
• Lack of any actual stakes ✅
• Hero wins at the end ✅
• S***ty cinematography ✅
• Forgettable soundtrack ✅
• Funny (cringe) fat sidekick ✅
• Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity ✅
• Mindless zombies that serve no purpose ✅

How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

be2sane

5y

Not too shabby of a post eh?

be2sane

5y

Go ‘head

Put your theory to the test and ask them

I’ll wait for the results to come in

Bane

5y

We already got many examples itt so I don't need to do anything lmao

Aight

5y

Load of bollocks mate

Bane

5y

It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z

• Colorful visuals ✅
• Witty/funny story wink wink ✅
• Unnecessary robot/cute characters ✅
• Generic love interest storyline ✅
• Lack of any actual stakes ✅
• Hero wins at the end ✅
• S***ty cinematography ✅
• Forgettable soundtrack ✅
• Funny (cringe) fat sidekick ✅
• Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity ✅
• Mindless zombies that serve no purpose ✅

How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

Aight

5y

The joke after Neo's failed attempt at flying solidified it

be2sane

5y

Haven’t seen the movie yet or your spoilered part, but

Cap

skrt

5y

You ain't even seen it yet man gtfo

be2sane

5y

Spiderman is about a white cop crawling up buildings in spandex while shooting loads, and you wanna compare that to this?

Bane

5y

that's objectively wrong

Aight

5y

The joke after Neo's failed attempt at flying solidified it

Bad Finger Boogie

5y

Literally a dude shooting white stuff out of himself then hanging out with two other dudes who also shoot white stuff out of themselves all together

DIKALISM

5y

and when Sef says f\*\*\* and your hear a beep behind, genius

Aight

5y

Don't even remember this lol who tf is Sef?

DIKALISM

5y

sorry meant Seq, the operator

Bane

5y

It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z

• Colorful visuals ✅
• Witty/funny story wink wink ✅
• Unnecessary robot/cute characters ✅
• Generic love interest storyline ✅
• Lack of any actual stakes ✅
• Hero wins at the end ✅
• S***ty cinematography ✅
• Forgettable soundtrack ✅
• Funny (cringe) fat sidekick ✅
• Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity ✅
• Mindless zombies that serve no purpose ✅

How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

skrt

5y

No stakes!

Remember when morpheus was getting interviewed by Agent Smith in the chair looking all murked and bloody in Matrix 1.

Literally thought he was gonna die at that point.

No edge of your seats moment like that in this film though.

:​

Bane

5y

They didn't even have the balls to let any of the side characters die which nobody would have cared about, but would have made the situation more suspenseful

Bane

5y

It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z

• Colorful visuals ✅
• Witty/funny story wink wink ✅
• Unnecessary robot/cute characters ✅
• Generic love interest storyline ✅
• Lack of any actual stakes ✅
• Hero wins at the end ✅
• S***ty cinematography ✅
• Forgettable soundtrack ✅
• Funny (cringe) fat sidekick ✅
• Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity ✅
• Mindless zombies that serve no purpose ✅

How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie