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  • Jan 21

    Imagine you accidently close your eyes or blink while the s*** going

    You just burned ya eyelids pff and now will go slowly blind not being able to refresh and remoist your eye balls

    Thats what blinking does for you btw aint that crazy? S*** is like window wipers for your eyeballs. Like refreshing your computer.

    But if you blink while lasering a nigga its lights out

    What if you happen to sneeze during it too?

    Or burp?

    Or hiccup?

    Bro you a hazard to YOURSELF mostly

    S***s wack - just throw a fireball

  • Jan 21

    Cyclops a hoe

  • Jan 21
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    Laser eyes a alien/mutant skill idk if they could use mage skills like fireball

  • Jan 21
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    Actually, Cyclops optic blasts are concussive 🤓

  • Jan 21
    Puffy

    Actually, Cyclops optic blasts are concussive 🤓

    Someone ban Mr. X smartass in the chat

  • Niggamortis 👨‍🚀
    Jan 21
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    Folks like Superman and others else just have the supernatural physiology to handle laser vision.

    Cyclops' is a concussive force argued to be from a Punch dimension.

    I do wonder how they see while blasting stuff though.

  • Jan 21
    Name

    Laser eyes a alien/mutant skill idk if they could use mage skills like fireball

    Not true ive played Elden Ring

  • Jan 21
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    I think if you have the power to shoot lasers from your eyes you should be able to control your blinking when firing on someone

  • I feel like Everytime I nut my eyes would go off.

  • Jan 21

    Ngl it's a s*** power because it doesn't look cool. Hand blasts look so much cooler.

  • Omega beams are cool as f***

  • Jan 22
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    Aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Jan 23
    SaintJitterxburgFL

    Aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 🧢 I'm robbing banks. Anybody moves getting done.

  • Jan 23
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    Lowkey shoop da woop power of just shooting it from the mouth is more efficient

  • flizzy 999

    Lowkey shoop da woop power of just shooting it from the mouth is more efficient

    you just unlocked old memories with this ancient meme

  • Tubig 🌊
    Jan 23

    Well yeah it’s like a tragic power for cyclops

  • Jan 25
    Niggamortis

    Folks like Superman and others else just have the supernatural physiology to handle laser vision.

    Cyclops' is a concussive force argued to be from a Punch dimension.

    I do wonder how they see while blasting stuff though.

    Didn't know the Cyclops concussive force thing. Interesting.

  • flizzy 999

    Lowkey shoop da woop power of just shooting it from the mouth is more efficient

    Shoop de woop

    Poop de scoop

  • Jan 27
    AvenueJones

    I think if you have the power to shoot lasers from your eyes you should be able to control your blinking when firing on someone

    In a perfect world

  • Jan 27
    SaintJitterxburgFL

    Aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Jan 28
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    Shape shifting or flying >>>

  • Jan 28
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    HommeTelephone

    Shape shifting or flying >>>

    Flying’s literally the perfect superpower because airplanes and cars just wouldnt exist.